gidle, a life of blooming

Seeing that the number of likes had reached one million, Tian Xiaojuan was a little panicked. Looking at the juicy cucumber, Xiaojuan took a deep breath, then slowly brought the cucumber to her nose and smelled it. The smell of the cucumber went into Xiaojuan's nose, and Xiaojuan felt a faint smell of a bathhouse entering her nose.

When Xiaojuan smelled the smell, she frowned, but she didn't react much. She reached out and picked up the fruit knife on the table. Then, she used the Dubai knife technique to peel the cucumber.

[Juan, you can eat cucumbers with the skin]

[That’s right, and I seem to have seen this knife technique somewhere before. Could this be the legendary Dubai knife technique? ]

[Hahahaha, you are the one who is funny, but seriously, Xiaojuan is so cute when she is silly like this, hahahahaha]

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Xiaojuan was peeling the cucumber while watching the comments, and then she saw the comment that cucumbers can be eaten with the skin.

Tian Xiaojuan: "Ah? Can cucumbers be eaten with the skin? Can they be eaten with the skin? ...........Want? Oh My God~Oh~~~~Oh~@￥%@￥￥%~~~What is this~~~~Oh~~~~Wu!!~~~Wow~~~"

As Tian Xiaojuan was talking, the smell of the peeled cucumbers spread out even more, and the little fox caught the smell very well, making Tian Xiaojuan fall on the sofa again. She struggled for a while before getting up, but it was obvious that she had not recovered yet.

Not sure if her brain was confused by the smoke, Xiaojuan moved closer and sniffed the smell more carefully. This time it was stronger than before. The smell rushed straight into Xiaojuan's brain, and then Tian Xiaojuan fell on the sofa again.

Tian Xiaojuan: "Ah~~Ah!~~~Wow~~~Hoohoo~~~"

After getting up, he picked it up and smelled it again, then died again.

Tian Xiaojuan: "Oh~Wu~~~~What's this smell~~~Oh~~~!! It smells like a bathhouse~~Yo Rob~~~~Like a bathhouse~~~Ah~~~Oh~~My~~God~~~Oh~~Oh~~Wow~~Wow~~Oh!!!"

In the end, Xiaojuan was so irritated that she jumped back and forth on the sofa, patting the sofa from time to time to relax, and then she lay down on the sofa like Ge You.

Xiaojuan is upset, but the milk blues are happy.

[Hahahaha, help, Xiaojuan dies repeatedly hahahaha]

[Xiaojuan looked like she was hit by a cucumber, hahahaha]

[She even smelled it several times, and I really cried, hahahaha]

[It’s so funny and heartbreaking, I’m almost having a split personality, hahahaha]

[This is the first time I've heard that cucumbers smell like a bathhouse. Xiaojuan, how can I look directly at cucumbers in the future?]

The internet is like this, and the five teammates outside are even happier. Zhao Meiyan's aunt's laughter filled the whole living room, Minnie rolled around on the sofa in the living room holding her stomach, Song Yuqi, Ye Shuhua and Ning Bingbing were almost laughing like maggots on the ground. If Xiaojuan saw this, she would definitely diss them severely, especially Ning Bingbing, the cucumber was her choice

Tian Xiaojuan took a long time to calm down on the sofa: "Yo Rob~~Wow~~I won't give up, Yo Rob, Yo Rob~~I won't give up! Since I have decided to do it, I will definitely not give up~~~"

Finally, Xiaojuan peeled the cucumber with a knife, cut off a small piece and put it into her mouth with difficulty. Then she fell into a daze again. This daze lasted for two minutes. The taste of the cucumber was rampant in her mouth. Xiaojuan even wanted to spit it out, but after looking at the phone that was broadcasting live, she stopped spitting out and started chewing it.

It would have been fine if she didn't chew it. Once she chewed it, the taste of the cucumber became stronger. The expression on her face changed from dull at the beginning to despair, with a hint of pain. Finally, Xiaojuan covered her forehead with both hands and propped herself up on the table. It took great willpower to prevent herself from ejaculating, and she continued to chew the cucumber. Her idea now was to chew it quickly and swallow it.

This was a long process, from the time the cucumber entered her mouth to the time she chewed it and swallowed it. During this time, Xiaojuan's spirit and taste buds suffered a huge attack. After she finally chewed the cucumber into pieces, Xiaojuan found that she couldn't swallow it at all. Instead, she wanted to vomit it out. In the end, she could only grab the drink next to her and take a gulp before she could swallow it with difficulty.

[Xiaojuan was crying so hard, she wanted to vomit, but she stopped after looking at us. She looked so aggrieved, hahahaha]

[Juan, you chew too slowly. If you chew fast enough, the taste won’t be able to catch up with you, hahahaha]

[Tian Xiaojuan: I regret it so much]

[The moment I chewed it, I saw Xiaojuan’s expression and immediately began to doubt my life, hahahaha]

[Juan: I miss Yue~~I miss Yue! ! 】

Tian Xiaojuan took another sip of the drink before she recovered a little. She stood up and opened her mouth to show her fans that she had swallowed it.

Tian Xiaojuan: "I'm alive. Look, my dears, I ate it all~~Okay, Oh~~~"

At this time, the taste of cucumber came up again. Xiaojuan almost vomited it out. She could only drink the drink to try to wash the taste out of her mouth, but she found that she couldn't wash it out no matter how she washed it. The taste of cucumber even mixed with the taste of her drink, making it even more sour.

Tian Xiaojuan: "Oh~~~Wow~~Yo Rob~~Wait a minute Yo Rob~~~Oh~~~I'm dying, this smell is really~~~Oh~~~Why doesn't this smell go away~~~At least the carrot is stronger~~~Oh~~~Let me drink some chocolate milk tea~~~~Oh~~~A little bit of chocolate-fed cucumber~~~Oh~~~~"

[Hahahaha, help my stomach hurts, chocolate-flavored cucumber, hahahaha]

[Xiaojuan almost burst out crying, hahaha, are cucumbers really that scary, hahahaha]

[Is this how “Oh My God” was written? Hahahahaha]

[The fox barks continuously, I am almost dying of cuteness, help me~~~]

[Hahaha, Xiaojuan needs emergency rescue, teammates come quickly, hahahaha]

[Don't bother others with this matter, let me do it, I can give artificial respiration]

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Finally, Xiaojuan couldn't stand it anymore, so she ran to the door of the practice room, opened it and shouted

Tian Xiaojuan: "Can someone bring me some chewing gum~~~~I'm almost dying~~~"

The five people in the living room immediately responded after hearing Tian Xiaojuan's call.

"I'll send it over right away~~"

After saying that, Ning Bingbing took the chewing gum she had prepared long ago and went to visit Tian Xiaojuan who had just experienced a life-and-death struggle.

(Yo Rob~~!! I am asking for a small gift and five-star praise~~!!! Please use your lucky hands to urge for more~~

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