Crazy! After the whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts, they opened their mouths close to my face

"The two girls who are whispering below, please answer my question." The professor suddenly looked at Shen Zhizhi and spoke slowly.

"Ah?" Shen Zhizhi stood up in confusion.

Instantly everyone looked over.

Shen Zhizhi: …

Social death scene.

It really is... a pure social death scene.

Gu Luosheng was excited.

"Ahahaha, the professor has also noticed something is wrong and is starting to eat melons." Gu Luosheng found it very interesting. When they were students, they used to do this a lot. They would secretly date, and then be discovered by the teacher, and then...

interesting.

"Come on, tell me what this phenomenon is about." The professor shook his head. "Just now, I saw you guys talking so heatedly, you must be discussing the problem in our class."

"Hahaha." The other students followed suit and laughed, it was a very friendly smile.

Shen Zhizhi took a deep breath and raised his chin: "Lightning is a discharge phenomenon caused by the potential difference between the positive charge in the upper part of the cloud and the negative charge in the lower part. It is accompanied by lightning and thunder. Thunder is very dangerous, so remember to run home in extreme weather."

After Shen Zhizhi finished speaking, everyone looked at her in surprise.

Wow, that seems to make sense.

Although everyone is a college student, few of them pay attention in class and generally do not answer the professor's questions.

The result is... the professor directly... deducted points from the student.

The professor nodded in appreciation and jokingly said, "It seems that you two were really discussing the issues in class just now, and it was quite effective. Good. Student, what is your name?"

"Shen Zhizhi, Shen means Shen Congwen, and Zhi means knowledge." Before Shen Zhizhi could answer, Gu Bai next to her spoke first.

Gu Bai raised his head, and their eyes met, both of them carrying an indescribable ambiguity in their eyes.

"Okay, okay, I got it. Please sit down quickly. There is an interpreter with you." The professor joked.

"Hahaha."

The classroom was filled with laughter again.

Shen Zhizhi sat down confidently.

"Great." Gu Bai said lovingly.

Shen Zhizhi stuck out her tongue, rolled her hands into a fan shape, and fanned herself with air.

"A blind cat catches a dead mouse." Shen Zhizhi said modestly.

The two continued their discussion.

Just now, when Shen Zhizhi stood up, everyone noticed this couple.

So the people around couldn't help but talk about it in a low voice.

"The boy Shen Zhizhi brought is so handsome."

"As expected of a talented girl, she found such a handsome boyfriend."

"I'm so envious..."

“Sure enough, only excellent people can find equally excellent people.”

Gu Luosheng was eating melon seeds, of course this time they were already peeled.

If I were to crack the melon seed shells here, I would definitely be reported.

"They both spoke so softly that I couldn't hear them." Gu Luosheng pouted and spoke with aggrieved tone.

Xia Zhiyun was also helpless: "I can't hear either, why are you still carrying people on your back..."

As they were mumbling...

The professor started to call the roll again, "The last girl is eating sunflower seeds."

Gu Luosheng took a look at the melon seeds in his hand and directly stuffed them into Xia Zhiyun's hand.

Xia Zhiyun: ...

She is such a good daughter.

Although she has graduated for decades, Xia Zhiyun still has a fear of being called out. It is probably because the teachers were too intimidating when she was in school and the influence was too strong.

"Stop throwing the melon seeds. I'm talking to you," the professor repeated.

Everyone was curious about who he was talking about, and they all looked towards the last row.

no solution anymore.

Gu Luosheng could only stand up and say, "Professor, can we change the name and call the pretty girls in the last row?"

"This, this, this... looks like Sister Sheng."

"No, no, she's prettier than Sister Sheng."

"Fuck, is this Sister Sheng?"

When everyone turned around to look at Gu Luosheng, they went crazy in an instant.

Gu Luosheng smiled embarrassedly: "No need to add "as if", I am Gu Luosheng without a doubt."

"Ah ah ah ah ah!"

The scream of a groundhog.

The class next door: Are they crazy?

A bunch of guys who have never seen the world, what's so weird about it?

"Sister Sheng, I love you, just like a mouse loves rice."

"Sister Sheng, I am willing to run into a big wall for you."

"Gold has a price, but my love for Sister Sheng is priceless!"

"Sister Sheng, I like you so much, can you be my girlfriend?"

The professor raised his glasses on his nose.

He didn't expect that he would directly set off a bomb, and it exploded with a bang.

"No, don't get excited. I won't leave for a while. Let's talk about the past after class. Now is... the time to answer questions." Gu Luosheng looked pious.

"I know you guys don't listen to the lectures, but we still have to put in some effort to appear worthy and not embarrass your professor." Gu Luosheng spoke his true feelings.

professor:……

"Ahh! We're so excited."

"Don't worry about it, Sister Sheng, we don't have to attend this class."

"Yes, yes, Sister Sheng is the most important."

"In my heart, Sister Sheng is number one! Nothing can compare to her."

"Sister Sheng, I have been chasing you since we were little."

Gu Luosheng's mouth twitched: "Well, I've only been popular for less than a few months."

"Sister Sheng, I think the costume drama you acted in is so good."

Gu Luosheng nodded: "I...have never filmed a costume drama."

"Sister Sheng, you..."

Everyone spoke excitedly.

Finally, the professor coughed and said, "Anyone who continues to shout will receive a zero for the semester."

When the students heard...

It was bustling and lively the last second, as if it was a vegetable market.

The next second it was as quiet as a chicken, just like primary school students in class.

Gu Luosheng:......

Just now I said that she is priceless and the most important.

It turns out that it’s not even worth those few credits.

Gu Luosheng coughed, great!

"Ahem, then... please let Mr. Gu continue to answer the next question." The professor coughed and finally chose Gu Luosheng.

Gu Luosheng blinked his eyes and said, "No problem. Now that I'm here, I'm a student. Professor, you have the final say."

Gu Bai narrowed his eyes and thought, why is his little sister here?

Not only did my little sister come...

Mom is here too.

At this time, Xia Zhiyun lowered her head, trying to reduce her presence as much as possible, but she didn't know... it was useless. Such a big person sitting there would be seen by everyone.

"Well, Mr. Gu, please tell me what can a person do if he leaves the space capsule and cannot return without a rope and wants to move forward?"

Gu Luosheng thought about it for a moment, then answered seriously: "You can fart."

Everyone: Ahahahahahahahaha.

As expected, she is Sister Sheng.

Everyone was laughing, and Gu Luosheng looked innocent and simple.

It's comparable to a simple college student.