My daily life in Teyvat as a demon

The Windblume Festival is a festival of freedom and love. The people of Mondstadt will sing loudly on this day, lovers will write poems for each other, and some will even use it to express their love.

When the Windblume Festival arrives, the entire Mondstadt is plunged into a joyful atmosphere. The nervous and shy expressions of the young boys and girls are a very beautiful sight in Mondstadt.

In the end, Wendy couldn't resist the temptation of alcohol and came out to earn money by teaching people how to write love poems. You know, there are limited alcoholic beverages on the Wind Flower Festival.

However, he was soon discovered by Qing Chen.

Qingchen was not in a good mood early in the morning.

He has become completely famous in Mondstadt these days. Everyone knows that he has won over the kind and lovely maid of the Knights of Favonius in Mondstadt, and there is more than one girl following him.

Everyone is saying that this Liyue envoy is a scumbag. Although he thinks that he is a bit of a scumbag, he still feels uncomfortable when others say that out loud.

And just now, a guy actually pointed at him and confessed to the girl next to him that she would not be like him, who had several girls, and that they would only be together for life.

Then the girl also looked at Qingchen and agreed to the boy’s confession!

Qingchen didn't know whether he should be angry or guilty, and his expression was very complicated.

The girls next to them were so angry when they saw Qingchen's expression that Guizhong almost took the boy out for a duel.

Qingchen stopped it in time.

Later, a knight heard what they said and took the two men away.

Are you kidding? No matter what, the other party is an envoy from Liyue. How can you say these words in front of him? You are so stupid. It might even escalate into a diplomatic issue between the two countries.

By then, the Liyue officials can completely exaggerate.

To put it bluntly, a man in Mondstadt spoke rudely to the Liyue envoy and insulted the envoy. The Liyue authorities believe that this is a provocation against Liyue and will declare war on Mondstadt soon.

Their Lord Barbatos and Grand Commander Falga are not here yet!

What if Lord Barbatos returns to Mondstadt, or the Grand Commander returns and finds that Mondstadt has become Liyue’s? How will they explain?

It must be said that this knight had a very rich imagination, but his idea was not entirely wrong.

The knight came specially to apologize. Seeing that Qingchen had no intention of pursuing the matter, he immediately breathed a sigh of relief and gave himself a thumbs up for his own wit.

However, seeing that Qingchen was no longer angry, the girl next to him was still a little angry. The knight could only silently sigh that the envoy was so blessed.

After saying hello to Noelle, the knight left with mixed feelings.

To sum up, Qingchen is not in a very good mood now.

When you are in a bad mood, you need to vent, so Qingchen finds Wendy.

"Hey, Wendy!" Qingchen approached Wendy, who had just finished explaining to some people how to write poetry, with a kind look on his face.

"Ahaha, Brother Ye, hello, I didn't expect to meet you here." Wendy, who had wanted to slip away, saw that she could not escape, and a bitter feeling suddenly welled up in her mouth.

"Really didn't expect it? I saw you were hiding from me for several days. Do you really think I didn't know?" Qing Chen smiled wryly.

"How is that possible! Brother Ye and I are friends for life and death. There is no way I can hide from you!" Wendy's heart was pounding and she spoke righteously.

A friend of life and death, Ye Qingchen was alive, and he almost died, which is reasonable.

"Are Brother Qingchen and this bard friends?"

Noelle wondered.

Ganyu and Fanan also looked at Venti. For some reason, they always felt that they could not see through the other party.

"Yes, I had a drink with him last time!" Qingchen put his arm around Wendy's shoulders with a proud look on his face.

"Yes, I have never tasted such delicious wine!"

It was so delicious that he passed out.

Wendy forced a smile, and Qingchen felt relieved all of a sudden.

The man just now is your subject, so I can only vent my frustration to you.

Am I really a pervert?

No, it must be an illusion.

Qingchen shook his head and shook off this strange thought.

“I see.” Noelle nodded.

