Crazy! After the whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts, they opened their mouths close to my face

"I don't need attention, and I don't want to get involved in Gu Luoxi's affairs. I just want to talk to you." Shen Zhe said affectionately.

Gu Luosheng was about to vomit.

If she hadn't seen through the surface long ago, she would really have thought that Shen Zhe was a sentimental emperor.

"You want to find someone to talk to, so I'll recommend you a tree hole. It has enough emotional value and can help you analyze it. It's not expensive. Just ask me for 888." Gu Luosheng took out his cell phone and was about to recommend the person to Shen Zhe.

Shen Zhe: …

"No, can we have a normal communication?" Shen Zhe asked in a flattering manner.

"No." Gu Luosheng blinked: "Do you think humans can communicate with animals normally? How can we communicate if we don't even know the same language?"

Shen Zhe: ???

"You said you are an animal?" At this moment, Shen Zhe's mind finally clicked.

Gu Luosheng: "Yes, I am a high-level animal, and you are a low-level human."

Shen Zhe: …

Lost again.

He was really convinced.

"I don't want to talk too much with someone like you. You've already wasted thirty seconds of my time. That's enough." Gu Luosheng was not interested.

Every time I see Shen Zhe... I feel sleepy and want to run away.

But Shen Zhe really couldn't see it at all.

The IQ is worrying.

[Master, the opponent may launch a fierce attack on you soon, be careful to avoid it.]

[What offensive? Can you explain it more clearly? ]

[Sorry, I haven't developed much yet, and can't continue...see what comes next.]

Gu Luosheng:???

Just when she was confused, Shen Zhe rushed forward and hugged her.

"Fuck!" Gu Luosheng cursed.

I wanted to dodge, but it was too late.

The two of them gave each other a big bear hug.

It's off the mark.

Gu Luosheng took great effort and finally managed to push the man away.

"You can't act crazy in front of me even if you're drunk, right?" Gu Luosheng took out a tissue with disgust and started wiping the place where the two of them had just touched.

Shen Zhe looked aggrieved: "Shengsheng, do you dislike me?"

Gu Luosheng smiled.

"What? Wasn't it obvious enough? I don't dislike you, I'm disgusted by you. Just now I felt as if I touched shit. Do you understand me?"

Shen Zhe was silent.

"Teacher Shen, please, be a human being and stop revolving around me. We are like the sun and the stars, and we should never intersect in this life. Do you understand?"

After Gu Luosheng finished speaking, he suddenly realized something...

Too much to say.

Why are you talking so much nonsense to a drunk person?

It’s over, it’s over. Now her brain is not working well anymore.

Sin ah.

"I don't understand. I have something else to tell you."

Gu Luosheng saw that Shen Zhe insisted.

Rolling his eyes.

Decided to... defeat magic.

Don't you want to tell her?

Okay, satisfy him.

A second ago, Gu Luosheng still looked very serious...

The next second, Gu Luosheng sat directly on the ground.

"Ahhh, someone come quickly, the boy god you like is bullying me, wuwuwu... please save me quickly." Gu Luosheng said this while pretending to cry. He was really good at pretending.

Shen Zhe: ???

"No, I didn't do anything." Shen Zhe quickly waved his hands.

"Hurry up and get up." Shen Zhe suddenly became energetic.

When Gu Luosheng looked up again, his eyes were filled with tears.

She sniffed and looked at Shen Zhe aggrievedly: "Teacher Shen, please don't be like this..."

Gu Luosheng's voice was very loud, and the gazes not far away were about to look over.

Shen Zhe got nervous and ran away quickly...

It feels a bit like running away.

Gu Luosheng watched the people walk away, then he stood up from the ground pitifully and brushed the dust off his clothes.

"It was almost there." Gu Luosheng clicked his tongue, looking as if he didn't care.

It looked like it was going to attract a group of people.

"Oh shit." Gu Luosheng also panicked and simply rode the shared bicycle next to him... and ran away.

This is no joke.

Something could really happen.

After riding for a long distance, Gu Luosheng stopped the bike and took a breath.

"So thrilling..." Gu Luosheng tilted his head and saw Shen Zhe gasping for breath not far away.

Gu Luosheng:???

Shit, they're playing hide and seek here.

tired.

Gu Luosheng quickly sneaked into the bar next door.

It's a little quieter.

Gu Luosheng walked inside and tried to reduce his presence as much as possible.

After a round, I suddenly realized that the atmosphere in the bar during the day was quite good and not so noisy.

Gu Luosheng sat down and took a breath.

Take a short break.

Little did they know that at this moment, several people on the stage were looking at Gu Luosheng in confusion.

Gu Luosheng touched his cheek and muttered softly: "What's wrong? Is there something dirty on my face?"

The woman in the lead had dyed red hair and was wearing heavy metal clothing. Those who didn't know her might think she was non-mainstream. After looking around, she whispered, "Boss, could this woman be... a cop?"

The man licked his lips, aroused by the beauty.

"He's quite good-looking, and a little familiar," the guitarist also said.

Speaking of looking familiar.

Everyone thinks that there is a little bit.

But suddenly... I don't know where I've seen it before...

"Maybe she was causing trouble for us before. Don't worry about whether we are familiar with each other or not, let's deal with her first!"

The girl stood up first.

Walk towards Gu Luosheng.

Gu Luosheng saw that their posture was not right.

But I didn't take it to heart.

I even naively greeted them: "Hello, I see there aren't many people in your store, is business slow?"

Everyone:? ? ?

No, is this sister blind? Didn't she see the words "Closed for business today"?

I'm so numb.

"Alas, it's really not easy to do anything these days, but don't be too sad, everything will be fine." Gu Luosheng continued to comfort them.

No...what's going on? They are about to cry.

Wait...something's wrong...

The leading girl was about to speak.

Gu Luosheng patted the girl's shoulder and said seriously, "It's okay, take your time. As long as you keep working hard, your life will get better in the future. You have to believe in the power of belief!"

When it comes to chicken soup for the soul, who can compare to Gu Luosheng?

"No, you have..." The girl was about to curse.

Gu Luosheng continued, "I know you are very grateful to me, but don't be in a hurry to thank me. I can still give you some financial support."

As he spoke, Gu Luosheng took out another card.

"There is 500,000 yuan in this card. You should deal with the emergency first..."

Everyone:? ? ? ?

Damn it?

What happened just now?

Just give the money so easily?

isn't it?

The girl swiped the POS machine next to her, then whispered, "Really... I have money, no... Is this sister crazy?"

Everyone nodded in unison.

If there wasn't something wrong with him, he wouldn't do such a sick thing.