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Chapter 37 Beauty is the original sin
What are you trying? Is that thing tasting possible?
Xu Ning jumped up from the ground where he was lying and quickly cleaned himself up.
After a commotion in the morning, Xu Ning and his family set off again, carrying their backpacks.
Xu Ning flirted with flowers and plants along the way, and Old Lady Xu would chase her every once in a while, "Xu Daya, are you itching to do something? Are these flowers and plants bothering you?"
"No, beauty is the original sin. They are so beautiful that I want to destroy them!"
"Bullshit, do you believe that I will give you a stab wound? Do you want to eat the bamboo shoots and pork?"
"No!" Xu Ning quickly jumped away. The little fool Xu Xiaobao ran up and said happily to Old Lady Xu: "Grandma, I want to eat bamboo shoots fried with meat."
"Hahahahahahahahahahahaha I'm dying of laughter!!!!" Xu Ning laughed so hard that he looked like an overturned chamber pot. Old Mrs. Xu was both amused and angry. She didn't know whether to scold her silly grandson first, or to beat up her lawless granddaughter first?
"Xu Laogen, I don't want to care about it anymore. You take care of your own children!" Old Lady Xu chose to give up. If Old Lady Xu knew how to play games, she would definitely say "I can't lead a team with such a stupid teammate!"
It’s a pity that Mrs. Xu doesn’t play games.
Xu Ning laughed so hard that his body shook, and his voice sounded like an out-of-tune trumpet.
Father Xu looked at his wife helplessly, then at his granddaughter who was almost laughing and said, "Chunhua, this family can't be left without you."
How could he care? This granddaughter looked like the most unique bamboo shoot growing out of the bamboo joint.
The kind that hurts the hoe when digging and hurts the tongue when eating.
"Chunhua, Chunhua?" Old Mrs. Xu ignored Old Man Xu, so Old Man Xu kept calling in her ear, his voice not loud, as if calling a soul.
Old Mrs. Xu frowned and wanted to show off even more. This was clearly a case of good bamboo producing strange bamboo shoots!
"Stop laughing, Daya." Xu Da also frowned and looked at Xu Ning. He suddenly became worried about his daughter's personality. Would she be able to get married when she grew up?
"I'm not...ok...meaning, Dad...uh...I'm...just...stopping...not...coming...down...I'm...going...hahahaha"
"Is this girl crazy?" Zhang was dumbfounded. Old Mrs. Xu had a gloomy face and patted Xu Ning's back to help him calm down. Xu Ning continued to burp while laughing.
"She is hopeless." Old Lady Xu had already given up. She would let this girl be. What could she do? Put her back into her daughter-in-law's belly and give birth to another one? She was afraid that she would give birth to someone more powerful than Xu Ning!
"Drink water, drink water!" Xu Ning obediently drank half a bottle of water, but he still burped!
"Mom, I can't stop the hiccups!" The Xu family's team stopped because of Xu Ning's hiccups. Xu Ning was already having difficulty breathing due to the hiccups.
"Daya, bite this piece of cloth!" Old Mrs. Xu took out a handkerchief from somewhere and stuffed it into Xu Ning's mouth very quickly. Before Xu Ning could spit out the smell, Old Mrs. Xu took her right hand and pressed it hard!
"Ouch!!!!" Xu Ning's eyeballs were about to pop out of his head in pain. Xu Ning lowered his head and saw that the palms that were pressed were red.
"Grandma, what are you doing!" Xu Ning took off the cloth with his other hand and complained to Grandma Xu with tears in his eyes.
"I don't want to bother with you!" Old Mrs. Xu let go of Xu Ning, and Xu Ning immediately found that his hiccups had stopped.
This is really effective in stopping hiccups, but it hurts so much! I am useless!!!
Woohoo, did she mess with the flowers and plants too much? She had to be punished like this? Her hands were sore, numb, hot, and swollen!
Xu Ning became depressed afterwards. In order to save her lost happiness, she extravagantly used one thousand points to exchange for a children's version of mountain bike.
Xu Ning was walking at the back slowly, but he changed to a bicycle and pedaled his pedal, and in a flash he passed everyone in the Xu family.
"Boss, was that Daya the one who just passed by?" Zhang was as stunned as everyone else, but she had good eyesight and saw Xu Ning.
"It seems like... right?" Xu Da was not very sure. He tried to call Xu Ning, but Xu Ning made a sharp turn and drifted in front, fixing the bicycle and himself with one foot.
"Dad, what's wrong?"
"Sister, it's really you! What is this! How can it fly?!" Xu Xiaobao ran to Xu Ning at the fastest speed since he was born, and looked at Xu Ning and her bicycle as if they were looking at a god.
"Daya, what are you riding?" Old Man Xu asked blankly. Old Lady Xu was also very curious about mountain bikes. Unconsciously, everyone in the Xu family had become accustomed to Xu Ning taking out things they had never seen before from time to time.
"Mountain bike! You deserve it!" Xu Ning struck a pose that he thought was very cool, and Xu Xiaobao, his die-hard fan, immediately cooperated by saying "Wow!"
"No, it's too eye-catching, Daya, take it back quickly!" Just because there are no other people on this road doesn't mean there won't be any on the road ahead. Old Mrs. Xu is very worried about Xu Ning's ostentatiousness.
Xu Ning made an OK gesture to Old Lady Xu and explained to everyone in the Xu family that it meant "okay". As a result, it became the secret code of the Xu family inadvertently.
"Don't be weird, just play for a while, take it back now!" Old Mrs. Xu kept looking around, very worried.
"Right away!" Xu Ning enjoyed the freedom like the wind, and his mood became beautiful again.
"Ma, are you hot? Would you like to have a popsicle?" Xu Ning asked the treasure chest to take the mountain bike back and exchanged it for a few old popsicles.
In order for Old Mrs. Xu to see what the popsicle looks like, Xu Ning specially exchanged it for the kind that was wrapped in a layer of transparent paper.
"Isn't it just a small ice cube?" Old Mrs. Xu took the popsicle handed over by Xu Ning, looked at it and took a bite, "Isn't this just a sweet ice cube?"
"Yes, do you have green bean popsicles? There are also fruit flavors, everything you can think of!"
"Sister! I want fruit flavor!"
"Daya, Dad wants mung beans!"
"Okay! Be right there~" Xu Ning was enjoying distributing popsicles. The heat that had originally risen in the air was mostly dissipated by the nourishment of the popsicles.
Old Mrs. Xu ate her popsicle while looking at Xu Ning suspiciously, "Daya, what do you want to do now?"
"Grandma, how could you think of me like that?!" Xu Ning acted like he was very sad, which made old lady Xu feel even more uneasy.
Old Man Xu and Old Lady Xu both chose the old popsicles, Xu Da and Xu Dabao had the mung bean flavored ones, and Xu Xiaobao and Zhang chose the fruit flavored ones.
The whole family was licking their popsicles earnestly. Old Mrs. Xu glanced at the youngest who pretended not to hear anything but actually had his ears perked up, and complained about Xu Ning: "You can't make people believe you, you come out here and there, and there's no certainty at all!"
"Grandma, it's so sad that you think of me like this!" Xu Ning looked like Xi Shi holding her heart, and suddenly everyone's popsicles no longer smelled good.
"Behave yourself! If you have anything to say, come on!" Old Lady Xu was so angry that she couldn't hold it back any longer. Xu Ning quickly put on a businessman's face and said, "Granny, sweet popsicles are ten cents each. Is there a market for them? Can they be sold? When we get to the next town, let's sell popsicles for two days. Do you think it's feasible?"
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