Crazy! After the whole family eavesdropped on my thoughts, they opened their mouths close to my face
Chapter 341: Laughing at Sister Sheng for Not Exercising
Gu Luosheng smiled innocently: "You are really good at looking."
"It seems that my sister really doesn't like sports." Gu Luoxi said.
Emperor Yu recalled.
Among the characters he had arranged before, Gu Luoxi liked going to the gym very much, and as for Gu Luosheng... well, it’s hard to describe.
Therefore, Gu Luosheng may not be very good at the sport of basketball.
After appearing on this variety show, Di Yu has been suffering setbacks.
So this time... I must win it back.
What belongs to him must be taken back!
Thinking of this, Di Yu instantly became full of confidence.
"Let's form a group." Di Yu said.
"There should be one girl on each team. This will be fairer." Di Yu added.
Ye Nanchen had just finished his work at this moment and arrived just in time.
It can be considered a professional rescue.
Di Yu glanced at Gu Luoxi and said, "I'm in the same group with Teacher Xixi."
Gu Luoxi blinked her eyes with a look of joy, after all... someone chose her first.
Zheng Xincheng pondered for a moment and stood next to Gu Luoxi: "I'll be in the same group with Xixi."
After all... Zheng Xincheng also wants to win.
As the eldest son of a legitimate family, it would be bad for me to lose every time.
Gu Luoxi smiled and said, "Okay, I believe we can do it."
However, when she turned around and saw Ye Nanchen, Gu Luoxi felt a little lonely.
If possible...she would rather be in the same group with Ye Nanchen.
Gu Luosheng sighed: "Well, it seems that no one wants our trio, so we can only make do with this."
Ye Nanchen raised his eyebrows.
Is this what you call making do?
It is obviously the top configuration. As long as Shengsheng is here, it is the top configuration!
Wang Lang chuckled: "Although I am tall, I am not very good at basketball."
Gu Luosheng:......
"Don't eat lunch at noon. It's a bit of a waste."
"I can block the ball for you!" Wang Lang said firmly.
"Then can you stop Brother Qian and Brother Hell?" Gu Luosheng asked sincerely.
"Brother Chen can also block it, right? There are two of us here, so you don't have to worry, Sister Sheng." Wang Lang patted his chest with an expression that said, "We're on your shoulders, don't worry."
Gu Luosheng nodded: "I think... Brother Chen is not suitable for the job of stopping people."
"Why?" Wang Lang wondered.
He took a look at Ye Nanchen's height, which was a little taller than him.
How fitting.
Gu Luosheng said solemnly: "He is too handsome, more suitable to be a vase, can't do anything too exaggerated."
Wang Lang: ???
No...it turns out there is discrimination in this regard!
D!
distressed.
Ye Nanchen smiled: "Don't be sad, I know a plastic surgeon who can recommend him to you."
Wang Lang: ???
"Brother Chen, I just want to know where you got this done." Wang Lang was indignant and emotional.
Wang Lang has forgotten Ye Nanchen's identity, and even... dares to joke with Ye Nanchen.
Ye Nanchen sighed: "You can't fix someone like me. There is only one way, to rebuild myself."
Wang Lang: …
The sadness is so great.
By the way...do you really have to bring humiliation upon yourself?
Wang Lang really wanted to slap himself twice.
"Then... will the plastic surgeon get any discount if he recommends you?" Wang Lang actually did this.
Ye Nanchen nodded: "Mention my name and I'll give you a 20% discount."
Wang Lang: !!!!
That’s the benefit of knowing people!
——Don’t censor! I want to go too.
——Wang Lang, stop wasting resources and give me the spot.
——I’m so ugly, please be kind and stop arguing with me. I really want to know what I can look like after plastic surgery.
——By the way…which plastic surgeon is this?
——My family, don’t blame me for pouring cold water on you. You don’t have the money for the 20% discount that Young Master Ye mentioned. Just do the math, how much is 20% off 200 million? Is your empty wallet enough for it?
——Upstairs, you poured a basin of cold water on me, which really woke me up instantly.
——The difference between the rich and me, they have abalone and lobster, but I have to order a bowl of dumpling soup.
Everyone was discussing the issue of plastic surgery enthusiastically.
Gu Luosheng took a look and raised his eyebrows: "There are still many ugly people. Seeing that everyone is like this, I feel relieved."
Everyone:...
After everyone warmed up, the game began.
Basketball games require a relatively large venue, but fortunately the variety show is not too stingy in this regard.
One person per side.
The people on Di Yu's side are ready to go.
Already prepared.
Gu Luosheng's side... is in chaos...
"Knee pads, help me put them on." Gu Luosheng shouted at the top of his voice.
"Do I still need to wear a helmet?" Gu Luosheng suddenly reacted.
Ye Nanchen smiled helplessly: "We are playing basketball, not fencing. We don't need helmets. Wearing a helmet will make it inconvenient to move, and there will be blind spots, which will make it more likely for accidents to happen."
——Fuck! Including punctuation, Brother Shen said a total of 40 words, which is unprecedented.
——Brother Chen, aren’t you a man of few words? When did you become so talkative?
——I don’t believe that you two have a pure underground party relationship. I don’t think it is pure at all!
——Brother Chen, your eyes are so dull, you don’t care about anyone’s feelings at all, right?
——Okay, okay! I’ll kowtow to you first, I don’t care, I just think you two are good at kowtow.
"Oh, that's right." Gu Luosheng nodded in agreement.
"That basketball shouldn't be hard, right? It won't hurt if it hits your body, right?" Gu Luosheng was still a little worried.
"It's better than an egg." Ye Nanchen explained tirelessly: "The egg has a smaller force-bearing area, so it hurts when it hits you, but the basketball has a larger contact area."
Gu Luosheng raised his head and looked at Ye Nanchen: "Physics knowledge has entered my mind in a strange way. Brother Ye, you are a physics master, right?"
"I usually get full marks on physics exams."
Gu Luosheng:......
"Is that human language?" Wang Lang couldn't help but complain, "I got 20 points before."
"I don't like being compared to pigs." Ye Nanchen looked straight ahead and spoke seriously.
Wang Lang said, "Fuck."
"I... am also bad at physics, and I think it's about the same level." Gu Luosheng said slowly.
"Pretty girls are usually average in science." In a flash, Ye Nanchen changed his words.
Wang Lang: ???
“Brother Chen, you treat me differently.” Wang Lang said angrily.
Ye Nanchen raised his eyebrows: "You are stupid, reflect on yourself."
Gu Luosheng was overjoyed: "Brother Lang, don't cry, you are not useless, at least..."
Gu Luosheng paused and continued: "You are tall!"
Wang Lang: It’s better not to say anything.
The people on the other side kept looking at Gu Luosheng and the others in panic.
In an instant, Di Yu became more confident.
"How about I go over to your side and let someone else come over?" Di Yu said, "I'm afraid Gu Luosheng will cry if he loses so badly."
Di Yu had an expression on his face that said, "I'm kind too."
Zheng Xincheng put his hands in his pockets and said, "Hey, it's my strong point again. I'm so sorry. I'm worried that everyone will say that I'm bullying the newbies. How about... I should restrain myself a little bit?"
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