"Whose fat old woman is this? Get out of here right now. You are disturbing my good deeds. I will not forgive you."

"Get lost, let that little girl go."

Several people reached out to pull her, but Lan Qiyan held the little girl tightly in his arms like a hen protecting her chicks.

"Oh, I'm just scared. Please don't be like this. I admit that I'm very charming, but there's always a first come first served." She also gave him a wink.

When the men saw this, some were vomiting while leaning against a tree, some were squatting on the ground, and some were supporting each other while vomiting.

Even though they have done many evil things, let God strike them to death with lightning.

Don't let this fat woman disgust them.

Lan Qiyan took the opportunity to whisper, "Do you see my brother under that big tree? Run past these scums and get to him. Go quickly."

"Where are you, sister?"

"When I speak, run away and don't hold me back."

Lan Qiyan pinched his throat again, "What's wrong with you brothers? Are you overwhelmed by my charm?"

"Ugh..." A burst of vomiting sounded.

The girl quickly slipped past them.

"Hey, brothers, what's wrong with you?

If you look at me with your eyes wide open, I don’t believe that your eyes are empty.”

Her big face covered with mud appeared in front of several people, and the vomiting sounds became louder.

The leader knelt down and took out a tael of silver. He said, "I'll give you a tael of silver. Go to the rouge shop in town and buy a mirror. Then look at yourself carefully and see how you behave.

Please stop annoying us. This land is given to you. Can we go?"

"No, you guys were pulling and tugging at that girl, touching her all over.

It's my turn now, come on, come quickly, I can't wait any longer."

The other people also took out their silver and begged her to stop talking.

They were about to vomit their gallbladders. They had seen ugly ones, fat ones, black ones, and disgusting ones, but the combination of all these was the one in front of them.

Lan Qiyan took the silver and hesitated, "It's not easy for me to meet you gentlemen.

I wanted to see the masculinity of you gentlemen, but I didn't expect that you were so ignorant of romance.

But I don't agree, sir, just let me accompany you this time.

I promise not to crush you like I crushed my man, okay."

The men waved their hands and shouted, asking for someone to save them.

Lan Qiyan looked at them coldly. A bad guy needs another bad guy to deal with him. She is the expert at dealing with evil - the Flower of Evil.

She originally wanted to say a few more disgusting words to them, but when she saw two snakes coming towards her with their tongues spitting out, she dragged her fat body and quickly climbed up the tree.

Then the people who were vomiting began to scream one after another.

Yuze looked at the person on the tree anxiously, "Mom, snakes can climb trees, come back soon."

Lan Qiyan nodded to reassure him. As a veterinarian, he had never been afraid of this word.

The two king cobras bit several people and then set their sights on a lump on the tree.

Lan Qiyan's body trembled. These two idiots actually had their eyes on her.

Yuze and the little girl next to him rushed over each holding a branch!

"Don't be afraid, mother. Your son is here."

To be honest, sometimes I really want to beat this son to death. Is this a good intention but a bad result?

When the two snakes heard the noise, they turned around and ran straight towards Yuze and the little girl.

Lan Qiyan came down from the tree and threw one noodle in each hand. He was more professional than the noodle chef at Haidilao.

"Sister, you are so amazing. Is this the legendary snake dance?"

Yuze twitched his lips, "That's my mother, you can call her sister!"

"It's my sister."

"That's my mother."

"I know it's your mother, but I called her sister. I just called her sister too."

Looking at the little girl's stubborn eyes, Yu Ze felt that this child was more difficult to deal with than Yu Xiu.

While the two were not paying attention, Lan Qiyan took another look at the few fainted scums on the ground and sold the snake again in an instant.

Even the snakes have depreciation fees. She bought them for two taels each, and only got one tael of silver when she sold them.

Throughout the ages, no one can compare to her Taobao empty links that cheat people. Although there are many types, it is hard to resist the deception and my heart bleeds.

Fortunately, there are still a few subsidies from the bad guys, otherwise my mood would be affected for the whole day.

Taking advantage of the fact that there was no one on the road, she rolled up the girl's mother in a straw mat and carried her on her back.

If the mother and daughter of the Xie family had a little bit of land, they would not have ended up selling themselves to bury their mother.

Fortunately, the weather was cold and the body didn't smell strong, so she took a shortcut along the mountain road and brought the body to the fields at the foot of the mountain where she lived.

"Yu Ze, go home and get a shovel, and bring Yu Xiu up to dig the hole."

"Okay, mother."

After Yuze left, the little girl immediately knelt down and said, "Thank you for your kindness, sister. I will serve you like a slave."

Lan Qiyan lifted the person up with one hand and said, "Say goodbye to your mother. This will be the last time you and your daughter will meet in this life.

But don’t cry too loudly, I don’t have a good reputation in Jade Village.

People who don’t know would think I killed someone. I’m not afraid that they will gossip about me behind my back, but beating people up all the time is tiring.”

The little girl cried for a while, then kowtowed three times, "Don't worry, mother. I will live well and find that unfaithful man to avenge you in the future."

Lan Qiyan felt like he was facing a formidable enemy. What was going on?

The six step-sons also carry a blood feud.

I just saved a random person, so why is there still a grudge against me?

Oh, God, please don't let me live.

She came here to enjoy herself, not to be Dehua, or to be Dehua with his head on his belt.

"Girl, what's your name? What do you mean? Your mother was scumbag?"

Although the little girl didn't understand what the word "渣" meant, she was sure it meant being unfaithful.

"Sister, my name is Xie Pinting, and my mother's name is Gu Huan. We are from Xiejia Village in Wutong County next door.

My father and mother were childhood sweethearts and had been engaged since they were young.

My grandfather made tofu and my maternal grandfather was a butcher, and the two families had a very good relationship.

Later, when my mother was pregnant with me, both families supported my father to go to the city to take the imperial examinations, and he was away for seven years.

My mother takes care of the housework at home, respects her parents-in-law, and treats her younger brothers and sisters well.

But once he got high school, he abandoned his wife and children, pissed off my grandfather to death, wiped out the entire family, and poisoned my mother.

They even wanted to kill me. My mother tried her best to bring me away, but the poison in my body took effect and there was no cure.

Sister, I want revenge. One day, I will make Xie Yun live a life worse than death and aton for the lives of my grandfather and my mother.

Xie Pinting would like to thank you for your kindness and for providing a place for my mother to stay."

After saying that, he kowtowed to Lan Qiyan a few more times, and Lan Qiyan jumped up and said, "Shorten your life, shorten your life, don't kowtow to me, alas, your mother was wrong after all.

There are two kinds of people in this world who cannot be trusted. Do you know which two kinds they are? "

"Which two?"

"The first is men, who are rational creatures who think with their lower body and only care about their own interests."

"What about the second one?"

"Women are emotional creatures, and their words are only related to emotions."

Xie Pinting was puzzled, "Then sister, you can't be trusted either?"

"I can be trusted."

"why."

"Because I'm not human."

In addition to Xie Pinting who was nervous, Yu Ze and Yu Xiu, who were holding shovels behind him, also retreated one after another.

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