Shocked! I gained a lot of fans in the cohabitation variety show
Chapter 33: Even if you take off your pants, I know what you fart
When Yun Sichen and Shen Jianan returned to the villa, the other guests were already sitting in the restaurant eating breakfast, and the photographer had set up the camera.
Seeing the two of them coming in together, Shangguan Yu had a bad expression on his face, but he still made room for them: "Yun Sichen, come and eat!"
Yun Sichen was confused and pointed at himself: "Huh? Are you greeting me?"
Before Shangguan Yu could answer, Shen Jianan had already sat over quickly: "Oh, I'm so tired after running a few laps. Thank you, Brother Shangguan."
[What the hell? What the hell? What’s going on? Can anyone tell me why Shangguan Yu took the initiative to call her Sister Yun? ]
[Could it be that he saw Sister Yun was popular, so he wanted to win her over? ]
[Can fans of a certain woman stop fantasizing? We, Yu Yu, are just concerned about our colleagues. ]
[I just love the way the young master looks like a kid. Sister Yun, I hate that you are a piece of wood!!!]
[Are they going for a morning run? They are both wearing sportswear. ]
[Yes! We even had breakfast at the same restaurant just now, and took a photo with Sister Yun!!!]
[Sister Yun is so beautiful! She even invited us to eat with her! ! ]
[The young master is also super handsome, very, very handsome! ! ! ]
……
Shangguan Yu was so angry at Shen Jianan that he was speechless, so he simply lowered his head and took a big gulp of soy milk.
Yun Sichen then walked over slowly and sat next to Shen Jianan: "We have already eaten. There is a small shop outside that makes really good dumplings."
Liu Ruyan on the other side asked, "Sichen, did you go with Young Master Shen?"
Yun Sichen clicked his tongue and said, "You little girl, why are you asking nonsense without opening your eyes? You just said we should do it together."
Liu Ruyan's eyes immediately filled with tears: "I'm sorry, it's my fault. I didn't listen to you carefully. It's all my fault."
Shangguan Yu also said, "Yun Sichen, Ruyan just asked casually, your attitude is too bad, isn't it?"
Yun Sichen rolled his eyes speechlessly: "It's so hard to talk to you all day. Which eye of yours can tell that I have a bad attitude? What? Do I have to kneel down to talk?"
Shangguan Yu slammed the table hard: "You! Humph, I have nothing to say to you!"
Shangguan Yu slapped the table so rudely that Shen Jianan, who had just picked up the fried Brussels sprouts and was about to dip them in chili sauce, suddenly lost his grip and the food in his chopsticks fell out.
Shen Jianan put down his chopsticks and looked at Liu Ruyan with some dissatisfaction: "Miss Liu, Teacher Yun and I went out together, ran together, and had breakfast together. Is there anything I didn't make clear?"
"Brother Shangguan, can you be a little more gentle? If you don't eat, others will. Look at Xiao An, you even spilled all the soy milk."
At this moment, he was wiping the table with his head down, but was suddenly cueed by An Yixing to raise his head. He looked at Shangguan Yu and smiled awkwardly.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha Xingxing is so cute, mommy’s good baby. 】
[Sister Yun didn't mean any harm, why did Liu Ruyan look like she was being bullied? ]
[Master Shen, you are right. Sometimes my stupidity disorder really kicks in! ]
【I understand what Sister Yun said: Don’t talk nonsense. 】
[What on earth is Shangguan Yu going to do? According to yesterday's revelations, hasn't he already broken off his engagement with Sister Yun? ]
[That's right, doesn't he like Liu Ruyan? Why doesn't he sit with her? ]
[Trivia: Shangguan Yu and Liu Ruyan didn't interact with each other all day yesterday. They've been acting weird since they came back from the market.]
[Cold knowledge, Shangguan Yu sent an anonymous message to Sister Yun the day before, and it has been two days in a row!!]
