What to do if your male god is too good at self-attack

Zhu Huaining woke up from the bed and sat up, turning on the bedside lamp.

He looked out the window at the bleak street scene. It was almost December, but in his dream it was scorching hot.

Zhu Huaining touched the back of his head. He didn’t know if it was a psychological effect, but he actually felt a dull pain.

Why is this dream so real?

Zhu Huaining leaned on the bed and closed his eyes exhaustedly: Lin Xia Ning, did we really know each other before?

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His first reaction when he was awakened by thirst was to reach for the cup of water. It was not until the cold water flowed down his throat and awakened all his senses that Yue Zhou came to his senses.

He just grabbed the cup of water in one go without any groping, because... he saw the outline of the cup on the bedside table, and he didn't turn on the light from beginning to end!

Yue Zhou raised his eyes, looked over every piece of furniture in the room, and his hands began to tremble uncontrollably.

Just then, a text message came in from the mobile phone on the bedside table, emitting a faint blue light, brightening the room briefly.

Yue Zhou picked up the phone and saw a text message from Luo Yilan: Xiaohe, let’s meet at Yunshang Amusement Park at ten o’clock tomorrow, right?

As soon as Yue Zhou finished reading this text message, the next one came in: Oops, sorry, I sent it to the wrong person, just pretend you didn’t see it.

Followed by a naughty smiley face.

Luo Yilan's nickname for He Yue was Xiao He, but her nickname for Yue Zhou was Competition Godzilla. The first letters of the two people's names are not even adjacent.

Yue Zhou knew that Luo Yilan did it on purpose. She just wanted to tell him that they had an appointment at Yunshang Amusement Park at 10 o'clock tomorrow morning.

She was creating opportunities for him and He Yue.

Yue Zhou's fingers moved quickly: I'll buy your tickets.

Yunshang originally belonged to their Yue family.

Luo Yilan replied quickly: Welcome to our sister's gathering, Sister Yue.

Seeing this title, Yue Zhou's eyebrows twitched and he quickly replied: No, I am Godzilla.

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Norway, Laboratory.

When Becky came out of the lab, he seemed to have been drained of all his energy. He rubbed his nose and staggered, "Thirty-six hours, and I only had one meal."

"I still have instant noodles at home." Liang Shanyan's beard behind him also grew stubble, and he had no time to shave.

"Is it the noodles made by my favorite Master Kang?" Becky's eyes lit up when she heard about Chinese food and she felt full of strength again.

Although Liang Shanyan's eyes were filled with fatigue, he still smiled and nodded.

The two returned to Liang Shanyan's apartment. Although he was always frugal, he turned on the heater for Becky before taking out two packets of instant noodles from the locker.

Boil water and cook noodles, all in one go.

"Yan, is this my camera?" Becky held up a camera that looked very new, and was extremely surprised. "Is this really my camera?"

"Yes, I scraped off the sticker, put a new film on it, and bought a camera bag." Liang Shanyan said as he brought out bowls of instant noodles.

"Don't you Chinese usually praise you as a good wife and a loving mother?" Becky was intoxicated by her excellent Chinese skills. "Let me see what you have filmed."

Becky sat in a chair, looking at the photos that Liang Shanyan had not had time to export.

Snow, large flakes of snow, an icy lake in front of my house, and smiling faces under the snow.

Becky thought he had found a good home for his camera, but he had a new worry: "Yan."

"what happened?"

"What if your online friend is ugly?"

Liang Shanyan laughed: "What can we do about this?"

"What if he's a man?"

"What if she has a husband?"

"What if she's decades older than you?"

Becky asked one question after another, and Liang Shanyan had no way to answer them all, so he had to stop his terrible fantasy: "Becky, you don't have to rely on love to maintain a relationship."

The instant noodles were ready. When she opened the lid, she was greeted by a mouth-watering aroma, which awakened her hungry appetite. Becky quickly took a sip.

"And I felt very happy during this time chatting with her. Let me teach you a new word." Liang Shanyan picked up a chopstick of noodles and said, "In sync."

Compatibility is not just a superficial match in looks, but also a harmony of souls, just like a waltz. He will never step on her skirt, and she will never step on his brand new leather shoes.

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Yunshang is the largest amusement park in Asia. The park has comprehensive facilities, including the Sky Park, the Earth Park, the Water Park and the Soul Park. One day is not enough to play here, so many supporting facilities have been built around the park: hotels, restaurants, shopping malls...

