The Great Wei Music Bureau

Last time we talked about how Yu Qi and the others heard Li Yi say that a warrior has the ability to fight until dawn, and they both had the idea of ​​learning martial arts, so they went back home to inquire about it. This time let us see what the results of the investigation were.

Nangong Qi returned home and found his father Nangong Ting, saying that he wanted to learn martial arts. His father was overjoyed at first, but then he started to scold him and asked him what he had been doing. Nangong Qi said that he was young and ignorant and didn't want to endure hardships, but now he has figured it out, so he wants to learn martial arts. So he asked his father if there is a method suitable for him that can quickly break through the realm. Nangong Ting's answer is no!

Nangong Qi suddenly became depressed. Nangong Ting looked at his son and said, "You don't have to be so discouraged. Although there are no shortcuts in the martial arts, martial arts may not be the only way to practice!"

Nangong Qi became interested after hearing this and asked, "Father, do you have any other way to help me quickly reach the Bronze Skin and Iron Bones Realm?" Nangong Ting laughed and scolded, "You rascal, I've already told you that you can't go far on the path of martial arts, and you're still talking about the Bronze Skin and Iron Bones Realm! What I'm saying is that if you can't follow the path of martial arts, you can still take other paths!"

"Which way?" Nangong Ting said with a smile: "Taoism! It's not too late for you to practice Taoism now. If I send you to Tianzong to practice, after ten years of hard work, you should still have a chance to reach the fifth level!"

"Ah? Ten years of hard practice?" "Nonsense, there is no way of practicing in this world that does not involve suffering and pain!" "Isn't that Confucianism and Taoism?"

"Nonsense! To practice Confucianism and Taoism, one must study hard to gain insights. Although Confucianism and Taoism are the most labor-saving of all the cultivation methods, it is also because of this that low-level Confucianists have no combat power! Only when one reaches the fifth level of Confucianism and Taoism and establishes a state of mind, can one begin to develop combat power. Before that, one is not much different from an ordinary person, and is no better than a martial artist who has practiced martial arts for a few years but has not yet entered the realm of martial arts!"

"Ah? Father, Confucianism and Taoism are so useless? Then why did you let me join Confucianism and Taoism?"

Nangong Ting almost fainted after hearing this and cursed: "How dare you say that! If you hadn't complained all the time and refused to learn martial arts, I would have sent you to learn Confucianism! Now you are blaming me! Wait and see how I beat you today!" Then it was a happy time of fatherly love...

Let's cut to the Dugu family. Dugu Yu returned home and first went to find a martial arts master to ask if there was a technique suitable for him to practice now, which could quickly break through to the sixth level. Of course, there was none! He then went to ask his good elders, but also returned in vain. Finally, he had no choice but to go to his brother Dugu Long.

Dugu Long is 25 years old this year, and has reached the peak of the fourth level of martial arts, Ming Yi realm. Ming means breaking the formation. The greatest role he can play in the military formation is to injure a large number of people with one strike, and he is most suitable as a vanguard in the charge. It is for this reason that Dugu Long is regarded as the best general in Wei by Tao Zhongwen, a layman of water virtue.

When Dugu Yu found Dugu Long, Dugu Long was practicing martial arts, dancing with a dragon-tooth spear with great success. Dugu Yu was watching from the side. Half an hour later, Dugu Long finished his practice, walked towards his brother, and said with a smile: "Why didn't you go to the brothel today? You came to my place?" Dugu Yu asked seriously: "Brother, I have something to ask you, you must tell me the truth!"

Seeing his brother's serious expression, he asked solemnly, "But what kind of trouble did you encounter? Who did you have a conflict with in the brothel? Yuwen Zhong? Don't worry, I'm here, and I won't let anyone bully you!" Dugu Yu shook his head and said, "No, brother, what I want to ask is, after a warrior reaches the sixth level of bronze skin and iron bones, can he fight in bed until dawn!"

Dugu Long almost vomited blood when he heard this! Who would have thought that his brother would actually ask this question seriously! He said with embarrassment: "Why are you asking this?"

