King of Glory: Catch All the Female Heroes
Chapter 15 I'm going to poop again
Zhang Cheng almost didn't sleep all night.
First of all, I will face off against the Three Sages of Jixia tomorrow, which is very exciting.
Secondly, Xiao Qiao was very restless when she slept at night. She would lie on Zhang Cheng from time to time, which made Zhang Cheng a little distracted and unable to sleep peacefully.
It was finally six in the morning.
Zhang Chengli immediately reached out and pushed Xiao Qiao's shoulder.
"Senior Qiao, it's already six o'clock, it's time to get up."
There was no response, Xiao Qiao was sleeping too soundly.
Zhang Cheng reached out and patted Xiao Qiao's chest again, but Xiao Qiao just mumbled something without even opening his eyes.
"Senior Xiao Qiao, hurry up and get up. You should go prepare the poisonous breakfast."
"Senior Qiao, if you don't wake up, I'm going to kiss your face."
Zhang Cheng pretended to kiss Xiao Qiao, but just as he got close to her, she suddenly opened her eyes.
"What do you want to do?"
"you……"
Before Zhang Cheng could finish his words, Xiao Qiao reached out and pushed Zhang Cheng away, blushing and asking, "Is it six o'clock already?"
"Yeah, it's just six o'clock."
"Hehe, the fun is about to begin. Today I can finally break free from the cage."
Xiao Qiao sat up straight, raised his fist excitedly, then took out a packet of medicine powder and handed it to Zhang Cheng.
"This is a drug specifically used to treat Kun. You can mix it into Kun's food."
"By the way, Kun likes to eat watermelon the most."
Zhang Cheng took the drug from Xiao Qiao and asked, "If Kun eats it, will he really not wake up even if his flesh is cut?"
"Of course, Kun is different from the three sages of Jixia. The three sages of Jixia are all old men. If Kun is calculated in human years, he is still a three-year-old child now."
"Kun's intelligence has not yet fully developed. This thing is very lethal to Kun."
"Will this affect Kun's intellectual development? Will it turn him into an idiot?"
"Do not worry!"
Xiao Qiao tidied her hair and said, "Kun is a divine beast. It has a strong self-healing ability. Even if someone cuts off a large piece of meat from Kun, it will not take long for Kun to recover automatically."
"so smart!"
Zhang Cheng raised his eyebrows.
Kun's self-healing ability is so outstanding that Zhang Cheng didn't feel too much guilt about cutting the flesh from Kun's body next.
Next, Zhang Cheng and Xiao Qiao acted separately.
Zhang Cheng went to the back mountain of Jixia Academy and met Kun under a waterfall.
There is a saying in ancient books.
There is a fish in the North Sea, named Kun. It is so big that it cannot be stewed in one pot. It turns into a bird, named Peng. It is so big that it needs two grills. One secret recipe, one spicy, and a bottle of Snowflake, to accompany you to the end of the world.
Zhuang Zhou's Kun has not grown up yet and does not look particularly big.
It is about the size of a small car and looks a bit fat and bloated.
As Xiao Qiao said, Kun's intelligence is indeed very average.
Zhang Cheng couldn't find Kun's favorite watermelon, so he found a green pumpkin, stuffed it with drugs and handed it to Kun.
When Kun saw this, he wagged his tail like a dog and swallowed the pumpkin in one gulp.
Then, Kun swayed a few times in the shallow water as if he was drunk, and fell into a deep sleep.
This was a bit beyond Zhang Cheng's expectations. This thing was obviously a fish, but it could actually snore, and the snoring sounded like a tractor engine.
"KunKun, I'm sorry, I have to cut a few pounds of meat from your body."
"You weigh at least a thousand pounds, so losing a few pounds shouldn't be a big deal."
"Don't worry, when I become stronger and return to Jixia Academy in the future, I will definitely buy you some watermelon."
Zhang Cheng is a very kind person. He particularly likes all kinds of animals and loves to fry and pan-fry them.
Originally, I just wanted to cut a pound or two of meat from Kun to deal with the system.
But the meat of Kun is really good.
Zhang Cheng couldn't help but cut off a full ten kilograms of meat from Kun's body.
Put ten kilograms of meat into the system warehouse.
When Zhang Cheng arrived at the square as agreed, Xiao Qiao was already waiting anxiously.
"How is it? Did the three sages of Jixia get caught?"
"Don't worry, I'm good at knowing when to do things. When I left just now, I went to the old man's room and took a look around. Not only was the old man asleep, but he had already started to have diarrhea."
Zhang Cheng was slightly stunned when he heard Xiao Qiao's words.
He had already imagined how furious the old man would be when he woke up.
Don't stay here for long.
Zhang Cheng took out the Wings of Wind and quickly put them on his back.
Xiao Qiao followed the previous drill, hugged Zhang Cheng's neck with both hands, clamped her legs around Zhang Cheng's waist, and hung on Zhang Cheng's body.
Zhang Cheng hugged Xiao Qiao's head tightly with both hands.
This posture is a little bit indecent.
But after many tests, this is the most reliable posture.
At the same time, this posture applies force evenly, so Zhang Cheng and Xiao Qiao can both hold on longer.
With a flap of wings, Zhang Cheng took Xiao Qiao and flew into the air.
"Senior Qiao, the route you set needs to be changed."
"why?"
"Because the three sages of Jixia have watched you grow up, they can think of anything you can think of. Believe me, if I change the route, I can definitely leave the three sages behind."
As Zhang Cheng was carrying Xiao Qiao out of Jixia Academy, the old teacher suddenly opened his eyes.
"Drugs? Poisoned?"
"Damn it, I have diarrhea!"
The old man jumped up from the bed, and soon a golden, sticky liquid flowed out from his trouser legs.
"Mozi, Zhuang Zhou, wake up!"
With a loud roar from the old master, Zhuang Zhou and Mo Zi woke up at the same time.
Their situations are similar to that of the old man.
Especially Mozi, the diarrhea that flowed back had already reached Mozi's waist.
The three of them simply washed themselves, then Mozi and Lao Fuzi came to the square, while Zhuang Zhou went to the back mountain.
"There are only three of us in Jixia Academy now. Xiao Qiao and Zhang Chengdu are not here."
"We fell into a deep sleep after eating the breakfast prepared by Xiao Qiao in the morning. This shows that Xiao Qiao was planning this matter. And her purpose is most likely to leave Jixia Academy."
Mozi sighed and said, "I don't know if Zhang Cheng was coerced by Xiao Qiao and used the Wings of Wind to help Xiao Qiao escape from Jixia Academy."
At this point, Mozi's eyes suddenly widened.
"Not good, the miracle core of the Tower of Babel is still in Zhang Cheng's hands."
The old man raised his eyebrows and quickly shouted in a low voice: "Go find Zhuang Zhou, let's ride Kun together to chase them, we must pin them down and get the miracle core back."
"Don't look for me anymore!"
Zhuang Zhou's voice sounded behind the old man.
"Kun was knocked unconscious and won't wake up in a short time. In addition, the two of them cut off ten kilograms of meat from Kun's body."
"This was a premeditated action!"
The old man came to an important conclusion.
"Chase, based on my understanding of Xiao Qiao, she likes mindless romance. After she leaves Jixia Academy, she will definitely go to the northeast. Because there are patches of pink cherry blossoms in full bloom there now."
"Wait a minute!"
"Mozi, what suggestions do you have?"
"I'm going to poop again!"
Xiao Qiao: Is anyone in love with me?
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