Shocked! I gained a lot of fans in the cohabitation variety show
Chapter 25 What’s up? You don’t have funny chapters in City A?
An Yixing was the first to raise her hand: "I think if you meet someone like this, if you don't fight back at the time, you can't continue to be friends with this person, because she doesn't respect you at all. You can't have a deep friendship with this kind of person."
Director Wang also agreed: "That's right, but I still want to hear Mr. Yun's opinion in response to the requests of the majority of netizens."
Yun Sichen was eating melon seeds. He spat out the shells and said, "Isn't this the Buddha who came to the live broadcast room? He's not angry at all. He's a living Buddha. There's no need to scold him."
Shen Jianan smiled and poured her a glass of juice: "Teacher Yun, what do you think you should do if you encounter this situation?"
Yun Sichen took a sip of the juice and spoke slowly: "If it were me, I would just stand on her coffee table, point at them and say, 'You evil beasts, show your true colors.'"
"They didn't even need to take out the magic mirror. They just knelt on the ground and turned into mice. The heavenly soldiers and generals immediately came down to earth to capture her, saying, "How dare you, a beast, shame on the Buddha?"
"You're still asking how to respond politely? You can't be polite at all. This kind of person is just going to take advantage of you. Being polite to him is like putting an elevator on his way to getting ahead of himself!"
As soon as she finished speaking, the barrage of comments began to scroll wildly.
【Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.】
【Teacher Yun!! You are my God!!!】
[Please, Mr. Yun, please start a class and save my stupid mouth! ! ]
【And I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I and I. 】
[Teacher Yun, you are so outstanding. How can you be so outstanding?! ]
[I have followed you, don’t let me down!!!]
……
Everyone was shocked once again, and then burst into laughter. Even the staff on the opposite side couldn't stop laughing.
Shen Jianan smiled so hard that his teeth were showing.
An Yixing laughed so hard that she couldn't stop laughing: "Sister, Sister Yun, you are so amazing, hahahahahaha."
Yun Sichen felt a little puzzled. She was clearly teaching people how to curse, so why did they enjoy it?
What's wrong with these people?
Looking at the confused Yun Sichen, Shen Jianan suppressed his smile and said, "Teacher Yun, your trick is amazing. You are a role model for us!"
Looking at Shen Jianan, whose fair face turned red from smiling and who had barely finished a sentence, Yun Sichen was speechless.
She asked in confusion: "What's the matter? There are no jokes in your city A?"
After saying this, the laughter of the crowd stopped for a moment, and then broke out into even more intense laughter.
Yun Sichen frowned even more tightly. This group of people seemed to be idiots. Was she the only normal person in this world?
[Sister Yun’s expression is very confused hahahahahahahaha, she probably doesn’t know why they are laughing. ]
[As we all know, our Sister Yun is not funny, but she is really funny hahahahaha. ]
[I am laughing so hard that I almost choke!!!]
[I declare that from today on I am a fan of Sister Yun!!!]
[Then I'll be one step ahead of you. I followed her Weibo yesterday. ]
……
When Yun Sichen finished the last piece of potato chips, everyone finally smiled.
Shangguan Yu was trying so hard to hold back his laughter that his face turned red.
Liu Ruyan covered her mouth and laughed secretly.
The others were laughing so hard that their eyes were tilted sideways, and An Yixing was laughing so hard that his contact lenses were slipping. Jiang He was helping him adjust them.
Director Wang cleared his throat and continued with the next question: "A netizen said that my friend came to my city to find a job and temporarily lived with me, but when she came to where I lived, she said that my house was too shabby and the conditions were too difficult. She couldn't afford to live in such a shabby house with such a low salary. I felt really bad and didn't know how to respond tactfully."
“Does anyone have any suggestions?”
As soon as he finished speaking, everyone looked at Yun Sichen unconsciously.
Yun Sichen patted Shen Jianan next to him and said, "He's also a bitch. Let him answer."
