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Chapter 55: The “Happiness” of a Domestic Violence Man (21)
When Dahua and Zhou Yilin left, they watched the fun. Several men were kneeling on a stone that looked like a washboard to reflect. It has now been renamed the Cliff of Repentance. There were all kinds of aphorisms from real people and stories, things that you must never do, how to do it so that your wife won't be angry, how to praise your wife, rules for loving your wife, declarations of loving your wife... Zhou Yilin was greatly shocked by what she saw, and thought to herself, "My sister is so awesome!"
I saw one person saying: "I shouldn't have ignored the child's poop. It's harder to wash once it dries. I can't keep a child who is so smelly. I will punish myself by washing diapers for a year." The crowd of onlookers said, "The last year's washing wasn't even finished yet, and you made the same mistake again?" "This is too opportunistic. I won't wash diapers anymore as soon as they don't need them anymore." "No! No!" There was a lot of condemnation, and after bargaining, he was allowed to wash the family's clothes for half a year.
"I shouldn't have drunk and smashed things, and made a mess at home. I will punish myself to clean up the house for a year." "No! No! No!" again. "What if you drank and acted crazy, and scared my Xiaoli? You must be severely punished!" "Two years?" "No, at least ten years. Remember this!" Finally, after some bargaining, he was let off with an eight-year sentence.
The third one, "I shouldn't smoke secretly at home. If I smoke, I should smoke openly outside and go back after the smell has dissipated. Smoking secretly at home causes my family and children to inhale secondhand smoke, which may harm their bodies and minds. I will punish myself by not smoking for three days." "Three days are too short, right? It will take at least a year." "No, it's good enough if you can hold on for a week." "How about a month?" In the end, I stopped smoking for a week and did housework for a month.
Seeing Zhou Yilin's shocked expression, Dahua smiled and said, "You've changed a lot, haven't you? Do you feel really good and want to marry me?"
Zhou Yilin: "You are indeed very conscious! Forget about getting married. How can they be worthy of your intelligent, beautiful and lovely sister?"
Ergang was making a fuss at home about marrying into the family's family, but the matter was dropped because Uncle Sun and Aunt Sun wanted to drink DDT.
Later, the three Gangs quietly left home. The second Gang became the son-in-law of the family, and the eldest and youngest Gang also married into other families. The old couple had to accept the fact that all three sons married into other families, and died in depression. This is a later story.
Susu saw that the three Gangs had all married into other women's families and their lives were neither good nor bad.
Susu asked the system: System, has the task been completed now?
System: Yes, yes! SuSu is the best! We just need to pay attention to her occasionally, and then we can go out and roam around again...
When Dahua was criticized for not getting married in her twenties, her father and mother said: "Your idea is wrong! Now it is a new society. People say that people should marry and have children later. It is not too late to get married in their thirties. We are not in a hurry!"
Erhua and Xiaohua got married and started their own families, living happily. Sun's mother couldn't help but mention it carefully, and Dahua said innocently: "It's hard to be excellent and unique! I have to maintain it! Being too excellent also puts a lot of pressure on me! How can ordinary people be worthy of me?" Sun's father and mother were so embarrassed. With so much pressure, can we not be excellent?
SuSu: System, I suspect that Dahua is in Versailles! Being too bad must be very stressful!
System: Susu, this is the awakening of Dahua's wisdom; this is Dahua's excellent understanding; this is the beginning of Dahua's bad life. Please remember this moment, it will be recorded as a major historical moment in Dahua's life...
SuSu is really a drama system
When people talked about Dahua not getting married in her thirties, her father and mother also said: Our eldest daughter is so outstanding, there is nothing we can do! It is hard to find someone who is worthy of our eldest daughter! At least they must be a perfect match!
They have been very anxious in their hearts these years, but they just can't show it. Being excellent is too stressful, and they can't add to the psychological burden of big stars for such a small matter.
Susu and the system were so amused that they couldn't stop laughing. They didn't dare to urge the 20-year-old because they were worried about the aftereffects of the previous marriage exchange. They still didn't dare to urge the 30-year-old because, in addition to worrying about the impact of the marriage exchange, Sun's father and mother had another worry: what if they were too outstanding? What if the pressure of being outstanding was too great?
SuSu: Being excellent is really excellent, and being bad is really bad.
System: If Sun's mother will post a video, I guess she will post it. What should I do if it's too good? Waiting online, very urgent
In recent years, Zhou's father has also been in a bad mood. He often takes Sun's father and mother, as well as Linlin's uncle and aunt, and old friends to form a sunset travel group to travel and relax. There is no love between him and Sun's mother, they are just friends!
Moments that have nothing to do with love are often the most beautiful moments in life!
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