My daily life in Teyvat as a demon

Why do people get angry? Is it because they encounter something they don’t like? Why do people get sad? It’s also because they encounter something they don’t like. So, when should people get angry and when should they be sad?

The great wind god Barbatos was not sure of the answer either, because he didn't know whether he should be sad or angry. It would be more appropriate to say that he was a mixture of grief and anger.

Oh no, he has fainted now.

Time goes back to 5 minutes ago. Since he kept pestering Qingchen and the others for wine, they "helplessly" agreed, but said that they could only take one jar and the other one would be given to them. After their joint "persuasion", Wendy agreed.

The whole process went very smoothly, if you could not smell the urea on Wendy.

Of course there is no urea in this world, but Qingchen has a system, and the bag that Wendy put on was exactly what he exchanged from the system: a conceptual weapon from the Nanjiang gangster Uncle Chen, a urea bag plus version.

In short, with Wendy's unremitting efforts, he finally drank the glass of wine that Qingchen gave him. The wine was mellow and lived up to Wendy's expectations, making him feel dizzy until the second glass.

The cup is still the same cup and it still smells the same, but the liquid inside is no longer wine.

How can I describe it? The taste is bitter, astringent, sour, and especially cold. It gives a burning sensation in the mouth, followed by a tingling and numb electric shock.

Wendy swore that she had never drunk something so unpalatable. "You..." Wendy took one last look at Qingchen and fell down helplessly.

“He wouldn’t be poisoned to death…” Gui was finally shocked by the power.

"Hey, he's a god after all, he can't die. He fainted because I added a special drug for demon gods." Qingchen excitedly took out the special rope for demon gods and tied up Wendy. "Let's go to Fengqidi and hang him on the tree."

Why didn't Wendy find the second glass of wine problematic? First, the first glass of wine was genuine Fengshen Brew, which lowered Wendy's vigilance; second, one-third of the second glass of wine was Fengshen Brew, and two-thirds was that liquid. Qingchen used magic to form a thin membrane between the two liquids to separate them. Qingchen dispersed the magic the moment Wendy drank it.

In other words, before Wendy drank it, all he smelled was the scent of Fengshen Brew. As for the problem of the wrong color, it was dark now, and Wendy couldn't tell the difference between the color of the unknown liquid and Fengshen Brew!

I am so smart! Qingchen was very proud. It seemed that his skill in deceiving people had not declined.

Gui Zhong, who was standing by, watched the whole thing from beginning to end, and couldn't help but cover his face, silently mourning for Wendy having such a bad friend. He secretly felt lucky that Qing Chen had always stood by him. Otherwise, he might be thrown into the sea tomorrow.

Hanging Wendy at the highest point of the tree, Qingchen thought about it and put a jar of Fengshen Brew in the tree hole. After all, he wanted it so much, so he should leave a jar. Don't be too much. Wendy: You are a very nice person.

Having had enough fun, Qingchen picked up Guizhong and left Mondstadt, flying back to Liyue. The next time he came, he would be an envoy, and then...

Qingchen thought of some things in the system mall. He would personally train a Gundam and a combat priest for Mond. By the way, the little witch with a rocket launcher seemed to be good too. Then he could take off directly to Wuhu!

Barbatos will forgive you if you threaten Mondstadt, but the AKs and bazookas of the Mondstadt people will not!

If you ask Gui Zhong whether she would be scared if she knew what he was thinking, then you are overthinking it, because now Gui Zhong is infatuated with Qing Chen's arms.

She looked at the sly smile on Qingchen's lips, her eyes shining, "Has Qingchen come up with another idea to play a prank on me? So bad, but he looks so handsome from this angle..." Thinking of this, Guizhong straightened her body and kissed Qingchen on the face.

Qingchen didn't say anything, but the redness on his ears still exposed his shyness.

"You're quite innocent sometimes." Gui Zhong felt that Qing Chen was even cuter when he saw him like this, and he held Qing Chen's arms tighter.

It was almost noon the next day when Qingchen woke up. He and Guizhong came back in the early morning, so he just went to sleep. Don't think too much, Sujue, after all, he had been wandering around Mondstadt for a whole day.

"What are you going to do today? I remember you should be working in the Wangsheng Hall today. Although the hall master said you don't have to go, it's better to say hello, right?" Gui Zhong leaned lazily in Qingchen's arms, her graceful body curves were in full view, feasting Qingchen's eyes.

