"Hahaha!" Gu Luosheng laughed wildly.

We had just encountered so many goats and everyone was more or less frightened, so Gu Luosheng thought that everyone needed to relax.

"What about the rest of you? Do you have similar humiliating incidents to share?" Gu Luosheng blinked and began to expect everyone to speak.

Wang Lang hesitated for a moment, but finally spoke: "I was riding a bicycle to school, and was hit by a car going the wrong way. I fell at the bus stop, and then... I took the bus to school."

——No? Brother Lang, you look so tough, but actually???

——The person above, is there a possibility... that Brother Wolf became strong after he grew up, and before that he was actually just a weakling?

——Brother Lang, have you said thank you to the other party?

"I set up a stall to sell things. Whenever someone walks towards me, I will silently say to myself, "Don't come over here, don't come over here, don't come over here." Di Yu said silently.

Because of his cowardly appearance, he ended up staying at home to write novels.

——? No, just go home and be obedient. We won’t sell anything anymore.

——Brother Hell, your name is useless. You have no backbone at all.

——What happened next? Did someone come to buy something and you said, "Sold out"?

Gu Luoxi saw that everyone was sharing, so if she didn’t say anything... maybe... she would miss a lot of shots.

After thinking it over again and again, Gu Luoxi lowered her head and whispered, "When I was in elementary school, I didn't dare to raise my hand to go to the toilet during class, and then... I just pooped in my pants."

——This is a flavorful sharing.

——No? The former goddess... also had this experience?

——Hahaha, this is your goddess Xixi!

——I’m dying of laughter, everyone come and see.

——It’s normal when you are a child. Haven’t you ever pulled your trouser pockets? Goddess Xixi, don’t be shy.

After everyone talked for a while, everyone's attention finally fell on Ye Nanchen.

"Brother Chen, what about you? What bad things have you done?" Zheng Xincheng was the type who only remembered the food but not the beatings. Ye Nanchen had just asked him to count the stars last night, but it seemed... he had forgotten it now.

Ye Nanchen raised his eyes and recalled the difficult memories.

"I don't seem to be... a coward." Ye Nanchen finally uttered helplessly.

"Oh, there is one thing. The full score on the test was 100, and I scored 100, but I lied and said I scored 60."

Everyone:? ? ?

"Why?" Gu Luosheng blinked and asked in surprise, "Don't other kids want to get more points? Why... did you report less?"

Ye Nanchen pursed his lips and said, "I used to live in the community, and I could always hear the kids next door being beaten. I was always in the control group, and I was really tired of hearing it. I lied and said I got 60 on the test, but that night I still heard the kids next door being beaten as usual."

Everyone:? ? ?

"Because he scored 59. I can't understand why someone could be so stupid." Ye Nanchen shook his head speechlessly.

At this moment... a large number of poor students' hearts were broken.

"Well, I don't think you are the coward in this matter." Gu Luosheng said: "It should be the other party who is cowardly..."

Ye Nanchen nodded: "That's sharing other people's cowardly things, it's essentially the same."

It's almost the same.

Now everyone’s understanding of Ye Nanchen has reached a new level.

——So…I don’t understand the world of academic masters, right?

——Stop scolding, stop scolding. My mother has been talking about other people’s children since I was a child…

——So Ye Shao is the kid that others are talking about, right?

——I gritted my teeth in envy and continued watching. There was nothing I could do. Some things are innate. If you are born with them, you have them. If you are not born with them, there is nothing you can do about it.

"Don't be sad, everyone. Although you haven't experienced this kind of academic life before, you can work hard and make your children academic masters in the future. As the saying goes, you can't impose on others what you don't want others to do to you. If you have been caught in the rain, you should also tear your child's umbrella into pieces."

Gu Luosheng said this on purpose.

It’s a satire on the education methods of some parents nowadays.

Too rigid and doesn't care about the children's feelings at all.

"Sister Sheng, this is wrong." Zheng Xincheng shook his head. Now he finally had the chance to speak.

"What's wrong?" Gu Luosheng looked towards Zheng Xincheng.

Zheng Xincheng laughed and said, "I think I should work hard and find an excellent partner in the future. It's much more reliable than opening a blind box in the future."

Gu Luosheng nodded in agreement: "So everyone should be more careful when looking for a partner. For someone like Brother Qian... you still have to be cautious..."

Zheng Xincheng:?

This is running into trouble again, right?

"By the way... do I have any major shortcomings?" Zheng Xincheng was not convinced, so he asked again.

Gu Luosheng said seriously: "Think about it yourself, besides being rich, do you have any other advantages? I'll give you ten seconds."

Gu Luosheng finished the ten-second countdown, but Zheng Xincheng just...didn't mention a single advantage.

Gu Luosheng sighed: "Sometimes it's not that I don't give you a chance, it's that you are so disappointing."

After saying that, Gu Luosheng turned his head and looked elsewhere, starting to chat with Ye Nanchen.

The two of them chatted and laughed, and they were quite harmonious.

It's always better to hide in the cave.

At least... I don't have to worry about encountering wild beasts...

Gu Luoxi fiddled with her clothes.

The goat just knocked one of my sleeves off, so I’m in a very embarrassing situation now.

There were also some stains on his face.

Gu Luoxi sighed. If she had known this would be the case, she would not have participated in this variety show. Isn’t it obvious that this is just to make things difficult for her?

She is obviously a goddess-level figure, but not only has her image not improved this time, maybe... everyone's impression of her has become worse and worse.

The more I think about it, the more annoyed I become…

At this time, Di Yu said, "We can't just wait here forever. We have to find a way out."

"There is a group of goats waiting for us outside now. If we want to go out and get more food, there is only one way..." Gu Luosheng narrowed his eyes.

"What method?" Di Yu asked expectantly.

Gu Luosheng raised the corner of his lips: "Go out and lead them away."

Di Yu:......

Haha, this is a proposal that no one can expect.

"Let's all sit down and chat together." Di Yu instantly became timid.

The cave regained some peace.

Gu Luosheng looked at Ye Nanchen: "Is there a better way?"

Ye Nanchen lowered his eyes and said, "These goats have been hungry for too long. They know we have something in our hands. If we want them to leave, we must have weapons to deter them..."

At this moment, a voice came from the empty cave.

"Someone?"

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