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Chapter 46 Where No One Has Been Before
Xu Ning had fallen asleep after daybreak, but woke up when he heard Xu Xiaobao's voice.
When Xu Ning opened his eyes, he saw that everyone, young and old, looked confused.
"What's the matter?" Xu Ning smiled and asked Xiaobao: "Xiaobao, did you sleep well last night?"
Xu Xiaobao nodded hurriedly. Xu Ning looked at her with the corners of his mouth almost curled up to his ears. Old Mrs. Xu exhaled, "Alright, alright, let the carriage stop for a while. We have slept all night. Let's get off the carriage and wash and cook something to eat."
"Grandma, we can cook and eat in the car!"
"Come on, aren't you tired of staying in the carriage all day? Get off and stretch your arms and legs!"
"Hey, okay milk, I'm going to get off the bus and poop right now!"
"Xu Daya! Can't you just act like a girl?! Is there any girl as vulgar as you?!"
"Oh, grandma, it's good to be down-to-earth. The fairy spirit will be blown away by the wind one day!" Xu Ning stepped forward and helped old lady Xu get off the carriage. "Grandma, you also want me to accompany you every day."
Old Mrs. Xu rolled her eyes. The others looked around and followed suit and climbed out of the car.
"You're just talking nonsense! No need to support me, I'll find a place by myself!" Old Mrs. Xu rubbed her belly. She looked around and was about to find a hidden bush to solve the important matter of her life, but Xu Ning grabbed her just as she took a step.
"Grandma, this is essential for taking a shit!" Xu Ning stuffed a roll of white toilet paper into Old Lady Xu's arms. Old Lady Xu felt it was a sin to use such soft and clean white paper to wipe that thing, so she pushed it back immediately.
"Granny, this stuff is for cats to play with in the gods' place. They can never be used up. Don't worry, it's not something precious. Take it and use it. It's much more useful than leaves!"
"Daya..." Xu Ning didn't listen to Old Lady Xu, "Grandma, you've already taken the carriage given by the gods, why are you being so pretentious about using a little bit of toilet paper?"
Xu Ning turned around and gave the same recommendation to the other people from the Xu family who got off the bus. Like Old Lady Xu, they felt it was a sin to see that such a soft tissue was actually used to wipe buttocks.
And Xu Ning was the most evil person in the eyes of all of them, but they had no way to stop him.
"Hurry up, it's time to cook after you finish your poop. I'm almost fainting from hunger." Xu Ning shrugged miserably. She had already digested some jerky she had eaten in the middle of the night.
The Xu family, old and young, silently turned around and walked into the woods, holding the rolls of paper. The area where the carriage stopped was very remote and no one had ever been there.
Xu Ning turned the camera to both sides of the road and checked every place except the grove.
Xu Ning saw that there were still a lot of ferns and other wild vegetables around, so he marked the location and waited for everyone to come back.
"Daya, why don't you go?" Zhang was the first one to come out of the woods after relieving herself. Xu Ning immediately told Zhang the screenshots and the specific location.
"Mom will be there soon, you just rest here and don't run around." Zhang forgot what she had asked when Xu Ning interrupted her.
Old Mrs. Xu and her family returned from the grove in a relaxed manner. Mrs. Zhang and Old Mrs. Xu quickly got busy. Old Man Xu, his son and grandson, looked around the carriage and the horses. After looking around, they noticed that the environment they were in was very quiet and there was only their family there.
Xu Ning climbed onto the roof of the carriage and looked at the environment in the distance. He could vaguely see some blurry ups and downs.
Xu Ning turned on the surveillance camera and chatted with the treasure chest: "Bao, why are there bumps everywhere around here? It looks like there are acne on the ground."
"Hello player, this is an uninhabited graveyard."
Cemetery? ? ? ! ! ! Xu Ning suddenly felt a cool breeze blowing by his side. He was quiet for a few seconds and quickly climbed down from the carriage. His original leisurely mood of enjoying the scenery disappeared instantly.