"Is there anything you want to do? I remember you said yesterday that you had some inspiration for a piece of music." Qing Chen felt the softness in his arms and didn't want to let go even more.

"Yes, I have some ideas, but it doesn't matter, just stay quietly." Gui Zhong rubbed his face against Qing Chen's neck, like an obedient kitten, "Although I want to write a song, I can write it anytime. The song is not as important as you."

Qingchen felt his heart melt. "It doesn't matter, let's just sit in the Hall of Rebirth. Speaking of which, I also want to write down the songs I played before, and I also want to write a book."

"Write a book?" Gui Zhong nodded. "It's good to kill time. What do you want to write?"

"The joys and sorrows of people hundreds of years ago, this is a good subject, right?" Qing Chen had this idea before he fell asleep. He also made a special effort to memorize some stories. He remembered the most stories about separation of life and death. After all, regrets are the most touching.

By then, Liyue will be filled with crying and the emotional value will be harvested madly, so won’t Gundam have a place to stay?

To be honest, there aren't many emotion points left in his system now. All that's left are the stocks of goods that he had exchanged before. It's urgent to harvest the emotion points!

"Okay, let's ask Ping and the others if they have any stories when we get a chance. We can write them down." Gui Zhong agreed, "When will you play those songs again? They are very nice. I want more people to hear them."

"That's easy. Just tell Ganyu that we should apply to the General Affairs Department for public performances. Then we can contact a teahouse or something like that as a venue. It should be fine." Qingchen reluctantly let go of Guizhong and prepared to go to Wanmin Hall for a meal. "Let's go!"

"set off!"

The Fatui is the most powerful country among the seven countries. Fatui is its soldiers, traveling among the countries. They are despised by the countries for their strong actions and unscrupulous means to achieve their goals, but no country can deny its strength and loyalty. The Fatui soldiers are led by eleven executive officers, each of whom has unique skills and has established their unshakable position by stepping on corpses.

As Qingchen and the others strolled through the streets of Liyue, in the meeting hall of Zhidong, the executive officers sat quietly at the central table, and only someone's singing could be heard quietly. After an unknown amount of time, the general officer Choujiao slowly stood up, and the singing stopped abruptly. The executive officers stood up one after another. In front of them, the ice and snow slowly gathered, and a figure gradually solidified, exuding a cold and lonely atmosphere.

"Welcome to the Queen!"

The figure nodded slightly. "We can start planning now, Rosalin. After the Mond Badminton Festival, you can go to Mond to start preparations."

"Yes, Your Majesty." The eighth executive officer bowed slightly.

"Dottore, I know you have things to do in Mond during the Badminton Festival, but don't go too far and don't let it affect your plans."

"Don't worry." The doctor, wearing a mask and with a faint smile on his face, nodded.

"Your Majesty, Liyue, Inazuma, Xumi, Fontaine, and Natta have all made preliminary preparations." The Clown spoke silently.

Each executive officer began to report on their work.

Outside the house, the cold wind was howling, playing a loud song.

"Everything, for Zhidong!" After the report was over, the cold wind gradually subsided, and the figure disappeared, leaving the executives kneeling on one knee.

"For Solstice! For the Queen!"

The rain is coming and the wind is all over the building.

Compared to the stagnant atmosphere of Winter, Liyue is much more peaceful.

"Uncle Master, you are here. What would you like to eat?" Xiangling was studying new dishes. When she looked up, she saw Qingchen and Guizhong from afar and hurried forward to greet them.

"Let's order any of their signature dishes. Not too spicy, but slightly spicy is fine." The two found a seat and sat down.

"No problem, I'll do it right away. Also, would you like to try my new medicinal food? It's called Fiery Flower Boiled Glazed Spare Ribs. But it might make you get a sore throat. I can give you a side dish, Ice Flower Slime, which will definitely reduce your heat. Do you want to?" Xiangling excitedly introduced her new invention.

Qingchen originally wanted to refuse, but Guizhong seemed quite curious, and no one else was willing to help her taste the food at the moment. "Forget it, give me some, just a little!" Qingchen specifically reminded.

"Got it, I'll arrange it right away!" Xiangling walked into the house happily.

After waiting for a while, the dishes were gradually served and the two began to eat. As Qingchen said, the dishes were indeed less, with more varieties and smaller portions, just enough for two people. In the end, Xiangling's new dishes were left over as expected.

