My daily life in Teyvat as a demon

"Hey, Lao Zhong, are you having tea?"

Zhongli, who was listening to a book, heard the voice and paused for a moment. He thought of the book by Qingchen he had just read and sighed. He had been reading his books lately and his teacup had become more worn out.

"Hello, please take a seat."

Gui Zhong nodded to Zhongli, and sat opposite Zhongli with Qingchen.

As a demon god, Guizhong had of course long since realized that Zhongli was Morax. According to Qingchen's words in his memory, he just wanted to retire.

"I say, the Immortal Invitation Ceremony is about to begin, why don't you go and prepare for it instead of just sitting here drinking tea?"

Qingchen pretended not to know that Zhongli was going to "commit suicide" and asked deliberately.

Zhongli was silent for a moment.

"Old friend, what do you think of Liyue now?"

"It's pretty good. It's very prosperous and developing well."

"What would happen if Liyue left me?"

Zhongli's face showed the worry of an old father.

"What? You want to retire?" Qing Chen looked as if he saw through everything.

“Sure enough, I can’t hide it from you. But to be precise, I will let Liyue develop as it pleases, and I will try my best not to interfere.” Zhongli shook his head and said with a smile.

"To put it bluntly, he just wants to retire." Gui Zhong mercilessly dismantled the situation, "That sounds pretty nice."

Zhongli pretended not to hear Guizhong's complaints and continued, "Today's Liyue is governed by the Seven Stars and is thriving. It is a Liyue ruled by humans. It is time for it to leave me."

"Why do you think so suddenly?"

"I once overheard a businessman say to his subordinates: 'You have done your job well, now, go and have a rest.' I wondered if I had also done my job well."

"Tell me, is it possible that the subordinate should have left work, so the businessman let him rest, but he had to come to work the next day?"

Qingchen couldn't help but say.

"…But it was a drizzling morning, and it wasn't the right time to get off work…"

"Then he might have worked the night shift and was exhausted from overtime. Plus it was raining, so the businessman asked him to go and rest."

"But…"

"Another possibility is that the businessman was kind-hearted and wanted to fire the subordinate, but was too embarrassed to say it too harshly, so he used a more euphemistic way to fire the subordinate."

"Is that so..." Zhongli fell into deep thought. Why could Qingchen always find strange entry points?

"Of course. Otherwise, since you said it was early in the morning, the businessman must have asked him to work the night shift. It's time to get off work in the morning, and he has to go back to work after getting enough rest."

The more Qingchen talked, the more reasonable it seemed to him. He rebuked Zhongli, "You said you wanted to retire, then retire. Why did you give me examples? Why did you make such high-sounding remarks?"

Zhongli was speechless, the corners of his mouth twitching.

"I think he's just used to slacking off and is too lazy to go to work."

Return to the end to finish off the enemy.

Zhongli closed his eyes and rested. He really couldn't argue with the two of them.

Qingchen curled his lips. Uncle Zhong’s mouth is not good.

However, despite the loss, Zhongli still had to respond to what he said, "If you think Liyue is about right now, then you can do what you want."

In the end, he was just thinking aside.

Zhongli opened his eyes again with a smile in his eyes. He knew that he only needed to listen to half of Qingchen's words, because listening to the first half would only make him angry.

"Then how do you think I can make Liyue fully enter the era of human rule?"

Qingchen glanced in the direction of Guyun Pavilion and said with a smile: "The Immortal Invitation Ceremony is about to begin, but you are so lazy. Don't you already have an idea?"

Zhongli nodded, "I do have some ideas. It seems you have thought of them too. But is it too dangerous..."

“Alas, how can we test Liyue today without any danger? Don’t worry, I’ll back you up.” Qingchen replied meaningfully.

“That’s right.” Zhongli’s eyes were deep. Whether Liyue could enter a new era depended on this time…

Gui Zhong looked at the two riddlers in confusion. No, what the hell is this? What is Morax going to do? What kind of test is this? Is he planning to hand over Liyue to mortals? Is he so careless?

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“My goodness Izidora, you and Tartaglia should go to Liyue together.” In the Kingdom of Winter, the Queen stood at the highest position and a cold voice came out.

There were two figures kneeling in the audience, the eleventh seat, the young master Tartaglia, and the twelfth seat, the pitiful man Izidorah.

(The name is just random, it has no special meaning, the author will not choose it)

"Yes." Izidora's voice was calm, a little childish, and her figure was somewhat petite.

"Go back."

"Farewell, Queen!"

The two of them slowly left the hall.

"My lord, did you hear that? I can go to Liyue with you." As soon as he came out, Izidora's calm look just now disappeared, and he excitedly pulled Tartaglia and said.

"I heard you, I heard you. Also, I've said before that you are my colleague now, not my subordinate. You don't have to call me Master."

"Hehe, I can't change it all at once." Izidora scratched his head with a smile.