……
Finally, Director Wang came over to cue today's process: "Dear guests, today we received an invitation from University B. Their centennial school sports meeting will be held in a week, and they want to invite us to join them."
"You will join one of the classes and work with the students to rehearse the parade formation and train for the competition events."
"So we're going to University B soon. The production team has already booked a hotel near the school. We can leave once you've packed your luggage."
Yun Sichen, the original author, was deeply impressed by this passage.
According to the plot development, Liu Ruyan will sprain her foot during the relay race, and then Shangguan Yu will carry her to the school infirmary in a princess hug.
They were secretly photographed all the way and the videos were reposted crazily. They even got the script for a campus idol drama because of this.
Yun Sichen was still very much looking forward to it. After all, according to the introduction in the original book, University B was a university with a male-to-female ratio of 7:3, which meant that all the students there were male students between the ages of 18 and 22!
Since childhood, Yun Sichen has loved participating in sports games, for no other reason than that he gets to eat snacks and look at handsome guys.
It’s a happy thought to see young boys sweating on the field!
Seeing Yun Sichen's happy expression, Shen Jianan smiled: "Teacher Yun, I'm only 23."
Yun Sichen was puzzled: "Huh?"
Shen Jianan raised his hand to turn off the microphone and explained: "What I mean is, I can also pretend to be a big man, and I should be more handsome than them, right?"
Yun Sichen also turned off the microphone: "Did I just say what was in my heart?"
Shen Jianan shook his head: "No."
Yun Sichen: "Then how do you know what I'm thinking about?"
Shen Jianan shrugged: "To use your words, it means that even if you take off your pants, I know what you fart about."
[The microphone is turned off again!! What are you two talking about? ? ]
[I only understood what it meant to take off pants? ]
【Ah? What pants are you taking off? Whose pants are you taking off? Who is taking off pants?】
[Pass it on, Sister Yun is going to take off the young master's pants! ]
[Pass it on, Sister Yun and Young Master must take off their pants together! ]
……
Yun Sichen was amused by him: "You will learn this insulting nonsense quickly if you keep doing it."
Shen Jianan also smiled: "Okay, go pack your things. If I can't carry the suitcase later, I'll have to ask Teacher Yun for help."
Shangguan Yu on the side snorted coldly: "Master Shen is really spoiled. He actually asked a girl to help him carry his luggage."
Yun Sichen was speechless: "Just do your job, go wherever there is trouble, one day he can pull his wife's tongue, what does it have to do with you?"
Shangguan Yu: “…”
Another day of being suppressed.
Liu Ruyan came out to help: "Ah Yu, can you help me carry my suitcase later? I may have a lot of things, and I'm afraid I can't carry it by myself."
Shangguan Yu glanced at Yun Sichen, then said angrily: "Of course, I'm not like some people who need help from girls to get their luggage."
Shen Jianan curled his lips and asked in a provocative manner, "Ah? Some people, Brother Shangguan, are you talking about me?"
Shangguan Yu: “…”
He is truly a foolish son of a rich family!
[I mean, why does Shangguan Yu speak so vigorously? ]
[I agree. I never realized that he likes to imply others in a roundabout way.]
[Master! You really are! I'm crying! How can you ask so directly? Hahahahaha. ]
[After watching these two episodes, I found that the young master has a really good temper. Except for Zhai Liqiang's malicious criticism of Sister Yun yesterday, I have never seen him lose his temper. ]
[However, Yan Yu Rumeng is not going to be be? Why do I feel that Shangguan Yu has set his eyes on Sister Yun? ]
[According to this statement, Shangguan Yu likes Sister Yun, the young master also likes Sister Yun, Liu Ruyan likes Shangguan Yu, and Sister Yun's attitude is unclear, but she is closer to the young master! ]
[I like this plot, it's so cool! ! ! ]
[We must compete vigorously, we must compete vigorously, we must compete vigorously, we must compete vigorously!! ]
……
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