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Chapter 17 If you feel itchy, just eat it!
"Grandma, help me fry some pine nuts." Xu Ning handed Grandma Xu a handful of peeled pine nuts. She liked to eat fried pine nuts because they tasted more fragrant!
"Any more?" Old Mrs. Xu took it with her hands. This handful of pine nuts was just enough for one crack.
"And I haven't peeled them yet. They were all dropped by the squirrel in the tree."
"Give them all to you, I'll peel them for you!" Xu Ning immediately handed the remaining pine cones to Old Lady Xu. When Old Lady Xu saw that Xu Ning had handed them all over, she said, "I'll leave half of these pine nuts for you after they're fried. You're not allowed to eat any until all the skin on your wounds has peeled off!"
"why!?"
"If you feel itchy, just eat it! Even if it itches you to death!"
"Ah grandma~ Am I not your little baby?" Xu Ning quickly acted like a tough girl and acted like a spoiled child. Old lady Xu dodged her outstretched hand without even blinking, "You, forget it. A baby like you is so unique that I dare not have one!"
"Oh my God, grandma, you can even speak idioms!" It's over, it's over, she spoke too fast, she was exposed, Xu Ning quickly lowered her head, not daring to let Grandma Xu see the guilt in her eyes.
Old Mrs. Xu was indeed surprised for a moment. It was not surprising that she could say idioms, after all, she had come across them before, but Daya... maybe she had heard them somewhere.
Xu Ning waited for a long time, and when he looked up he saw that Old Mrs. Xu had already left.
Xu Ning breathed a sigh of relief, but immediately thought of why she was feeling guilty. She wasn't stupid, so why didn't she just say she had heard it?
Harmful!
Xu Ning happily followed Old Lady Xu to watch her cook.
The night was very quiet. The treasure box promised to give Xu Ning an anti-inflammatory pill. Before going to bed, Xu Ning deliberately coaxed Old Lady Xu to put her share of fried pine nuts into the box, and swallowed the anti-inflammatory pill under the guise of stealing.
Xu Ning didn't dare to get up to drink water, for fear of being discovered by the Ninja Turtle in the dark, so he could only swallow his saliva.
At the same time, Xu Ning couldn't help laughing at herself. She might be the most useless one among the time travelers. She even had to take medicine secretly.
There was plenty of food, but he didn't dare show any of it.
After all, it is a crime to possess a treasure.
With what happened that morning still fresh in his mind, Xu Ning couldn't help but think about the situation of the Xu family in the Daqing Dynasty.
In front of the dignitaries, aren't she and the Xu family just like ants?
So, even if she exchanged the telescope, there might not be anyone who would lend a helping hand.
First there are natural disasters, then man-made disasters. From beginning to end, only the people at the bottom suffer.
But so what? She has a treasure chest. As long as she lives, she will always make the Xu family safe and prosperous!
Xu Ning's thoughts changed quickly, but soon passed away, because the whole family was together and found such a good place. Who said it was not lucky? What if he could dig up something good in the valley tomorrow!
Xu Ning fell asleep again with beautiful vision.
This time Xu Ning slept until dawn and woke up feeling refreshed.
Xu Ning stretched slowly. In just a short while, she had observed the entire valley.
The valley is surrounded by steep cliffs on all sides, with a forest in the middle of the valley. No one knows what is behind the forest, but from the current glance, it looks like a paradise.
"Daya! It's time to eat!" Old Mrs. Xu got up early in the morning and was busy boiling tiger oil. Tiger oil is a good thing. When the weather gets cold, applying a layer on the skin can prevent frostbite. It can also be applied on the bumps on Xu Xiaobao's head and the itchiness on Xu Ning's back. It has a good anti-itching effect.
However, the equipment is limited. If there is wine, tiger bones can be used to make wine after being processed, which is another good thing.
While Xu Ning was drinking her purslane soup, she was communicating with the treasure chest.
"Bao, isn't it said that all tigers have treasures? Do you want to exchange some?"
"Hello players, the treasure chest only allows points to be exchanged with currencies such as gold and silver."
"Baby, isn't your system updating too slowly? You can't do this. You'll be eliminated easily. You have to learn to be flexible. How about I give you some tiger bones and you try to replace the main system?"
"Hello player, Treasure Chest No. 1 cannot understand what you mean."
"..."Xu Ning was silent. She heard something called "emotion" from the mechanical sound of the treasure chest.
Li the hunter also felt it was a pity. Tiger bones and tiger heads were good things. If Yuncheng wasn't in such a mess right now, he would have wanted to carry them into the city and sell them at a pharmacy. He could at least get a hundred taels of silver in return.