Izidora, a time traveler, whose original name was Li Yeyun. Although it sounds a bit like a boy's name, she is actually a legal loli.

With the help of the system, his strength has grown rapidly since he traveled through time, awakened the Eye of God, and became an executive.

Most importantly, she is a fan of Tartaglia.

Seeing her silly look, Tartaglia had a headache. He was always the one who pestered others, but he didn't expect that it would be his turn to be pestered by this girl.

The difference is that he stalks every powerful person equally, but she only stalks him.

It would be fine if she just pestered me, after all, she was pretty, but she was a little bit perverted.

Since last month, she appeared in front of him and often stole his underwear. The first time they met was when she was caught by the guards and was brought to him by the guards.

The guard was also confused at the time. Why did you steal underwear? What was the punishment for you? Snooping into other people's privacy? What's more, she was quite capable, so Tartaglia didn't drive her away.

She never expected that she would become an executive officer and have to carry out missions with him. Now Tartaglia felt as if she had no clothes on.

He knew she liked him, but she was too perverted!

"Oh, my Lord, are you using that newly bought shower gel that you put on the third row of the storage shelf today? It smells so good!"

Izidolla grabbed his clothes and started sniffing them.

Tartaglia looked horrified and asked, "Donya, why did you take her to see my storage rack?"

And Izidora, why do you remember it so clearly? Do I have any secrets from you?

Your Majesty, I want to resign!

The system in Izidora's brain has already collapsed. Of course he knew that the host was a fan of Tartaglia, but he didn't expect him to be so perverted!

At the beginning, seeing how much she liked Tartaglia, I thought of bringing her here to help her fulfill her dream. But is she such a person?

It turns out that deep love is abnormal!

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"What? Is that guy a pervert?" In Mondstadt, Ying exclaimed while eating the fried meat with honey-sauce carrots from the Deer Hunter Restaurant.

"Ah? Who, who is the pervert?" Paimon, who was concentrating on eating, did not hear anything. He stared blankly at Ying and Amber sitting opposite Ying.

"Hush!" Amber quickly signaled the yellow-haired traveler who had just been spotted outside Mondstadt to keep his voice down. "Be careful, don't let Noelle hear what you said. She'll be angry."

"Hmm? But didn't you say that Noelle is a gentle and kind maid who rarely gets angry?" Ying was a little confused.

"That's true, she is indeed a good person. But you can't say that her lover is a pervert, otherwise Noelle will not only be angry, but also sad. After all, in her opinion, being a minor is her own problem. If she had become an adult earlier, Ye Qingchen would not have been called a pervert." Amber said with emotion.

Ever since Noelle became the envoy's lover, she seldom left Mondstadt, but would apply to go to Liyue from time to time, seeming to be completely immersed in it.

"Then I am somewhat interested in Noelle and the man called Ye Qingchen. I heard that he is a famous writer in Liyue? Can I read his books?"

Ying became interested.

"As for Noelle, I can help you get in touch with him. But are you sure you want to read Mr. Ye Qingchen's book?" Amber looked a little strange.

"Hmm? Is there anything special about his book? Is there anything I can't read?" Ying asked puzzled.

"Oh, never mind. I've got a book with me right now. I'll show it to you. It's a collection of short stories. You'll understand what I mean when you read one of the stories in the book." Amber took out a book from her bag. The book was very smooth, and it was obvious that the owner took good care of it. The only difference was that there seemed to be some... water marks on it?

Ying suppressed the doubts in her heart and took a look at the cover of the book. It was called "The Living Can Die, the Dead Cannot Live". What a strange name! Ying muttered to herself.

Paimeng was still eating, so Ying waited for her while reading a book.

ten minutes later…

“Wow, wow, wow~ Why are they so miserable! Not a single one of them survived, and they didn’t even get to see each other before they died!” Ying began to cry loudly. She finally understood what the water marks on the book were. They were tear marks!

"He clearly found the herbs, so why was his house attacked by monsters? Why did she die? Wuwuwu~"

"Oh." Amber also remembered the story in the book and sighed.

"That's why I don't want to show it to you. It's too tearful."

“Although it’s very sad, the writing is very good and makes you want to keep reading. The more you read, the more you cry, and the more you cry, the more you read…” Ying suddenly understood why this book became popular from Liyue to Mondstadt.

"Right, right? Even though all the book lovers are scolding him, they still rush to buy the books every time." Amber found a soulmate and excitedly grabbed Ying's hand.

"Yeah, I understand!"

"It's just a book. Why cry about it? We might as well eat." Paimon looked at the two people and curled his lips, but he was still curious and flipped through a few pages.

A few minutes later.

"Wow~"

One more sad person.

The crying attracted the people around. When they saw the book, they immediately understood what had happened. They sighed together and their eyes unconsciously turned red.

"Alas, dog author!"