The Great Wei Music Bureau

Last time, we talked about how Li Yi scared away Monk Jiyun who begged for mercy again and took care of Shiyu for a day. Do you think Monk Jiyun would give up? Let’s continue reading.

At night, Shi Yu rested her head on Li Yi's legs, stroking Li Yi's arms, and said softly, "Li Lang, I'm afraid I can't serve you tonight. If Li Lang still wants it, it's better to let Yue'er and Xing'er serve Li Lang. The two of them have been following me all the time, and I feel relieved to have them serve me."

Li Yi touched Shiyu's pretty face and said with a smile: "Are you going to test me again? No need? I really indulged myself too much last night. It was all because of that damn bald donkey that I got angry..."

Before Li Yi finished speaking, the familiar sound of chanting sutras rang in his ears again. Li Yi put Shiyu back on the bed and walked out of the room in a rage. Shiyu shouted, "Li Lang, but that monk is here again? Do you want me to ask Sister Yan'er for help?"

Li Yi's voice came from outside the door, "No need, this time, I will make sure he never comes back!"

Li Yi came to Xingyue's room and said, "Yue'er and Xing'er, do you two dare to come with me to teach that bald donkey a lesson?"

"What? That stinky monk is here again?"

"Then we can't let him go this time!"

So Li Yi took Xingyue and rowed towards the center of the lake in a black-sailed boat. Li Yi told the boatman to row faster and directly hit the boat where Jiyun was. The boatman did not hesitate and rowed the boat quickly.

Li Yi asked Xingyue to hide in the tent first, while he stood at the bow of the boat.

At the moment of collision, Jiyun pressed down with one hand, and the wupeng boat could no longer move forward.

Li Yi cursed: "You little bald donkey! How dare you come here!"

"Amitabha, Mr. Li, I was just fooled by you. I will definitely not be fooled by you this time..."

Before he could finish his words, Li Yi made a gesture to Xingyue and the two silly girls, who jumped out from the tent, put on murderous expressions and jumped onto the boat where Jiyun was standing.

Jiyun was shocked! He thought: Amitabha, why did he bring people with him? Li Yi would not let these two female donors take off their clothes! What should I do? Don’t look at them! Don’t look at them! Otherwise, I should stay out of the spotlight tonight. Thinking of this, Jiyun jumped onto the shore and ran away at a speed that could be said to be far ahead of others...

Back in Shiyu's room, Shiyu was surprised and asked, "You're back so soon? What happened?"

Yue Er patted her chest and said, "That stinky monk has absolutely no skills. As soon as Xing Er and I showed our skills, he jumped onto the shore and ran away!"

Xing'er smiled and said, "That's right. If he dares to come again next time, there will be no need for Master Li to accompany him. Yue'er and I can go down and handle it!" The two of them looked very proud.

Li Yi pinched his brows. Shi Yu knew that this monk Jiyun gave Li Yi a headache, but she had no good solution, so she could only comfort him: "Li Lang, if this is the case, why not let Yue'er and Xing'er go to the lake to guard it?"

Li Yi smiled and said, "No, I have to find a way to completely solve this problem, otherwise I'm afraid I won't have a good life in the future!"

He walked to the bed, stroked Shiyu's pretty face, and said, "I'm tired today, too. Why don't you rest early?"

Hearing this, Shiyu blushed and lowered her head, and Xingyue bowed and said goodbye.

"Yue'er and Xing'er!" Shiyu suddenly called out to the two of them. Xingyue turned around and waited for the young lady's instructions. Shiyu whispered, "Yue'er and Xing'er, you two can serve Li Lang for me tonight. I am not feeling well. You two can go to the elegant room..."

Before she could finish her words, Xingyue and the others knelt on the ground and cried, "Miss, please let us go!"

"Miss, we don't want to serve Master Li, nor do we dare to serve Master Li!"

Li Yi looked very embarrassed!

The two girls were frightened by the injuries on Shiyu's body and were afraid that he would do the same thing to them.

Shiyu said with some embarrassment: "Or, how about finding a sister?" Li Yi made a gesture to Xingyue, asking them to hurry up. The two of them hurried back to their room as if they had been pardoned.