Shen Jianan, who was pushed out inexplicably, lowered his head helplessly and laughed: "Okay, okay, I'm also a slut, then we'll be sluts together."
Yun Sichen rolled up the process card into a microphone shape: "So, Mr. Shen, what advice do you have for her in this situation?"
Shen Jianan curled his lips: "She's already like this and still asks how to politely retort? This netizen might as well just work three jobs, 135 to KFC selling God Cards, 246 to Star 180 grams selling mooncakes, and on Sundays you rent a -square-meter apartment for your friend to live in."
"You let him sleep in the master bedroom and use the second bedroom as his dressing room. You can sleep on the bay window with a blanket and look at the moon at night. Is that polite and tactful enough?"
Yun Sichen couldn't help but add: "He came to you for help but he still complained about your shabby house. This kind of person should be taken to the overpass, and you should stand below and talk to him."
"This place is not broken. This overpass is the most prosperous scenery line in our city. It is surrounded by river views on all sides and there are wild dogs as companions. It is a natural free dog cafe. You can fish when you are hungry and drink river water when you are thirsty."
"There is a poem that goes like this: You live at the head of the Yangtze River, I live at the tail of the Yangtze River. I miss you every day but I can't see you, let's drink the water of the Yangtze River together!"
After this speech, everyone burst into laughter again.
[So this is the route the young master took hhhhhhhhhhhhhh. ]
[Sister Yun and Master, you two are a perfect match. I can't even imagine how interesting it would be if you two talked together.]
[How come these two are so entertaining? I laughed so hard in my room that my mom spanked me. ]
[I’m really going to laugh my abs out, I can’t stand it anymore ahh ...
[When I think of two such good-looking people opening their mouths in this style, I want to laugh! ! ]
[I laughed so hard that I shit all over the floor!!! My roommate asked me to laugh more quietly but I couldn’t control myself and started slapping myself.]
……
Looking at the people who were once again tickled, Yun Sichen shrugged helplessly at Shen Jianan: "I told you, there are no jokes in your A City. Chatting a little bit is not enough to make them laugh."
Shen Jianan also curled his lips: "Teacher Yun's mouth is worth a thousand gold, and what he says are all wise words. From now on, our company's marketing department's slogan in the morning will be changed to this."
Yun Sichen was flattered by him and felt very comfortable: "It's the same for you. You're not bad either. You're just as good as me in talking nonsense. Otherwise, I would say that I like to listen to what you say."
Shen Jianan smiled: "So what is our relationship now?"
Yun Sichen thought for a moment and said, "Maybe... a pair of bitches?"
Shen Jianan raised his hand and high-fived her: "I agree!"
Shangguan Yu on the opposite side heard every word of their conversation. He clenched his fists, with a complicated expression in his eyes.
The show "Let's Live Together" was so popular that night that it was on more than a dozen hot searches.
Shangguan Yu and Liu Ruyan couple sportswear
Shen Jianan is a handsome guy who is not afraid of dressing up
An Yixing and Jiang He: Brothers in Distress
Yun Sichen Pink Pig T-shirt
Yun Sichen I go to work to make money, you go to work because you are born to be a running dog
Yun Sichen, you quarrel with others not to reason with them but to piss them off to death.
Shen Jianan, what's wrong with being a little mean?
Yun Sichen Buddha is coming to the live broadcast room
Yun Sichen, the evil beast has not yet revealed its true form
Yun Sichen, there are no jokes in your city A.
Yun Sichen and Shen Jianan are a pair of bitches named by the real owner
……
The clips of Yun Sichen and Shen Jianan quarreling with each other were edited into a separate cut and were widely reposted on major social media platforms.
Yun Sichen became famous, his followers on Weibo increased by one million, and he ranked first on the celebrity popularity list.
While Shen Jianan did not open a personal Weibo account, the official Weibo account of Shen Group gained 800,000 followers.
Looking at the official Weibo account whose fans suddenly surged, the manager of Shen Group fell into deep thought.
Young Master is... entering the entertainment industry?
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