But it was impossible to throw it away, so the tiger bones were finally made into tiger bone soup by Old Lady Xu, and the children were given the large bones with the most bone marrow.
"What you eat is what you need! Kids, drink more soup and grow taller!" The Xu family is generally not short, so the possibility of them growing short is very low, so Xu Ning is not worried at all.
But Xu Dabao and Xiaobao didn't know this. When they heard the adults' words, they looked at each other and quickly lowered their heads to eat.
Xu Ning just laughed as Old Lady Xu stuffed a mouthful of skinned tiger meat into his mouth. "Even food can't stop your mouth. Stop laughing and eat!"
Xu Ning puffed up his cheeks and chewed hard. Just as he swallowed it and was about to open his mouth to dislike Old Mrs. Xu, another piece of meat was stuffed in. This time it was from his biological mother Zhang.
Xu Ning chewed the lightly salty tiger meat in his mouth and looked at Zhang with a puzzled look on his face. The meat Zhang stuffed into his mouth was not as big as the one Old Lady Xu stuffed into his mouth, leaving Xu Ning with some space to speak: "Mom, what are you doing again?"
"What are you doing?"
Xu Ning pushed the half-chewed meat in his mouth to the left side of his teeth. Just as he was about to express his opinion, Old Lady Xu quickly stuffed the meat in again. This time Xu Ning's entire mouth was filled. It was a bit difficult for him to chew, and he felt like his cheeks were going to burst!
"Do you want to eat or not?! Xu Daya, if you keep whining I'll force food into your mouth. Let's see if you can still talk. Are you the reincarnation of a chatterbox ghost?!" Xu Ning glanced at Old Lady Xu's hand. Forget it. He couldn't compete with her in speed, so he just slipped away.
After finishing his meal, the first thing Xu Ning did after putting down the bowl was to rub his cheeks, because he was really tired.
The second baby of the Xu family was also burping while eating, while Old Man Xu was walking around in the woods holding his stomach. After Old Lady Xu finished eating, she stood up and sat back down the first time.
Zhang was so full that she kept sighing, Xu Da was lying on the ground rubbing his stomach, and Li the Hunter was not much better. He looked at the remaining meat in the bowl with confusion. For the first time, he doubted his appetite.
Except for Feng, she always had a small appetite, so Old Lady Xu didn't give her too much, so she looked the most elegant after the meal.
Oh, and the little one in Feng’s arms is also full and playing with bubbles.
"Hahahahahahahahahahaha" Xu Ning laughed out loud as he looked at the people around him. Oh my god, his stomach and cheeks hurt so much from laughing. Xu Ning wanted to stop, but his face cramped.
"You've lived long enough to see everything. Is there anyone in this world who can laugh so hard that his face twists?!" Old Mrs. Xu had an expression that said "you're amazing" and almost made Xu Ning fall backwards.
"Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha"
"Hahahahahahahahaha" This time it was Xu Ning's turn to be laughed at by everyone. Xu Ning's face was twitching and she was speechless. She didn't know why her face was twitching with laughter? !
She is so embarrassed! It's terrible! Help! She has to save her dignity!
"No, no, my stomach hurts from laughing!"
"Hahaha, sister is so funny!"
"Dayong! Stop laughing! Help daddy up! I'm laughing so hard that I can't stand!"
"Pfft, hahaha"
"Mom? Did you fart?"
“Hahahahaha you guys are really making me die of laughter.”
"..."
Xu Ning's face twitched even more violently. She tried to manually stop the excitement of her facial muscles, but it failed.
"Goodbye, I don't love you anymore." Xu Ning turned around and left with the box. The people behind him stretched out their affectionate hands and called him but they couldn't make Xu Ning turn back.
It's so annoying! Xu Ning wants to find some fun on his own!
As Xu Ning walked away, he shouted, "Don't look for me. I need to take a shit for an hour!"
"You damn girl, you speak so vulgarly!"
"Na! Then instead of saying shit, I'd say shitting gold?" Xu Ning's voice came again!
"Hurry up and pull yours over, Mai Tai!"
"Hey, I promise to bury it!"
"puff"
"Hahaha"
"You damn girl!"
"Granny, I want to poop too!"
"Let's go! Xiaobao, hurry up and get up. Grandma will take you there. Don't pull it into your trouser pocket!"
Xu Ning walked a little further away and could no longer hear the Xu family members talking. She first found a tree to stand under, rubbing her belly while observing the environment, "Baby, is the divine turtle here?!"
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