Crazy! After the whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts, they opened their mouths close to my face

Gu Luosheng's eye twitched.

This group of people are even crazier than her.

"You've gone crazy from working too much, right?" Gu Luosheng was speechless.

An Ning raised her eyebrows: "If it doesn't work, then you should really go crazy and go to a mental hospital to experience it. If you really can't get out, I will apply for you to act in a TV series in there."

"Thank you." Gu Luosheng rolled his eyes.

"To be honest, based on my current situation, maybe... even the mentally ill people would be scared when I go in." Gu Luosheng said with great self-awareness.

peaceful:……

"Ancestor, if this really doesn't work, let's restrain ourselves." An Ning was a little scared.

"That's great. I don't know where to go, so I'm leaving." Gu Luosheng waved his sleeves, leaving without a single cloud.

Even Gu Luoxi was stunned.

"Is she really sick?"

An Ning glared at Gu Luoxi and said, "You are sick."

Gu Luoxi: ...

How childish.

……

As soon as Gu Luosheng walked out of the company, he saw two teams of people standing on both sides. Their respectful attitude seemed like they were welcoming a young lady home.

Bah, take the mentally ill person home.

When he saw Gu Luosheng, the dean stepped forward and asked, "Miss Gu, can you leave?"

"I'm crazy, not disabled." Gu Luosheng was speechless.

Dean:…

……

When they arrived at the ward, Gu Luosheng turned on the camera.

Dean: "We can't take pictures here."

Gu Luosheng smiled: "Don't worry, I won't take pictures, I'll start a live broadcast."

The dean frowned: "Live broadcast is even worse."

"Let my fellow patients see my condition, and spread the word about you. Maybe in the future, people with mental illness will come to you. Think about it, there are so many workers now, maybe a few of them will go crazy one day."

When the dean heard this, he thought it made sense and did not stop him.

As soon as Gu Luosheng started the live broadcast, everyone rushed out in a swarm as if they had been waiting there in advance.

——Oh my god, did he really go to a mental hospital?

——Hahahaha, Sister Sheng, are you okay?

——It’s so funny. This is the first time I see a live broadcast from a mental hospital.

——Let me be honest, if Sister Sheng really goes to jail, will we be able to play with a bunch of psychopaths in the future? It’s so interesting just thinking about it.

——Actually...to be honest, I also want to go to a mental hospital. At least it would be much happier than my current life.

——Sister Sheng, when you get in, if you enjoy your stay there, please introduce it to us.

When Gu Luosheng saw the last sentence, he frowned. What a perverted blessing.

Gu Luosheng sat down and the other party began to ask questions.

Doctor: "Where is your home? Where are you from?"

Gu Luosheng rolled his eyes at him, as if he were an idiot.

——I’m going to get excited. I’m going to know where Sister Sheng lives soon.

——Ahhh, doctor, you ask a good question.

The next second, Gu Luosheng still answered, "Earth, the successor of socialism."

doctor:? ? ?

Audience in the live broadcast room:...

Doctor: "What's your favorite color?"

Gu Luosheng adjusted his sitting position: "Arthur."

——I like Arthur the best too, hehe.

——God Arthur, hahahaha.

——Doctor, I just want to ask you if you are panicking?

Doctor: "What gift would you most like to receive?"

Gu Luosheng: "Paid vacation."

——I’m crying. Even if Sister Sheng is crazy, she is still thinking about working.

——I will never be able to take paid vacation in this life. I’m so sad.

——This is my status as a worker.

——Sister Sheng, I’ll be your mouthpiece.

Doctor: "Excuse me, what are your deficiencies?"

Gu Luosheng: "I am not capable of accomplishing anything."

Doctor: "What are your shortcomings?"

Gu Luosheng: "I'm short of money."

doctor:………………

——Sorry, I really can’t type anymore. I’ve already fallen down on my workstation laughing.

——My colleague asked me why I smoked, and I said I had epilepsy.

——The teacher woke me up and told me to laugh outside the classroom. I came out and the principal told me to laugh at the school gate…

"One last question!" The doctor slowly exhaled and raised his glasses, "If you were given a chance to be reborn, who would you choose to be?"

Gu Luosheng thought seriously for three seconds this time, then said slowly: "I want to be a monkey on Mount Emei, swinging around every day, stealing other people's things, swinging around again after stealing them, pulling the hair of handsome guys, and slapping ugly guys in the face."

——Puchi, hahahaha! I really don’t like to laugh unless I can’t help it.

——It’s over. I’m laughing so hard that my abdominal muscles are about to pop out.

——Sister Sheng, what are you doing, hahahaha…

——Doctor, please, please keep her. Her mental condition may be even crazier than the worst patient in your mental hospital.

The doctor almost fell off his chair. To be honest, he thought of many possible answers, but every question from Gu Luosheng was beyond his expectations.

He felt that this time, it was not him who was making fun of Gu Luosheng, but Gu Luosheng who was playing tricks on him.

"Do you have any other questions?" Sister Sheng took a sip of the water on the table and said elegantly, "If you have any, please ask me as soon as possible. Although I'm not busy, I still hope you can hurry up."

The doctor was terrified and for a moment he couldn't tell who was the doctor and who was the patient.

"No more." The doctor shook his head quickly.

Gu Luosheng crossed his legs and said, "Okay, then I have another question."

"Ah?" The doctor looked at Gu Luosheng in shock, thinking that his ears were not working properly.

Are there any patients asking questions to their doctors?

"These questions have been bothering me for years. I have asked many normal doctors, but none of them could give me an answer."

As soon as Gu Luosheng finished speaking, the doctor felt a chill down his spine and had a bad premonition.

"Do you think you can be full if you keep taking stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets? If you are caught on the way to surrender, does it still count as surrendering? Is the electricity generated by Pikachu direct current or alternating current? Why are people who study law called lawyers instead of mages? If you take sleeping pills and laxatives together, will you poop while sleeping? And...you stay in a mental hospital every day, don't you feel like an outlier?"

Gu Luosheng finished speaking in one breath, staring straight at the dean, waiting for his answer.

The dean waved his hand, "Ms. Gu, I declare that you are fine and can go home now."

"Oh." Gu Luosheng had no expression on his face.

But his body did not move: "You haven't answered my previous question yet."

The dean was horrified and shouted outside the door, "I... I am sick. I am the mental patient. Please, treat me."

Gu Luosheng blinked his eyes, feeling helpless: "I didn't expect that I was so powerful that I even had the ability to identify mentally ill patients. Alas, it's not good for people to be awesome. I can be successful in any industry."

——Sister Sheng went to see a doctor, she was fine, but the doctor was crazy.

——Hahahahaha! I said Sister Sheng is crazier than a mental patient.

——Sister Sheng’s soul-searching question has troubled me for many years. Can anyone explain it to me?

——1. You can eat full by taking stomach-strengthening and digestion-promoting tablets, but it is very likely that you will die first, so it is not recommended. 2. It does not count, because we cannot be sure whether your testimony is correct. 3. Direct current, direct current can only cause charring, not nerve interference. 4. Because the hero who walks in the middle of a certain game is called a mage. 5. You may not poop while sleeping, but you will generally be dehydrated. 6. From what we see now, the dean has become the same kind.

——There is an honest person upstairs, let’s send her upstairs.

——Hahaha, Sister Sheng’s fans are really... diverse. Sister Sheng, someone is here to answer your question!

——Why bother her when you have nothing to do?