Traveling through life as a widow: six sons to support her in her old age

Liu Dani was about to vomit up the overnight meal because of the fart.

"Auntie, wait for me, don't you want to see what I eat?

I've finished eating, but I want to poop, you can see my poop."

"Don't follow me, kid."

"Auntie, wait for me."

"No."

Liu Dani was running wildly in the front, Yu Xiu was chasing her wildly behind with his pants lifted up and farting, and Old Lady Yu was shouting wildly at the back.

She ran away, he chased her, but she couldn't fly.

The four brothers who stayed at home no longer had stomachaches, but they had no strength.

"I'll go make some sugar water. Mom said we should drink some sugar water after we get up."

"Third brother, I can't get up."

"If you can't get up, just lie down. Luckily I eat less than you, or else we'd all be doomed."

"Third brother, what do you think will happen if the second brother eats half of it?"

Yu Zhen twitched her lips, "I ate a lot of meat, and then got beaten by my mother. She said last night that we can't eat meat for at least three days."

“Second brother, this is a loss of one thousand dollars, and it doesn’t hurt the enemy at all.

It's just a few farts at people, and the wind will blow away the smell."

The brothers all nodded in agreement. The second brother was going to suffer this time.

At the same time, how could a woman outrun a half-grown child?

Yu Xiu chased after her and surrounded Liu Dani, farting wildly.

Originally, the villagers all wanted to watch the fun.

Now he was so irritated by the fart that he ran two miles away.

Liu Dani, who was in the center of the fart, had fainted.

Yu Xiu wanted to cry but had no tears. He farted too much and Pi Yanzi was in so much pain.

His mother repeatedly warned him not to eat meat, saying that his stomach and intestines had not yet recovered.

In order to irritate Liu Dani, he ate half a chicken.

Now that's a problem. Half a chicken stays in the stomach for a while and is about to be excreted before it can turn into nutrients.

The jade cultivator attacked wantonly.

He cried out, "Auntie, I can't hold it anymore. I want to go to your house to poop."

"No." When she came, her daughter-in-law was in the toilet, but at this time her voice was like a fly, and Yu Xiu could not hear it at all.

With the attitude that silence meant consent, Yu Xiu ran madly towards the nearest Yu family residence.

Liu Dani, lying dizzy on the ground, beat her chest and stamped her feet. Why did she provoke this thing?

Everyone in the Yu family's old house has woken up and is now busy in the yard.

I just felt a gust of wind with a smell of shit blowing past, and then there were crackling and banging sounds coming from the toilet.

After about three breaths, a disgusting smell wafted out from the Yu family’s old house.

But the sound didn't stop.

Malayhua covered her nose and said, "I haven't seen my sister-in-law since early this morning. Could it be her who is in the toilet now?"

"We all eat the same food, why does she have diarrhea? Did she eat something secretly?"

"Brother, can you please say something?"

Yu Ziqing's face darkened, "It's not her in the toilet."

Ma Laihua and Cheng Panpan didn't believe it. They looked at each other and ran over in a hurry.

Yu Ziqing shook his head, one, two, three...

"Ah...you lecher, what are you looking at me for?" Yu Xiu hurriedly looked at his brother.

Malay Hua forgot to cover her nose, "Yu Xiu? Why is it you? Why did you come to my house to poop?"

Yu Xiu was embarrassed, "Hey, it's good to keep manure in the field, I am just contributing to your compost.

Second Mother, have you seen enough? Although I am your nephew, men and women should not touch each other. "

Malayhua quickly covered her eyes and said impatiently, "I am your elder, stop teaching me, and go back home. You smell our house, how can you let us live?"

Yu Xiu had a question mark on his face, "Can't survive? Then just die."

Malay Flower was so irritated that she couldn't even curse, and Cheng Panpan ran away after seeing it.

Yu Xiu shook his buttocks and said, "Second Mother, please move away for a moment. I need to wipe the skin of Yan Zi."

Malayhua ran out of the door in a flash.

After a while, Yu Xiu came out rubbing his stomach, "It feels better to poop.

Uncle One, Uncle Two, Uncle Three, don't thank me. Next year you will be able to eat the crops grown from my shit."

It would have been fine if he hadn't said anything, but as soon as he started talking he vomited it all out.

Old Lady Yu, who was standing at the door, came in, picked up the exhausted Yu Xiu and ran away.

"Now you feel better, right? You'll be in trouble when your mother comes back."

"Grandma, didn't I write this just to piss them off? I'm a war hero, and my mother should still praise me."

Old Lady Yu curled her lips and said, "It's a good thing she didn't hit you because of your weak body."

Yu Xiu didn't have the energy to deny it and collapsed.

After returning home, Old Lady Yu made a large bowl of sugar water and Yu Xiu drank it. Only then did Yu Xiu look better.

But the villagers were in a terrible situation. Although he defecated in the old house, the toilet was full. The smell, carried by the air flow, turned the Jade Village into a Jade Shit Village.

The five old men looked at the herbs that smelled of shit and thought that they should not be used.

Grandma Wu looked at the noodle sauce that was stained with shit and thought it would be a shame to throw it away.

Qin Xiaozhi wanted to cry but had no tears. Today's tofu and dried bean curd were not clean.

The children in the village vomited half of it.

The consequence seemed a bit serious, but they didn't dare to look for him, for fear that the manure-making jade cultivator would come to their house and poop.

Tie Xiuxiu in the old house pulled Yu Jin away quickly. Today was the day for the third day of the lunar year to return home. If she didn't leave now, she would be pickled by the stench.

Yujin greeted, "Mom, Xiuxiu and I are going back home."

"Dad, you have to take care of the family." Tie Xiuxiu said sweetly.

Yu Ziqing smiled and said, "Go ahead, be careful on the road, and buy everything you need."

The other two brothers looked at their eldest brother meaningfully. Between the eldest brother and his daughter-in-law...

Yu Ziqing fanned the air in front of him and said, "Yuyin, go out and find your mother. If it weren't for her, how could our family be in this state?"

Yuyin was somewhat reluctant, as he also wanted to get married. From what he heard from his elder brother and sister-in-law at night these past two days, he had changed three pairs of underwear.

I talked to my mother about getting married this morning, and she said he was not old enough and should wait another year.

He already had some resentment towards his mother, and now he was asked to go out and find her. Yuyin was reluctant to do this.

If Yu Ziqing hadn't kicked her from behind, Yuyin wouldn't have gone at all.

"Hurry up, it's too late."

Yuyin turned around, "Dad, why did you kick me?"

"Why don't you go find your mother and ask her to go back and clean the toilet, it's so smelly."

When Lan Qiyan came back, he vaguely smelled a familiar scent in the air.

Oh no, which child has diarrhea due to eating meat again?

Seeing Yuyin supporting Liu Dani, she no longer had to guess that the person with diarrhea must be Yuxiu.

She covered her face and took the small path. Although she was shameless, she couldn't afford to lose face.

Sure enough, Yuzheng was holding a large bowl and drinking sugar water.

Old Lady Yu hurried over and said, "Yanyan, you've worked hard. Have you seen Yuze?"

Lan Qiyan took the water and said, "I see. It's not good for people to be too strong."

"That's good, that's good, Yanyan..."

Lan Qiyan waved her hand, "Mom, please don't delay. I promise not to beat him to death."