Suddenly, Yunshang became the first choice for travel, and it was very busy even on weekdays.

"Why is he here?" He Yue pointed at Zhu Huaining behind Lin Xianing.

Lin Xia Ning shrugged: "He has been waiting at my door since early morning." She pushed Zhu Huaining, "What's the matter? Tell me."

Zhu Huaining glanced at the pairs of shining eyes in front of him staring at him. He suddenly didn't know where to start, so he felt deflated and chose to shut up.

"It's okay, I'm just passing by." Zhu Huaining turned his head.

Although she didn't believe it, He Yue still nodded, turned to the other side, and pointed at the person behind Luo Yilan: "Then why is he here?"

"I accidentally sent the wrong text message to him, and he came." Luo Yilan approached He Yue and Lin Xianing, and whispered to Yue Zhou, "You know, he has never had many friends. He is too high-class."

"Poor thing." Lin Xia Ning sighed.

Of all the people who came with their families, wasn't I the most pitiful one? He Yue thought.

"Let's go." Lin Xia Ning took out a guide from her bag, "I've been waiting for this day for a long time!"

She swung it violently, and Yue Zhou raised an eyebrow at the half-man-high strategy paper: "Have you ever written such a long paper?"

"How do you talk like that?" Lin Xia Ning curled her lips, "Just tell the truth."

Just hearing laughter behind her ears, Lin Xia Ning said without turning her head: "Shut up."

Zhu Huaining muted himself immediately.

He Yue and Luo Yilan gave thumbs up to Lin Xia Ning, saying that she has a good way to control her husband.

"Then where is our first stop?" He Yue asked.

Lin Xia Ning shook her head and said, "Of course it's a 360-degree spin, it's thrilling... Zhu Huaining, where are you going?"

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He Yue felt her head aching as she listened to the screams above her head. "Actually, I don't think I'm very suitable for this sport."

The way out was blocked by Lin Xia Ning, she raised her eyebrows, He Yue pouted: "I'm afraid of the cold, I'd better not go up."

"It's so sunny today, how can it be cold?"

He Yue pointed to the height of the roller coaster and said, "It's lonely up there."

"Pfft." Zhu Huaining couldn't help laughing. He Yue glared at him: "You were the fastest just now!"

"Stop arguing, take a picture for me." Luo Yilan happily stuffed the phone into He Yue's hand, "Please clear this space for me."

After watching Luo Yilan demonstrate, He Yue took a photo for her as she requested.

Luo Yilan happily took back the camera and pinched her face affectionately: "Great photo."

"It's our turn!" Lin Xia Ning shouted excitedly, and grabbed He Yue who was trying to escape like a chick.

"Come on!"

He Yue was dragged to the side of the roller coaster, and listened to Luo Yilan's question anxiously: "Where is the most fun place to sit?"

The staff told her: "Of course you should sit at the end, because the end is the most exciting."

Luo Yilan nodded, and when she turned around, she found that He Yue, who was still trembling beside her, was gone, and asked Lin Xianing: "Where is Xiao He?"

Lin Xia Ning pointed, He Yue had already run to the first row and sat down. She carefully checked the seat belt three times before she felt a little relieved. She turned her head and saw Yue Zhou slowly sitting down next to her and fastened his seat belt with a click.

"Why are you sitting here?" He Yue tried her best to turn her head to look at Luo Yilan's position, but the seat belt was buckled tightly and she couldn't see anything.

Yue Zhou said calmly: "I'm scared."

"Are you scared too?" He didn't look like it.

"Yes." Yue Zhou nodded solemnly and stretched out a hand to He Yue, "So later I might--"

"Beep——"

Before he finished speaking, the roller coaster had already rushed out, and Yue Zhou's hand was held by He Yue the next moment: "Ah——"

The bright girl's hair was blown by the wind, and her soft voice passed through the strong wind and reached Yue Zhou's heart.

"If you're scared, just close your eyes."

Yue Zhou turned his head to look at her. In the rapid scenery of the roller coaster diving 90 degrees, he only saw He Yue's face slightly red because of fear.

Yue Zhou closed his eyes like He Yue. The touch on his hands was infinitely magnified. The only sound in his ears besides the whistling wind was his own beating heartbeat.