She knew about Qingchen's visit to Mondstadt as early as the last time she performed music for the West Wind Church.

So I wasn't particularly surprised.

But I didn’t expect that Brother Qingchen and this bard have such a good relationship. Look how happily they are smiling.

Ganyu and Noel were expressing their feelings about the friendship between men, Fanan was constantly looking at Wendy, Guizhong was trying hard to hold back his laughter, and Wendy and Qingchen were putting their arms around each other's shoulders. What a beautiful scene!

If Wendy's legs didn't shake.

Something is wrong, something is very wrong, why doesn't he leave?

Wendy felt like crying but had no tears, as she always felt that Qingchen was planning something bad.

To be honest, Qingchen probably showed mercy when he hung him on the tree last time. He originally thought that he would be drowned in the river.

After all, he is a wisp of wind and there is no way he will drown.

"Brother Wendy and I are going to catch up with each other, you guys go shopping first." Qingchen greeted the others with a smile.

Gui finally understood something, tried hard not to laugh, nodded, and took the girls away.

Qingchen is going to "reminisce the past", and she is also going to find those who said that Qingchen is a scumbag to "reminisce the past".

Wendy's legs were shaking like a sieve.

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"Barbatos, I'm a little bored lately."

At the Star-Picking Cliff, Qingchen took a sip of the wine that he had just snatched from Wendy - no, asked for it - with a sad look on his face, and sighed.

"Well, what do you want to do?" Wendy trembled.

He summed up a pattern: when Qingchen called him Wendy, he would reluctantly treat him as a human being, and the pranks he played would be smaller.

Calling him Barbatos means treating him as the god of wind. Wind gods are more resistant, so the pranks they play can be a little bigger.

"This morning, a man in Mondstadt called me a scumbag."

"He...how can he say that! As Barbatos, I will definitely remind everyone to be careful with their words and actions in the future!" Wendy looked indignant. As for whether to remind them or not, didn't he say that he would remind them later?

It will be the future even after Qingchen dies.

If he can't die, then just delay it.

"Then do you think I'm a scumbag?" Qing Chen didn't care about Wendy's superb acting skills. He just continued to speak without any joy or sadness, making it impossible for people to tell the answer he wanted.

"How could Brother Ye be a scumbag!"

“But sometimes I feel like a jerk.”

"Uh...ah?" Wendy was stunned. It was the first time she saw herself scolding herself. She said cautiously, "So you...are a scumbag?"

"Barbatos, I treat you as a brother, but you call me a scumbag? Is this the image of me in your mind? I... Is there no love between us?"

Qingchen suddenly became sad and angry, and a few tears squeezed out of his eyes.

Joking and playing tricks on others requires you to be able to act.

"Ah this..." Wendy was speechless. When did I say I loved you? So what do you want to hear from me?

"So, um, Brother Ye, do you think I should say that you are a scumbag, or should I say that you are not?"

"How come you don't have any opinion at all? I'm asking you!"

Damn you!

Even Wendy, who is lazy by nature, wanted to curse.

"Then how does Brother Ye see himself?"

"Me? I don't know."

Qingchen looked melancholy.

Wendy almost fainted. He should have thought that Qingchen was here to cause trouble on purpose.

"Brother Ye, just tell me, what do you want to do?"

"I want to fly a kite."

"Ok?"

You can never guess what Qingchen will say next when he is playing a prank on you.

But Wendy felt relieved. Flying a kite? That's easy.

"So you want me to blow dry your hair for you?"

"I don't have a kite."

"..."

What kite are you flying if you don’t have one?!

Wendy could only say with a painful look on her face: "I'll use my wine money to buy it for you!"

Qingchen smiled, and Wendy relaxed, thinking it was over. In her heart, she still felt that he was really gentle today.

"Hey~ How can we let Lord Barbatos spend money?"

Wendy froze, having a bad feeling.

"Master Barbatos, you know how to fly, right? You can be the kite."

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A moment later, a burst of curses came from the sky above the Star-Picking Cliff.