Dugu Yu still said very seriously: "Brother, if you are not comfortable telling me, I will go ask my sister-in-law." After saying that, he turned around and was about to leave, but Dugu Long pulled him back with a dragon claw hand and pressed him down on the seat, scolding: "What's wrong with you kid? How dare you go to your sister-in-law to make trouble! Believe it or not, I will teach you a lesson on behalf of my father and make sure you will never go to a brothel again in your life!"

Dugu Yu said calmly, "If big brother doesn't want to tell the truth, then there are only two options. One is to kill me, and the other is for me to ask my sister-in-law!"

"You!" Dugu Long raised his hand to hit him, but Dugu Yu was so righteous that he did not dodge at all. The slap stopped when it was about to hit Dugu Yu's face. An amazing gust of wind from the palm messed up Dugu Yu's hair.

Dugu Long sighed and said, "Alas, I really don't know what medicine Mom took when she was pregnant with you. She actually gave birth to a guy like you who is so annoying that he can't even bear the consequences. No wonder Mom is always scolded by Dad because of you!"

Dugu Yu was unmoved, "Brother, don't talk about him, just tell me whether it is right or wrong!"

Dugu Long was also helpless, having such a rogue brother. Looking at Dugu Yu's sincere eyes, he said, "What do you want to ask?"

Dugu Yu stood up, tied his hair up again, straightened his clothes, bowed and said, "Please, big brother, tell me first whether it is true or not!" Dugu Long nodded and said, "The sixth level of martial arts can indeed achieve what you said by condensing qi and blood. Why are you asking this?"

Dugu Yu knelt down and kowtowed upon hearing this, saying, "Brother, please teach me martial arts. I want to practice martial arts to the sixth level!"

Dugu Long's fists creaked. He looked at Dugu Yu kneeling on the ground in front of him, stomped his foot on the ground, and shook Dugu Yu up. Then he swung his palm out of thin air, and the strong palm wind blew Dugu Yu away and smashed him heavily against the wall! This was not over yet. Before the palm wind stopped, Dugu Yu was pressed against the wall, unable to move. He felt like he was hit against the wall by a waterfall.

Dugu Long used only 80% of his strength. One more point would have caused internal injuries to his brother. Dugu Long took a deep breath and the palm wind stopped. Dugu Yu fell to the ground, holding his chest and cursing: "If you don't want to teach me, then don't teach me! Why did you hit me! I will definitely complain to my mother about this!"

Dugu Long said: "I am not hitting you because I don't want to teach you, but because of your reason for learning martial arts. You think about women all day long, and you will die in a woman's belly sooner or later!"

"I am willing to die in a woman's belly. As the saying goes, dying under a peony flower makes you a romantic ghost!" Dugu Long raised his hand and was about to hit again.

Dugu Yu begged for mercy quickly: "Brother, brother, I was wrong, I won't disturb you anymore! I'll leave now! I'll go ask other masters!" Then he ran away. Dugu Long appeared in front of Dugu Yu in a flash, stretched out a finger, and Dugu Yu flew backwards, falling on his butt.

Dugu Yu did not get up this time. He rubbed his butt on the ground and cursed: "If I had known I would be beaten like this, I would not have come to ask you! Damn Li Yi, when I see him, I will definitely give him back all the beatings I received today!"

Dugu Long walked forward slowly and stretched out his hand. Dugu Yu thought he was going to be beaten again, so he quickly covered his head and shrank back, but after waiting for a long time, there was no movement. He looked up and saw that his elder brother was just trying to reach out and help him up.

So he also reached out his hand and stood up with the help of Dugu Long. Dugu Long brushed the dust off his body and sighed: "Are you regretting it now? If you had known that practicing martial arts would be so effective, you would have practiced hard a long time ago?"

