My daily life in Teyvat as a demon

Liyue has a long history, and accordingly, there are unofficial histories.

As we all know, unofficial history may not be true, but it is definitely wild enough.

Most of them are passed down by word of mouth, have no basis, are made up, and are not credible.

But some unofficial history is quite interesting.

Finally, I bought a copy from a small street stall, flipped through it, and almost laughed to death.

Bring along Qingchen, Zhongli and the five Yakshas, ​​borrow Guoba from Xiangling, and read this unofficial history together.

"Rumor has it that the Sea Demon God Osel and Liyue originally had nothing to do with each other, but Osel's wife began to admire the wisdom and bravery of the Emperor, so Osel became resentful and attacked Liyue, but was eventually suppressed by the Emperor."

Gui Zhong read the poem with great emotion, which was a heavy blow to Zhongli.

"Pfft! Hahahahaha!"

Qingchen just laughed out loud and burst into laughter.

The five Yakshas were stunned when they heard this. They wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. They turned their heads away, their shoulders shaking.

Even the most serious Xiao lowered his eyes and dared not look at Zhongli.

"Lulu!"

Guoba's eyes narrowed and he patted his belly.

"Morax, you are quite attractive. No wonder Osel hates you so much. Is it because you stole your wife?"

Qingchen patted his shoulder and raised his eyebrows.

Zhongli's face was full of question marks and the corners of his mouth twitched.

Speechless, so speechless.

Who spread this?!

What's so strange that his wife worships him? This is not really praising him. It's not praising him at all. It's saying that it's because he is wise and brave.

Is there no basis for unofficial history?

Gui Zhong also had a smile on his face. He glanced at Zhong Li and continued to read the next sentence: "Impermanence Immortal Lord is very capable and loves Demon God of Dust. He often cooks for him himself. Demon God of Dust also praises the excellent taste of the food. Later, Demon God of Stove Marcosius joined and was particularly good at cooking. After tasting the food, Demon God of Dust said that Immortal Lord Wuchang was not as good as him. Immortal Lord Wuchang did not believe it and dragged Marcosius to a cooking competition. Marcosius was not as good as him, so he was beaten by Immortal Lord Wuchang. From this, we can know that Immortal Lord Wuchang is very jealous."

"Ridiculous, fabricated nonsense!"

Qingchen slammed the table and stood up, "How could what I made not be as delicious as this kid's?!"

As he said this, he pointed at the rice crust.

"Lulu?"

Is this what you care about?

"And I wouldn't say he didn't do as well as Marcosius~"

Gui Zhong had a smile in his eyes and looked at Qing Chen lovingly.

"Xu~"

For a moment, the air in the venue became a little sweet.

"Lulu, Lululu!"

Guoba patted his chest in dissatisfaction, as if to say, how am I inferior to you?

Qingchen glanced at him disdainfully: "Then let's compete now?"

"Lulu~"

The rice crust wilted instantly.

How can he compete with his short arms and legs?

Bullying the bear is too much!

"You don't deny that you are jealous."

Zhong Li smiled lightly.

"Humph."

Qingchen blushed and turned her head away proudly.

Gui Zhong touched his hand soothingly and continued to read the next paragraph: "The Emperor has no gender. He once transformed into a woman and fell in love with the Immortal Lord Wuchang at first sight...hahahaha!"

After saying this, Gui finally threw the book on the table, covered his face and laughed out loud.

It’s so explosive. Who wrote this?

"It turns out that my love rival is Lord Emperor. I must work harder and be more cautious."

Fanan looked serious and spoke in a very serious tone, which made everyone present laugh even more happily.

As for the two protagonists, Zhongli and Qingchen, their foreheads were covered with black lines and they couldn't smile at all.

They looked at each other, both got goose bumps and shivered.

Impossible, impossible at all.

"When the Demon God of Dust fought with his enemies, smoke and dust covered thousands of miles. It is said that he once got lost in the dust..."

Well, it’s too early to laugh. She still has her things to do.

Why would someone spread such a rumor?!

Isn't this too wild?!

After that, I read various unofficial histories, including but not limited to:

The Rock King transforms into thousands of forms and infiltrates the enemy as an undercover agent.

Marcosius traveled across mountains and rivers in search of a rare ingredient, only to find it in his own backyard.

The love-hate relationship between the Salt Demon Heulia and the Immortal Lord Wu Chang... (I stopped reading halfway through)

The Immortal Lord Wuchang was dissatisfied with the Emperor's rule and plotted to usurp the throne. Guizhong supported him, but was eventually moved by the Emperor and the two became good friends.

Tianheng Mountain was once collapsed by the Immortal Lord Wuchang, and was later repaired by the Emperor.

In short, the more you listen, the more ridiculous it seems. There is nothing that is not mentioned here, except what you can't imagine.

As the two most famous people in Liyue, Qingchen and Zhongli have been mentioned countless times, and almost none of them are correct.

After hearing the last sentence, both of them were speechless.

"Otherwise, why is it called Liyue's wild history?"

Gui Zhong covered his mouth and said with a smile.

"The question is how did these rumors come about? They can't be made up in a more reasonable way."

Qingchen complained.

"It's called unofficial history precisely because it's irrational."

"Lulu!"

Guoba nodded in agreement.

As for the other five Yakshas, ​​they were hardly mentioned from beginning to end, which was a relief.

so far so good.

Qingchen glanced at them and said, "Don't be complacent. Let me look for it again. I don't believe that there is nothing about your story."

The Yakshas froze instantly.

"Brother Qingchen~"

Fanan walked up to him, sat on him, blinked her watery eyes and acted coquettishly, which made Ye Qingchen's bones soften.

"Not looking for you."

"Hehe, I know that Brother Qingchen is the best!"

Fanan hugged him directly.

Sure enough, women who know how to act coquettishly have the best life!

As for her good friend Yingda, when she saw this scene, she couldn't help but sigh and hold her forehead.

"Immortal Lord~"

Fushe was not willing to be left behind, so he also slowed down his tone and prayed.

Qingchen felt nauseous after hearing this.

"Stop, stop, or I'll throw you out!"

"... "

The several Yakshas around Fushe had already moved away from him, pretending not to know him.

Too thick-skinned to be their eldest brother.

Is there really no love?

Fushe could only accept his fate.

"Such an interesting book, I must keep it."

After finally weighing this unofficial history, I felt happy.

Although it's all nonsense, it's fun to read once you get into it.

Oh, by the way, there’s no need to put yourself in Heulia’s love-hate relationship. It’s so annoying and ridiculous.

I would be jealous if I put myself in your shoes.

Gui Zhong said that she also had her own little thoughts.

"Based on common sense, this unrealistic rumor book should be destroyed in a timely manner..."

"dream!"

"... "

It is known that Qingchen will definitely support Guizhong.

Qingchen + Guizhong > Zhongli

So he had no right to refute.

Ugh!