Movie Variety Show: Making Friends, Daily Life, Strategy

Chapter 1: What the hell, Gao Yuanyuan?

Note 1: This is a parallel world, please do not apply the real timeline.

Please refer to Five Thousand Years of Chinese History.

Note 2: Due to platform rules, the main storyline cannot include girls, and there cannot be a lot of driving scenes

So, the main plot is semi-business and semi-daily, it’s a little slow to collect girls, but there is a harem.

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parallel world.

Shenzhou Kingdom, July 5010, 7 in the Yanhuang calendar.

Zhang Haoran was walking aimlessly on the Sanlitun bar street.

Today is the high school holiday, and it is also his college graduation day.

Zhang Haoran originally wanted to come to the bar to have a drink to celebrate.

As a result, not only was his only good friend unable to accompany him, he also did not like the noisy atmosphere of the bar.

So he had two drinks at the bar and left.

"Hoo~!"

Zhang Haoran exhaled a breath and heard a noisy sound in his ears.

Just then, a drunk woman stumbled and bumped into Zhang Haoran.

Zhang Haoran frowned slightly but did not pursue the matter.

However, a man following closely behind him attracted his attention.

Zhang Haoran looked back along the direction the man was looking and discovered that the man was staring at the woman who had bumped into him.

The man’s behavior reminded Zhang Haoran of a term that often appears on the Internet: “picking up corpses.”

Picking up corpses does not mean picking up real corpses, but picking up drunk girls in places such as bars and nightclubs.

Because he was so drunk and looked like a dead body, people called him a corpse picker.

Zhang Haoran turned around and took another careful look, and found that there was no one else around the woman except the man who followed her.

"Hey, I'm in a good mood today, so I'll help you out."

After saying that, he took out his cell phone and clicked a few times, then turned around, walked forward, and caught up with the woman after a few quick steps.

Zhang Haoran patted the woman's shoulder and whispered, "Hey beauty, someone is following you."

After hearing Zhang Haoran's words, the woman raised her head in a daze.

When Zhang Haoran saw the woman's face, he was shocked.

(What the hell, Gao Yuanyuan?)

The man following behind saw Zhang Haoran catching up with him and his face changed. He hurried forward, fearing that Zhang Haoran would disturb his prey.

"Brother, it's our fault that my friend bumped into you by accident. I apologize to you on her behalf."

Zhang Haoran heard the man's words, looked at him with a smile and said, "Your friend?"

"Well, what's wrong?" The man looked at Zhang Haoran with a frown.

Zhang Haoran chuckled.

"Do you know what her name is?"

Hearing Zhang Haoran's words, the man's face couldn't help but darken.

By now, how could he not know that Zhang Haoran was here to cause trouble.

"I don't know, but do you know?"

Although Zhang Haoran knew that this was Gao Yuanyuan, he didn't believe that such a big star would come out alone to get drunk at night.

The most important thing is that he drank so much.

So this is most likely a film or TV series starring Gao Yuanyuan.

Zhang Haoran looked at the man and smiled, "Unfortunately, I actually know that."

"Her last name is Gao, and her name is Yuanyuan." Zhang Haoran was talking nonsense.

There are so many movies and TV shows, and he hasn’t watched many of them, so how can he guess?

The man opposite was startled by Zhang Haoran and his expression changed.

He looked at the woman standing next to Zhang Haoran, then looked at Zhang Haoran again, and suddenly asked, "Gao Yuanyuan?"

Zhang Haoran's face changed. He didn't expect that the man opposite him was actually quite smart.

Looking at the woman who had no reaction, the man looked at Zhang Haoran with some pride.

"Brother, you don't actually know this woman, do you?"

"How about we two brothers get together tonight?"

Zhang Haoran's face changed, and he cursed directly: "Get lost, who the hell wants to go with you?"

When the man heard Zhang Haoran's words, he looked unhappy and said in a dissatisfied tone: "Brother, you don't want to take such a top-notch woman for yourself, do you?"

"And I was the one who fell in love with this girl first!"

"Look at your mother. If you say one more word, I'll call the police."

"When the security guard comes, do you think we will recognize each other?"

The man sneered at the words and crossed his arms across his chest.

"Okay, go ahead and hit me!"

The woman who looked like Gao Yuanyuan seemed to be really drunk. She neither left nor made a fuss. She hugged Zhang Haoran's arm and nodded.

Zhang Haoran took out his cell phone and turned off the recording, then dialed the number of the public security center. He waved the phone in front of the man and cleverly blocked the phone number.

The man's expression changed and he looked at the phone screen with some uneasiness.

After a second or two, Zhang Haoran took the phone and took a look.

Seeing that the call was just connected, she showed it to the man again before she put it to her ear and said, "Hey, I'm calling the police."

"I'm at Sanlitun Bar Street, and there's a man following my friend here, trying to do something bad."

When the man heard what Zhang Haoran said, his face changed. He looked at Zhang Haoran fiercely and said, "You are good, kid. You are awesome." After that, he turned and left.

Seeing the man leave, Zhang Haoran said softly: "Okay, it's okay, I'll hang up first and talk to you later."

After saying that, he hung up the phone without waiting for the person on the other end to speak.

Zhang Haoran waved and hailed a taxi, then took the woman next to him to a nearby motel.

Fortunately, he was flying back to Beijing today, so he had his ID card with him, otherwise he would have had to send this woman to the police station.

After booking a room in the hotel, Zhang Haoran gave the waiter a few red bills as a tip.

Then he and the waiter struggled to help the drunk woman to the bed in the room.

After the waiter left, Zhang Haoran took out his mobile phone, turned on the video, and then recorded the woman on the bed while talking.

"Because you are so drunk, I can neither leave nor get another room now."

"I'm going to help you take off your coat and shoes now, and I hope you can cooperate."

As Zhang Haoran spoke, he placed his phone on the bedside table beside the bed and adjusted the angle.

As soon as the woman was helped up, she opened her eyes in a daze.

Zhang Haoran took one look and quickly said, "Are you awake? If you are awake, then you can do it yourself."

When the woman heard what Zhang Haoran said, she looked at Zhang Haoran with half-opened eyes and suddenly burst into tears.

Zhang Haoran was stunned. Before he could say anything, he heard "I'll bite you to death!"

Before he could react, the woman grabbed his arm and bit it.

"Ouch! It hurts, it hurts, let go!"

Zhang Haoran slapped the woman while trying to get his arm out of her mouth.

"You got the wrong person, hiss~, let go!"

The woman bit her teeth while tears were streaming down her face, even dripping down her cheeks onto Zhang Haoran's arm.

"Stop biting."

Unfortunately, the woman bit very hard and refused to let go no matter what he did.

After biting for a while, perhaps because she was tired, the woman let go.

Zhang Haoran looked at the bite marks on his arm and felt like crying but had no tears.

"Fuck you, I shouldn't have saved you. I saved you and you bit me."

Zhang Haoran looked at the woman in front of him who closed her eyes and lay down again. He rolled his eyes in anger and it took him a long time to get things done.

"Hey, sleep."

After saying that, he lay down without taking off his clothes.

But not long after, the woman got into trouble again...

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