The Emperor's uncle loves me! My paranoid wife, don't run away

Luo Mian: “……?”

He instinctively took a half step back, his face full of the words "doubt about life"...

"Are you...interrogating me?"

Shen Li responded expressionlessly.

"No, this is a 'pre-entry' emotional confirmation."

Shen Kuo spread out the red paper with a smile, and put on a stern face to pretend to be solemn.

"First question, let's do something simple."

"Ning'er, what are you most afraid of?"

Luo Mian blurted out almost without thinking.

"dog."

"When she was eight years old, she was chased through three corridors by the big yellow dog raised by the nobles in the palace. After returning to the Shen Mansion after the dinner, she cried all night long."

Shen Kuo raised his eyebrows and stared at Luo Mian.

"Oh, the prince had already set his sights on our Ning'er back then?"

Luo Mian smiled lightly, his tone calm, and gave an answer that was extremely inconsistent with the current serious atmosphere.

"Such a beautiful little girl..."

"Being chased by a dog and barking at the same time...it's hard not to notice."

Everyone: "..."

Then there was a burst of laughter!

"Hahahaha!"

"Your answer is too... too real!"

The emperor couldn't help but lower his head and coughed lightly, as if he was trying to hold back his laughter.

Shen Kuo shook the red paper and handed it to Shen Li.

"The first question is correct."

"Li'er asked the second question."

Shen Li cleared his throat and continued reading.

"What was the first thing Ning'er said when she first met you? And how did you respond?"

At this question, everyone pricked up their ears at the same time.

This is the key part - who wouldn’t be curious about what the lovers said when they first met?

Luo Mian pursed her lips slightly and glanced at Shen Li and Shen Kuo with an indescribably complicated expression.

"Um……"

After a pause, he opened his mouth.

"When Ning'er first met me, the first thing she said was..."

——'Where did this rude boy with messy hair come from to break into the chicken coop? '"

Everyone?

Luo Mian continued, his tone calm.

"I replied to her - 'You little brat, leave me alone.'"

"..."

Deathly silence.

The scene was a bit embarrassing.

Du Wenyun, Ji Yun and the others, you look at me and I look at you...

They seemed to be doubting their own ears...

Shouldn't the first meeting be sweet?

But...why are the two of them so eccentric?

Wei Lin slowly turned his head to look at Luo Mian, and was silent for a moment... In the end, he just shook his head and sighed as if he had accepted his fate.

Wei Jiuzhao couldn't help it any longer, so he stepped forward and gently pushed Luo Mian's arm.

"Actually... Your Majesty doesn't have to be so honest..."

"...You, you can make one up..."

"You...you are destroying your own image, do you know that?"

Luo Mian blinked.

"But she's going to marry me now."

Then he looked at Shen Li and Shen Kuo with a smile.

"Even though I was just a servant back then, I'm here to marry her, right?"

This sentence choked the onlookers and left them speechless.

Shen Kuo raised his hands to cover his face.

Shen Li looked at the red paper.

"Okay, question three."

"If Ning'er turned into a cat, what would you do?"

Before Luo Mian could speak, Zhou Hui jumped up with a frown.

"No... who came up with this question?"

"This is too absurd!"

Li Qianchang coughed lightly, as if he was also caught off guard by this question.

"This...what kind of emotional assessment is this?"

Shen Li spread his hands and spoke confidently.

"I paid for it, what's wrong?"

"I'm trying to assess his overall level of affection for Ning'er!"

"Change your form, change your identity, and see if the relationship will change!"

"Is there a problem?"

Hearing this, Luo Mian raised his eyebrows slightly and looked at Shen Li with a smile.

Shen Kuo found it interesting and looked at Luo Mian with his arms folded.

"Alright, my Lord, how are you going to answer this question?"

Zhou Hui wanted to complain again, but Luo Mian had already spoken, his tone gentle, as if he was really thinking seriously about this possibility.

"Ning'er loves beauty. If she turned into a kitten..."

He paused, and the corners of his lips slowly rose.

"I want to comb her hair, put a bell on her, wash her little paws, rub them until they smell nice, and then wrap her softly in my arms."

"When she cries, I hold her in my arms. When she acts coquettishly, I comfort her. When she gets cold at night, I tuck her into my arms and cover her hands, feet, and ears."

Luo Mian's tone was lazy, as if he was talking about a very ordinary little thing, but that look.

But it clearly showed an unconcealable indulgence and possessiveness.

"If she wants to climb onto my legs, I have to follow her. If she wants to rub my neck, I have to lower my head."

"If she bites me... then I'll just bear it and let her bite me."

……

Among the onlookers, some older women had already quietly covered their children's ears...

He kept muttering, "I can't listen to this, I can't listen to this—"

But the child stretched his neck, looked forward with his big, confused eyes, and asked as if he understood.

"Mom, can a cat really wear a bell and live in bed?"

"When will the child have his own kitten——"

Before he could finish his words, his mother covered his mouth...

Du Wenyun looked at Luo Mian with a complicated expression, as if he had gotten to know this prince all over again.

Liao Jinrou moved her lips, but ultimately remained silent... Perhaps she didn't know what to say...

Wei Jiuzhao glanced at the stunned Shen Kuo and whispered.

"I don't think he's answering the question, but rather... fantasizing about something..."

Wei Lin continued Wei Jiuzhao's words.

"He's petting the cat in public."

When everyone is in shock or silence——

Luo Mian slowly turned to Shen Li, with a righteous light in his eyes...

"How many questions are left?"

The corner of his lips raised, and his tone was slow and measured.

"When can I go in and hold my kitten—no…"

"...Are you meeting Ning'er?"