Wow, she's having a lot of fun! She can control the cycle of life and death

"Dad, it's like this, you and mom are already the hero and heroine of this world, good luck will always be around you.

But now there are three uncertain factors around you, and I don’t have the time to stay with you all the time.

This villa may be in some kind of trouble starting tomorrow morning, and you must return to Los Angeles tonight."

"Okay, listen to you."

Chi Xuanming walked inside, "Afu."

"Yeah, I heard everything," Sikou Ningfu adjusted her nightgown.

"Mom~."

"Hey, Dada, can you tell mom if there will be any danger tomorrow?"

"I just calculated that all the Xuanmen sorcerers will come to siege you. You are not safe here."

Sikou Ningfu touched Chi Da's head and said, "When we are not with you and your fourth brother, remember to send us text messages every morning, noon and evening to let us know that you are safe."

"Uh-huh."

"Do you want to take your sister home?" Chi Xuanming asked while packing his luggage.

"The Li Kingdom will send some assassins over, so you should stay here."

"it is good."

After Chi Xuanming and Sikou Ningfu packed their luggage, they worriedly told Chi Ling to take good care of their two younger sisters.

Took the last flight back.

-

In the early morning, Chi Da was still sleeping soundly, and a circle of Taoist magicians were standing around her bed.

The soul that had been out for fun came back and looked at the people standing in a circle with disgust.

Tsk!

Return to the body and continue to sleep.

Chi Yubai in the next room was still sleeping soundly, and there were people standing around her bed.

The alarm clock beside Chi Ling's pillow rang. Without opening his eyes, he reached out to touch the small alarm clock and turned it off.

Continue sleeping.

In less than ten minutes, he slowly opened his eyes because he subconsciously thought about making breakfast for his two sisters.

Strange faces came into view and he stared at them for a few seconds.

He didn't move at all, just closed his eyes, and the people standing around his bed thought he had fallen asleep again.

Chi Ling suddenly opened his eyes and stared at the faces he had just seen.

"Who are you?" he asked calmly, without even frowning.

No one answered him.

After being silent for about a minute, Chi Ling calmly adjusted his lying position and stretched leisurely.

Seeing the people standing in a circle, he thought to himself: F*ck!

They were all wearing long robes, some holding whisks, some holding eight-diagram mirrors, compasses, and circles and rulers that he had never seen before...

Is he a Taoist priest or...? ?

Everyone standing in a circle frowned and looked at Chi Ling in confusion. This kid didn't seem panicked or scared at all when he saw them.

Too calm.

Chi Ling lifted the thin blanket and nudged the legs of two of them with his foot, "Move aside, I need to go to the toilet."

"Boy, why don't you ask who we are first?" asked the oldest one.

"People have three urgent needs. I have to pee now."

A circle of people: "..."

Chi Ling pushed the two people away and said, "If you want to fight, wait for me to change clothes, brush my teeth and wash my face. I have idol baggage, so please be understanding."

A circle of people: "..."

The person who was pushed away wanted to take action, but when he saw the oldest man give him a hint with his eyes, he held back and did not do anything.

When Chi Ling walked to the door, two swords suddenly appeared in front of him, blocking his way.

"Boy, don't you want to go relieve yourself?"

Chi Ling looked at the sword tip pointing at him, Tsk!

"The bathroom is outside the room."

"As far as we know, each bedroom in your villa is equipped with a bathroom and toilet."

Chi Ling turned around, curled his lips and sneered, "I said you broke into a private house, and you did it in a very detailed way."

"Boy, if you don't need to relieve yourself, then please come with us."

Chi Ling ignored him and walked inside, first went to the cloakroom, picked out some loose casual clothes and went to the bathroom.

"Brother, don't you think this boy looks like someone?"

The oldest man was thoughtful, and of course he could tell who Chi Ling looked like.

Chi Ling returned to everyone's attention with the mirror in hand. He didn't have time to look at them. He kept massaging his face in front of the mirror to take care of his skin.

His face looked very healthy after being massaged by him, and his skin was better protected than that of girls.

those people:"……"

This kid... loves beauty? ?

"Hey, move aside." Chi Ling patted the person standing next to the bedside table.

The man: "..."

Get out of the way.

Chi Ling opened the drawer, took out the lip balm, and applied it to her lips in front of the mirror.

those people:"……"

Chi Ling fixed his hair in front of the mirror and picked up the bag, "Don't worry, you don't know yet, right?

I am an actor and I have a heavy idol image.

Do you understand the burden of being an idol?

It means maintaining a perfect image at all times, so if you are going to take action later, please pay attention to my appearance.

I have a bad temper, so you guys should take it easy. "

"We are already very patient, please hurry up."

"Not any time soon. I still have to go downstairs to make breakfast for my sister."

"Don't do it, we will take them away too."

The cold light in Chi Ling's eyes fell on the faces of those people in the mirror, "Everything can be discussed and negotiated. Who are you? What is the ultimate purpose of breaking into a private house?"

“You don’t need to know who we are.”

Chi Ling put down the mirror, turned around, faced everyone with his handsome face, and looked at the oldest one.

“I think you’re out of your mind.

I just had to go to the bathroom because I had to pee, and you asked me why I didn't ask who you were first.

You see, now that I’ve asked, you tell me you don’t have to know.

What's the difference between you taking off your pants and farting?"

The oldest one: "..."

"Hey, kid...!" A woman pointed at Chi Ling with a ruler.

"Excuse me, my name is Chi Ling, the word Ling Chi, which means execution by slow slicing, is written backwards. Don't call me kid, it's very rude."

those people:"……"

This self-introduction is quite unique.

Chi Ling adjusted his collar and said, "I think since we are all in the underworld, we should all understand the principle of making the best of a bad situation, right?

Now that you are here, please follow my rules.

There are two choices. Do you want to wait patiently for me to make breakfast, or do you want to look at my face first?

You choose.”

Dada told him quietly that he had been chosen as the new successor to the Heavenly Dao of this world, and his facial features could not be seen by others at will.

If you want to kill this group of people without any effort, just use his invisible facial features to do it!

They all had the ability to read faces and tell fortunes, so they all stared at Chi Ling's face.

Within five seconds, those people began to turn over, covering their chests in pain, and some were so serious that blood was oozing from the corners of their mouths.

"You... who are you?"

Chi Ling looked at the faces that were all wrinkled as if they were constipated, and couldn't help but raise his eyebrows and smile provocatively.

"I am Chi Ling, an ordinary citizen."

"..."

"I'm going to go make breakfast for my sister, you guys are welcome."

Chi Ling walked out of the room quickly, looked around, and stopped outside Chi Yubai's room.

Xiao Shi came out from the door and stood on Chi Ling's palm, "Fourth brother, there are a lot of bad guys watching Sister Xiao Bai sleeping."

"Well, don't be afraid."

Chi Ling opened the small pocket on the chest of his shirt and Xiao Shi hid in it.