Wow, she's having a lot of fun! She can control the cycle of life and death

[It's not easy to get things from the ancient tomb. 】

Chi Da narrowed his eyes slightly, looking at the sword that was filled with evil energy, [Well, this sword is mine! ]

Xiao Jiu floated out, [Your Highness, I detected that the system that Ji Shanmei is bound to is not the same world as the broken system that is bound to the dog heroine. ]

Chi Da: […? ?]

Xiaojiu: [Ordinary people will be possessed by evil spirits and poisons if they come across the evil swords in the ancient tombs, including archaeologists and tomb robbers.]

[Look, Ji Shanmei holds the Yin Sword with ease, and nothing happens to her.]

[Obviously, the other party's system is not simple. ]

Chi Da: [Are you sure it’s not from this world? ]

Xiaojiu: [Confirmed.]

Chi Da: [We in the underworld have only studied your god-level system. Now you can't detect where the other party's system comes from. What do you think I need you for? ]

Xiaojiu: [It’s just to relieve boredom. ]

Chi Da: [……]

Xiao Jiu: [Hehe, little prince, I have a high probability of guessing that the other party's system may come from the world of immortal cultivation. ]

Chi Da: [No need to guess, it is from the world of immortal cultivation. ]

Xiao Jiu: [If she really came from the world of immortal cultivation, then wouldn't Ji Shanmei be able to predict the future? ]

Chi Da: [After meeting me, she can’t even calculate how many farts she farts in a day. ]

Xiaojiu: [Hahaha! She didn’t even predict that she would fall and sprain her ankle, haha!]

Chi Da: [Spraining your ankle is no big deal, there is a panacea in her system. 】

Xiaojiu slipped away with a whoosh.

Going to rob.

Sikou Ningfu and her three sons and one daughter: "..."

Other people's systems provide all kinds of advice and strategies, but their system is mainly for companionship and occasional robbery.

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Since Ji Shanmei asked to compete in sword dancing on the spot, the program crew took some time to get three swords from the prop truck.

A certain system: [Ahhhh! Who are you? Who are you? ! ! ]

Xiaojiu: [Ahhhh! Who are you? Who are you? ! !]

The two systems started fighting.

A certain system threw out a talisman: [Fix! ]

Xiaojiu's phantom hand grabbed the talisman, [Destroy! ]

melted.

A system: [!!! You, you, who are you! ]

Xiaojiu: [You, you, who are you! ]

The two systems started fighting again.

A certain system: [Aaaaaah…]

Xiaojiu was full of energy, and he kept pounding, imitating a certain system and yelling: [Ahhhhh! ]

A system: [……]

fainted.

Xiaojiu looted all the items in the system mall and warehouse and ran away.

Ji Shanmei was annoyed by the screaming sound of a certain system and felt dizzy and irritated.

She couldn't hear Xiaojiu's voice.

"Among the guests here, Queen Ji, King Chi, Teacher Gu and Teacher Yu are all actors. They all have acting skills and are experienced in sword dancing. So, let's have a sword dancing competition. Whoever wins will get the best house tonight." Cheng Pu said loudly.

Chi Da raised his hand again, "Director, I already live in the best house, I can't change it."

"Yesterday was invalid!"

"Then can you vomit out what you ate yesterday and stuff what you pooped yesterday back into your intestines from the sewer? After all, yesterday's actions were ineffective!"

Cheng Pu: “…!!!”

What the hell are you asking?!

Audience: "..."

“…Sister Chi, there was an unusual situation yesterday. Let’s rematch today to decide the winner.” Du Haokuo said stiffly.

"I won yesterday by my own ability. You said we should start over today. If something unusual happens today, will we have to start over again tomorrow? Today after tomorrow, there are so many tomorrows. It will drag on until the gates of hell. I think you should just stop running this show!"

Three directors: “…”

Other guests and staff: "..."

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“…Sister Chi, let’s put it this way. Yesterday still counts. Let’s rely on our strength to secure the villa today. As long as you are still the biggest winner today, you can live in the villa until the end of this recording, okay?” Zhu Xinhou said in a gentle voice with a smile.

"Okay." Chi Da did not make things difficult for Mao Zhu Xinhou and agreed immediately.

Other guest groups and two directors: “…”

This…

Isn’t this distinction too obvious?

"Then Sister Chi, you pick a sword?" Zhu Xinhou reminded.

Chi Da pointed at the Yin Sword in Ji Shanmei's hand and said, "I want that sword."

The three directors secretly gasped, "..."

Ji Shanmei raised her eyebrows and looked up, "Miss Chi, my sword is very heavy, most people can't lift it."

"I am an average person."

Ji Shanmei: “…”

"Actor Chi, how about you and actress Ji come first and set an example?" Cheng Pu called out the names directly, feeling a bit headache.

"it is good."

Chi Ling picked up a sword and danced with it casually twice in front of the camera.

【Hmm...】

[What's wrong with Fourth Brother's muscles? 】

[I actually thought about losing to the guy named Ji! ]

Chi Ling: “…”

[Okay, let’s just lose. ]

[Let Ji have some fun first. ]

【I will win it back! 】

In the public's perception, Ji Shanmei is a sword-dancing master, and her real ability is visible to the naked eye, without any special effects or false production.

The whole network knows that Ji Shanmei has a collection of ancient swords. She often takes it out to dance with the sword and shoot short videos to attract traffic and win word of mouth.

"Teacher Ji, you come first."

Ji Shanmei can't wait to show off her fluent skills.

However, she suddenly couldn't draw her sword.

No matter how hard she tried, she couldn't pull out the sword, which made her fans anxious.

Chi Ling turned to look at Chi Da, what's going on? ?

[Pull, pull, pull the radish~~]

[I can’t even pull out my breath～～, oh oh oh～～]

Chi Ling pursed his lips and wanted to laugh.

Sikou Ningfu and her two sons and one daughter also wanted to laugh, but they were having a hard time holding it back.

Cheng Pu walked over quickly, "Teacher Ji, what's wrong?"

Ji Shanmei, whose face was already red, shook her head and said, "Maybe someone put 502 glue in the scabbard."

Cheng Pu was stunned for a moment, "...???"

【Hahahahahaha! 】

[What an outrageous reason, hahahaha! ]

[The cheating system was beaten to a pulp and can't help, so naturally I can't draw my sword! ]

Chi Da's eyes were filled with smiles.

"Queen Ji, can you do it?" she shouted.

Ji Shanmei glanced at Chi Da, and the sword in her hand suddenly fell and hit her toe, causing her to frown in pain.

She had just had her sprained ankle healed by the system's miraculous medicine, and now her toe was hurt by a smash...

[System, what is going on? ]

[Also, aren’t you good at fortune-telling? ]

【Why didn't you tell me in advance that I would be hit on the toes by the sword? 】

【system? 】

【system! 】

Ji Shanmei screamed in her heart.

Chi Da raised his eyebrows, [Scream, scream, scream, scream your guts out! ]

【Ha ha ha ha! 】

"Teacher Ji, this sword I picked is for you." Chi Ling took the initiative to hand over the sword.