Li Yi said to Shi Yu, "I am tired too. I won't do anything tonight and will just go to sleep. This is called plain sleep."

"Su Shui?" Shi Yu smiled knowingly and said, "Li Lang's choice of words is really very appropriate."

So, they turned off the lights and lay down on the bed. Shiyu said, "Li Lang, what should I do if I can't sleep?"

Li Yi smiled and said, "Why? Don't you want to sleep plainly again?"

Shiyu wrapped the quilt tighter and said, "No, no, I still need to sleep! It's just that I went to bed a little early tonight and couldn't fall asleep for a while."

Li Yi put his hand into Shiyu's quilt, and Shiyu was so scared that she kept hiding.

Li Yi smiled and said, "Okay, the night is long and I can't sleep. It turns out that you can't sleep either, girl. How about..."

"No need, Li Lang, no need, I can sleep!"

Li Yi explained: "Don't be afraid, Susuke! I just want to tell you a bedtime story."

Shi Yu was relieved when she heard this, and she came close to Li Yi and said in a sweet voice: "That's great, Li Lang, you are not allowed to tell those stories about ghosts and gods. I am scared and can't sleep even more!"

Li Yi held Shiyu in his arms (they didn't cover themselves with the same quilt, each covering their own) and said gently: "Have you heard the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl?" Shiyu rubbed her head in Li Yi's arms. She had never heard of it before.

Li Yi thought: Oh, the most troublesome thing in the past was to coax my girlfriend to sleep, but now it’s much easier. She doesn’t know anything and it’s easy to coax her!

Then Li Yi told the story of the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl, and then the story of the Seven Fairies and Dong Yong, and then the story of Snow White, and then the story of Cinderella, and finally coaxed Shiyu to sleep.

Looking at Shiyu's sleeping smiling face through the faint moonlight, Li Yi was extremely happy and wanted to give her a kiss. However, he was afraid of waking up Shiyu and causing her to continue telling stories, so he had to give up.

Gently pulling back his arm, he placed Shiyu's little head on the pillow, and lying on the bed looking at the dark roof, Li Yi was thinking about how to get rid of the entanglement of the two bald men, old and young, and how to learn the Vajra Divine Skill. The more he thought about it, the more headache he had, and the more he thought about it, the more energetic he became...

The sun was not yet up in the east, and the moon was setting in the west. Li Yi got up quietly, lit a candle, and wrote quickly on the desk. After a while, he packed a letter and put it on Shiyu's dressing table. He took out another piece of paper and wrote a few words on it, put it on the letter, then put on his clothes and went out.

Li Yi sailed to the center of the lake, waiting for Ji Yun's arrival. As expected, Li Yi didn't have to wait long before Ji Yun came riding on a light boat, breaking through the waves.

Li Yi asked: "Where did you get this boat?"

"I borrowed it from you."

"Have you greeted the owner of the boat? Did he lend it to you?"

"Well, this boat has no owner. I saw it parked on the shore for many days without anyone using it. And, benefactor, you see, this boat is in tatters and must have been abandoned by someone. I will borrow it and return it to its original place after each use."

"Jiyun, you broke the precepts! You broke the precept of stealing!"

"Amitabha, I am just borrowing it and will return it after use. How can it be considered stealing?"

"Then let me ask you, if I took your money without your consent and went to a brothel to drink and have fun, and then returned it to you the next day, would that be considered stealing?" Jiyun certainly understood what Li Yi meant, but he didn't know how to answer.

Li Yi said with disdain: "It seems that in your Xishan Temple, what is the name of the position in your temple that manages monks who break the precepts? Vinaya, Temple Supervisor, Inspection or Monk Supervisor?" "Amitabha, this temple only has the abbot, temple supervisor and monk supervisor. The one Mr. Li mentioned should be the monk supervisor."

"Oh, then it seems that the monks on duty at your Xishan Temple can't control you at all!"

Jiyun said, "The monk on duty in this temple is my senior brother Jiming."

