Traveling through life as a widow: six sons to support her in her old age
Chapter 93: Mother is even dumber than him
Yu Xiu kowtowed three times, picked up a roast chicken in front of him, and suddenly froze, "Mom, how long has this chicken been there? Could it be bad?"
"This soil is new. It's probably been buried for just two days. It's winter, so I won't get sick from eating it."
"Okay, I'll eat it then."
Lan Qiyan looked at a large grave with many tributes. She carried two plates of snacks and walked around the graveyard. "You are all brothers and sisters of the same clan. We share happiness and hardships together. Of course, we share the tributes together."
Yu Xiu's mouth was full of oil as he gnawed, "Mom, this seems to be someone's ancestral grave. There are no tributes in a mass grave."
"Ancestral graves?"
Yu Xiu spat out a mouthful of bones, "Mom, don't you know?"
Lan Qiyan shook his head. "I don't know. I was just watching the fun and someone mentioned that there are tributes here all year round."
"Mom, you didn't come to investigate?"
Lan Qiyan put two plates of snacks into the bag that Jin Yuze specially prepared for her.
"Oh, didn't I bring you here for inspection?"
"Mom, what are you thinking?"
"I didn't think about it. I just did it."
Yu Xiu quickly finished another chicken leg, hugged the roast chicken, and ran away pulling his mother who was packing the tribute.
Although Yu Xiu was usually not very serious, he had developed a pair of particularly sensitive ears from stealing so many times at the Yu family's old house, otherwise he would have starved to death in the past three years.
Judging from the sounds in the distance, there were at least thirty people, and there were also dogs barking.
"What are you doing to me, little brat? You haven't finished putting on your makeup yet?"
"There's only one plate left, so leave a primer."
"That's true, then why are we running?"
Yu Xiu threw the roast chicken into her hungry cloth bag, tied the mouth, picked it up and ran, "Mom, run quickly, there are people coming this way in the distance, and there are dogs."
"Really?"
"Really, you may not believe in my character, but you have to believe in my ears." Before he finished speaking, Yu Xiu only felt a gust of wind passing by, and his mother disappeared.
Mom, this is unsportsmanlike. Why are you running so fast?
At least wait for her filial son.
But people were getting closer and closer, and he couldn't shout...
When a group of people arrived, the fat man with a mustache who was in the lead was panting, "The tribute was stolen, there are chicken bones on the ground, people must be... Hey... I'm so tired.
The master was taking a nap when he suddenly woke up from his dream. The eldest son came to him in the dream and said that someone was stealing his food.
The person must be nearby. If we can't find him, how are we going to explain to the master when we get back?
Ma Zhiyuan goes to be the gravekeeper, and the others go to look for him quickly. "
Ma Xiangqian regretted that if he had run a little faster, or ridden his horse over, he would have definitely caught the thief.
But all the horses in the stable had been ridden away by the Second Young Master and his friends, so they had to run over here.
"Yes, Uncle Ma!" A group of people responded immediately, and the quiet cemetery became extremely noisy for a while.
But the four dogs were howling in panic. Who was so shameless as to leave only two chicken bones after eating? How should the four brothers divide them?
"Uncle Ma, this beast won't leave."
Ma Xiangqian snorted, "Go and look for it carefully. If you find a dog, I'll give you a roast chicken as a reward."
Four dogs are barking, great!
They are all martial artists, and their physical strength is unmatched by ordinary people.
The range was expanded to thirty meters at once. The four dogs searched in four directions and finally found the fallen chicken bones on a narrow path heading west.
"Uncle Ma, Uncle Ma, chicken bones were found here."
Ma Xiangqian dragged his fat body and ran over. "Everyone, chase westward. We must catch up, otherwise we won't be able to complete the mission today."
"Yes!"
Lan Qiyan had already run quite far, but Yu Xiu had too many things to resist.
She was worried, so she turned around and ran with Yu Xiu.
But the bag that Yu Xiu was carrying was too much of a hindrance, so Lan Qiyan snatched it and threw it, then feinted into the Taobao space.
Good things can only be sold at a low price. So many delicious snacks were exchanged for only three taels of silver.
But if I use three taels of silver to buy snacks in the space, I can only buy two boxes, which is a huge loss.
Yu Xiu was already crying, "Mom, you threw away the snacks. You didn't just throw away the snacks, you threw away my life."
Lan Qiyan coaxed as he ran, "Next time we go to town, I'll buy you two packs. Hurry up and run."
Yu Xiu listened to the barking of a dog fifty meters behind him, and then smelled the smell on his body. He could no longer run.
"Mom, I can't do it anymore."
Lan Qiyan also stopped and said, "Go away, I'm fine, no one can stop me."
"Mom, I smell like roast chicken. I can't hide it."
Lan Qiyan looked around and suddenly had an idea. This made Yu Xiu, who was resting with his head down, not notice the smirk on his mother's face.
After about a cup of tea, two people smelling of shit appeared.
Yu Xiu suddenly realized that his mother seemed to be really brainless.
Don’t you know that dogs love to eat poop?
With such a strong smell, who can't smell it? Isn't this a glaring target?
Why take shit when there are so many other things to take?
"What are you looking at? Run."
"Mom, where are we running to?"
"In the direction of Dahe Village."
"okay."
After the two men ran away, a group of people and dogs chased after them. The dogs stopped and the smell of roast chicken disappeared, replaced by the smell of shit.
"What should I do, Uncle Ma?"
Ma Xiangqian stroked his mustache and said, "Humph, this thief is quite smart. He knows how to use one smell to cover up another smell.
It’s a pity that the smell of shit is so obvious, so I’ll chase it.”
"Yes!"
"Woof woof woof..." The four dogs suddenly started barking wildly and refused to move no matter how they were pulled.
The air smelled not only of shit but also of blood.
"What's going on?" Ma Xiangqian looked cold.
"I don't know. He suddenly got irritable and couldn't be pulled away."
Ma Xiangqian saw the four dogs retreating. He sniffed carefully and found a stench mixed with a hint of blood in the air.
He was a little hesitant. Was it necessary to catch the thief?
What if they really are bandits?
The four big dogs suddenly broke free from their chains and ran away the same way. The horse turned hurriedly, but it was too late.
In a flash, they were surrounded. They turned out to be bandits.
At this time, Lan Qiyan was in tears. She originally wanted to lead the horse covered in shit to Wang Qiang's house in Dahe Village.
She wanted to use the power of this group of people to knock on Wang Qiang's door. Her curiosity about that yard never stopped.
Now, that group of servants were intercepted and her plan failed.
Yu Xiu had already vomited out all the roast chicken he had eaten, "Mom, what should we do with the shit in our hands?"
Lan Qiyan waved his hands, "It's not shit, it's dirt."
“But it smells like shit.”
Oh, that was the shit-smelling dirt she bought for 400 yuan, and the brat actually believed it.
However, taking advantage of the melee between the two sides, the two men ran away.
"Mom, aren't we staying?"
"What are you staying for? To save people? Neither side is a good person."
"Have they any money on them?"
Lan Qiyan turned around and stopped, "This is fine, you go back first." Lan Qiyan asked him to throw away the shit-smelling dirt, and took out two bags of snacks from his arms and stuffed them into his arms.
Yu Xiu was so moved that he almost cried out and was about to give his mother a warm hug.
Lan Qiyan kicked him and said, "Get lost now."
Yu Xiu ran very fast, "Come on, mom, I won't hold you back."
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