Actually, it’s not that bad, but the taste is a bit strange. The Flame Flower Glazed Spare Ribs are a bit greasy and the taste is a bit strong, while the Ice Flower Slime is too bland. Both dishes are the kind that you don’t want to eat more and more.

Fortunately, it was not a dark dish, Qingchen breathed a sigh of relief.

Qingchen told Xiangling his thoughts, and Xiangling felt a little disappointed.

"Besides, this is really not something that ordinary people can eat. The medicinal properties are too strong. These two dishes conflict with each other and can easily upset your stomach." Qing Chen gave a final reminder.

"Okay, thank you, Master, but I won't give up!" Xiang Ling was only disappointed for a moment, then she rekindled her enthusiasm. "I didn't expect you to be good at cooking. It seems that what is written in the Liyue history book that you are good at cooking is true. Can I ask you for advice in the future?"

Qingchen did not refuse, it was not a big deal, but he felt a little emotional about being written into the book, so he asked a few more questions.

The book didn't seem to mention his real name, but only called him Immortal Lord Wuchang. It should have been arranged by Zhongli. After all, he had mentioned it to him before. It was good that way. If he didn't investigate specifically, his identity would never have been discovered.

However, as soon as he thought this, he was exposed.

To be precise, my identity was discovered by some people.

"Hello, do you mind if I sit here?" A girl with a purple cat head and dressed in luxurious but not gorgeous clothes suddenly came into view and sat in front of him and Gui Zhong.

One of the Seven Stars, Yuheng Star Keqing.

"Ms. Keqing? Of course there is no problem sitting here. Is there anything I can help you with?" Gui Zhong could tell at a glance that she came for Qingchen.

"Are you the Immortal Lord Wuchang in Liyue's history?" Keqing has always been a direct person. She went straight to the point and looked at Qingchen.

"I'm not. That immortal is so charming, handsome, knowledgeable and talented. How can I compare to him?" Qing Chen froze in his tracks, but still answered stubbornly, praising himself a little bit.

The corner of Keqing's mouth twitched, and Guizhong also covered his mouth and laughed secretly.

“My Lord Immortal, stop pretending. Apart from you, is there any other immortal who has such a good relationship with King Chen Guizhong?” Keqing ruthlessly exposed the lie.

"Actually... my name is Aping, I'm a woman, and Guizhong and I are good sisters." Qingchen was silent for a moment, took a sip of tea and said.

“…” “…” Both were speechless.

"Okay, stop being stubborn. Does Aping know that you are impersonating her like this?" Gui Zhong patted his head. She wasn't even a man dressed as a woman and yet she said she was Aping. It didn't look like she was pretending.

"Forget it, I was careless. I should have thought that you knew Gui Zhong's identity. Tell me, what's the matter?" Qing Chen still had a good impression of Keqing. He was just joking just now.

"Ningguang told me your identity. It was my personal decision to find you." Keqing continued, "betraying" Ningguang at the same time, "I came to you for only one thing. I hope you don't interfere... No, it may not be appropriate to say that you want to interfere. I should say that I want to ask your opinion on the governance of Liyue."

“So that’s how it is,” Qingchen suddenly realized. After pondering for a moment, he said concisely, “Liyue is a human kingdom.”

"The human kingdom?" These words touched Keqing's heart. A smile appeared on her face. "Thank you, Immortal Lord. I won't disturb you any more." After saying that, she prepared to leave.

"Hey, why are you in such a hurry to leave right after you arrived? At least have a meal before leaving." Qing Chen stopped Keqing.

"But, work..." Keqing hesitated.

"There is always work to be done. Eating and drinking enough will make you more efficient. It's time for lunch. Xiangling, one serving of golden shrimp balls!"

“What…” Keqing’s eyes widened. How did he know that I liked to eat golden shrimp balls? It was just a coincidence… What a coincidence!

Looking at the smile on Qingchen's lips, Keqing knew he did it on purpose.

"This is what is written about me in Liyue's history book: 'There was an immortal named Wuchang, who was extremely powerful and knew everything.' So, you know who I am and I know what you like to eat. That's reasonable, right?" Qingchen said with a smile. He had just heard this from Xiangling. It was a great compliment.

It doesn't make sense, right? Even if you have a good relationship with Ganyu, it's impossible for Ganyu to know. I clearly haven't told anyone about it. Omniscience is not used in this kind of situation, right?

"Okay, okay, this kind of thing is not important, sit down quickly, the food will be ready soon." Qingchen greeted cheerfully. As for Guizhong's resentful look beside him, he pretended not to see it for the time being.