"What's wrong, Daya? Did the thorns on the top of the carriage prick your butt?" When Old Lady Xu looked up, she saw Xu Ning jumping down from the top of the carriage in a hurry as if he was being chased by a ghost. When the others heard what Old Lady Xu said, they also looked at Xu Ning.
"Grandma, let's leave right after we finish eating. We can't stay here for long. It's too creepy!"
"What's going on? Are we standing on someone else's ancestral grave?"
"Yeah! Grandma, I got it right, are you happy?" Xu Ning forced a smile that was uglier than crying. Old Mrs. Xu was not worried at all. "What's the big deal? Ghosts are invisible and intangible, and they won't steal food. At most, you can suck some of their energy, and they will float away when they are full."
Old Mrs. Xu didn't care and continued to cook. The same went for the other members of the Xu family. After experiencing all the vicious human hearts on the road, they felt that ghosts were easier to get along with than humans.
Xu Ning was stunned. For a moment, she felt that the ghosts in the eyes of Old Lady Xu were not scary anymore. They were even a little cute. At this moment, she could not remember the appearance of the evil ghosts in Master Lin’s movies.
"Grandma, what you mean is that if you don't do bad things in your life, you won't be afraid of ghosts knocking on your door in the middle of the night?"
"Sister, how can ghosts knock on the door if they don't have hands?" Xu Xiaobao asked a soul-searching question. Xu Ning looked at him and then at Old Lady Xu. He didn't understand why Old Lady Xu feared gods but was not afraid of ghosts?
"elder sister?"
"How do you know that ghosts have no hands? What if he hid them?" Xu Ning couldn't answer and could only throw the question back.
A big question mark appeared in Xu Xiaobao's little head, and he turned to ask his think tank - the adults of the Xu family!
"Daya, how did you know the ghost hid its hands?" Xu Da slapped the question back. Xu Ning changed his position and asked Old Lady Xu, "Grandma, is the meal ready? I was so hungry that I couldn't think straight, and I heard Dad say that the ghost had hands."
"How can ghosts have no hands? Ghosts are transformed from humans. Humans have hands, so ghosts naturally have hands too." Old Mrs. Xu stirred the dried meat and yam porridge, took the bowl handed over by Zhang and began to serve. While serving, she continued to talk to Xu Ning: "Just like you, haven't you seen gods? Do gods have hands?"
"Gods... of course they have hands, and there are both male and female ones! Some are pretty, some are ugly, some are good, and some are bad..." As Xu Ning spoke, she realized that those she was talking about were actually people. After she unknowingly blamed all kinds of things on gods, she really believed that gods existed!
It's like telling lies so many times that you start to believe them yourself.
"Isn't that enough?" Old Mrs. Xu handed the porridge to her first. Xu Ning took it and stared at the steam rising from the bowl without saying anything for a long time.
Until the sound of drinking porridge suddenly sounded, Xu Da licked the porridge soup on the corner of his mouth. Seeing Xu Ning staring at him intently, Xu Da was puzzled: "What's wrong, Daya? Didn't you say you were hungry? Why don't you eat?"
Xu Dabao and Xu Xiaobao were still blowing on the porridge, while everyone else except Xu Ning was already eating it in small sips. Xu Ning tried to take a sip, but still got scalded.
"Wow, the milk is so hot! How can you drink it?"
"You're just stupid. Who told you to take such a big gulp? It would be strange if you weren't scalded to death. You should drink the porridge slowly, drink the top layer bit by bit. When you finish a layer, it will get cooler and you can continue to drink. If you take such a big gulp like that, you won't be able to finish it in half an hour!"
Xu Ning opened her mouth in surprise. She realized that she had lived for so many years and didn’t know this truth!
So, she doesn't need to let the porridge cool down before drinking it, she can just drink it gradually?
Xu Ning followed what Old Lady Xu said and drank the surface layer of porridge bit by bit. He found that the porridge was not only sweet but also extremely satisfying.
"So comfortable!" Xu Ning broke out in a sweat after drinking, but he felt relaxed all over and his stomach was warm. The sun began to emerge from the trees, and rustling sounds could be heard from time to time in the woods.
"Hey, what is this, a dog?"
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