"Oh, it seems that you are not under his jurisdiction, but only under the jurisdiction of the abbot and the temple supervisor. If that's the case, your Xishan Temple is probably rotten to the core! Let me be the abbot and fix up Xishan Temple!"

Jiyun looked at Li Yi in confusion, and the latter smiled and said, "Come on, take me to your temple. I want to teach you monks who don't know the rules a lesson!"

"Master Li, are you willing to convert to Buddhism?"

"I'd like your sister to!"

"My sister? I don't have a sister!"

Li Yi rolled his eyes at him and said, "Stop talking nonsense, let's go! Let's go to Xishan Temple!"

Jiyun stepped lightly and jumped onto Li Yi's black-sailed boat, which drifted to the distant shore by itself. Jiyun didn't know what method he used, but the black-sailed boat actually went upstream at a very fast speed, and soon arrived at the foot of Shangxi Mountain.

The two men got off the boat and climbed the mountain. Li Yi sang as he climbed the mountain:

"The young monk went down the mountain to beg for food. The old monk told him that the women down the mountain were tigers and he must avoid them if he saw them. He walked through village after village, feeling quite relaxed. Why didn't the tigers eat people? They looked quite cute...

The old monk quietly told his apprentice that this kind of tiger is the most powerful. The young monk was so scared that he ran away quickly. Master, ah! ah! ah! Bad! Bad! Bad! The tiger has entered my heart, my heart! "

The song "Women Are Tigers" made Ji Yun blush. He thought that he was in trouble because Li Yi had caught him with two unclear handles: one was that he had looked at the body of a girl in a brothel in an indecent manner; the other was that he had used a boat belonging to an unknown person for unknown reasons.

Li Yi saw that his face was red and he sang more happily. Ji Yun couldn't stand it anymore and said, "Donor Li, you are a scholar. This mountain road is difficult to walk on. Why don't I carry you up the mountain on my back?"

Li Yi knew the little bald donkey's wishful thinking, selling him a good thing so that he would shut up and stop singing, wishful thinking! Little bald donkey, why didn't you think of these when you provoked me? Now you want to show your courtesy, don't dream!

So Li Yi said, "It's okay. I'm still in good health. This little mountain road is nothing."

Jiyun said: "It's just that this is a bit slow. If I carry you up the mountain, it will be faster. Maybe we can catch up with the morning class."

"Morning class?"

"Yes, every morning the master has to preach the sutras to all the monks in the temple."

"With your master's level, you still want to preach? Hmm? Are all the monks in the temple here?"

Li Yi came up with an idea and said, "Okay, you carry me up the mountain. We must catch up with the morning class!" In a flash, Jiyun carried Li Yi on his back and leaped through the mountains and forests as if walking on flat ground. In a moment, they saw the outer wall of the temple.

Li Yi slapped Ji Yun's bald head fiercely and cursed: "You little bald donkey, do you really want to kill me? And you ran so fast on purpose! Put me down now!"

Jiyun put Li Yi down and said, "Donor Li, you have wronged me."

Li Yi stretched his muscles, looked at the clean outer wall and asked, "Jiyun, why is there no ivy on the outer wall of your temple?"

"Oh, Master said those vines are likely to attract mosquitoes, so he asked us to remove them when we cleaned."

"Oh, Zhengyuan likes cleanliness?"

"You could say that."

Li Yi smiled and said, "Okay! I'm just worried that he doesn't like cleanliness. Let's go to morning class!" After that, he started walking towards the temple.

When they arrived at the main hall, there were more than a hundred monks sitting on cushions. Right under the Buddha statue, Zhengyuan was giving a lecture. When he saw Jiyun leading Li Yi back, he smiled and said, "Jiyun, you have convinced Mr. Li to convert to Buddhism in just two days?"

Jiyun shook his head and said, "Donor Li asked me to bring him back, but he did not sincerely convert to Buddhism."

Master Zhengyuan asked Li Yi, "Donor Li, why are you visiting my Xishan Temple this time?"

Li Yi smiled and said, "You want to convert me into Buddhism? Right?"

Zhengyuan nodded and said, "You have a predestined relationship with my Buddha and have a very high level of enlightenment. It would be a pity if you don't become my Buddhist disciple."