Dugu Yu smiled and said, "It doesn't matter if you study hard and practice hard, as long as you can practice to the sixth level, it will be fine, hehe." Dugu Long raised his hand to slap him again, Dugu Yu quickly dodged and said, "If you dare to hit me again, I will really complain to my mother!" Dugu Long put down his hand and scolded, "You are in your twenties, why are you still complaining to your mother when you encounter difficulties like a child! Don't you know shame? I haven't asked my parents for help since I was ten years old! What about you!"

Dugu Yu suddenly remembered Ruyun's words and said with a smile, "Really? Big brother, I heard that when you were a child, you were pressed on a stool and spanked by Liu Ruyun, who was famous in Beijing at that time, because you stole the questions. If father hadn't stepped in, you would have been beaten to death."

Dugu Long blushed and said angrily: "How did you know this? Daddy can't tell you this! Tell me now!" Dugu Yu smiled and said: "Brother, as long as you teach me martial arts, I can tell you everything!"

Dugu Long said coldly: "It's not that I don't want to teach you. Even if the Martial Saint teaches you personally, you can't reach the sixth rank!" Dugu Yu was shocked when he heard it: "Why? Is it because of losing your virginity?"

Dugu Long nodded and said, "Why do we have to start practicing martial arts from a young age? What we are practicing is just a boy's skill! Practicing every morning and evening and keeping your body healthy and your energy full can achieve the best results. For someone like you who loses his virginity before reaching the seventh level of spiritual practice, the seventh level of spiritual practice is the end of martial arts."

Dugu Yu asked unwillingly: "Brother, is there no way to remedy this? Or some other shortcuts like secret techniques?" "Humph! Practicing martial arts requires steady progress, and the most taboo thing is shortcuts! Thinking about cheating all day long, you have no knowledge or skills!" Dugu Long lectured him a few more times, and left, leaving Dugu Yu alone and heartbroken...

The next day, Li Yi was still with Shiyu during the day. Li Yi told Shiyu a story about the palace fighting drama "The Legend of Zhen Huan". Due to the proper choice of material, not only Shiyu was listening attentively, but even Yue'er and Xing'er, who were serving beside her, kept their ears perked up.

Li Yi saw the two's little movements and smiled, "Come on, come on, you two sit here and listen together." Yue'er shook her head and said, "No, no, we'll just stand aside." Xing'er: "Yes, we'll stand and listen, as long as Master Li can be a little louder."

Li Yi chuckled, lifted his legs and put them on the stool, waved his hands and said: "My legs are tired from sitting, you two come over and give me a massage! One of you massages my legs, the other one rubs my shoulders!" When the two heard this, their eyes sparkled with stars, and they happily responded: "Yes!" Then they flew over like little bees. Shi Yu smiled and said: "Li Lang, I didn't expect you to care about these two girls. Why don't you let them help Li Lang take a bath tonight? It's a good time for me to take a break. I'm going to get swollen from soaking in the bathtub with you."

Shiyu's words sounded like she was unwilling to help Li Yi take a bath, but in fact, she was testing him, testing whether Li Yi had other ideas, and also seeing if the two girls had other thoughts. Most people couldn't tell what was going on, but the two girls had been with Shiyu for many years, so they naturally knew that Shiyu was deep-minded and jealous. They were so scared that their faces turned pale, and they were really worried that if Li Yi agreed, they would be in a dilemma!

Li Yi didn't know what was going on. After listening to Shi Yu's words, he glanced at Yue'er and Xing'er and thought: Oh? Are we going to play a multiplayer game? That must be fun! However, now that I don't have the golden gun and the unparalleled women, I can't have fun even if I play! Alas! What a pity! You should have some self-knowledge! So he shook his head and smiled, "What? You don't want to bathe with me anymore? Do you want them to take your place in punishment?"

Shiyu lowered her head and said coquettishly: "Li Lang! What are you talking about! What kind of punishment are you taking? Hate it!" Oh! So shy! So embarrassed! Shiyu's expression made Li Yi feel itchy. Li Yi stretched out his hand to lift Shiyu's chin and gave her a French kiss! If you don't understand this knowledge point, go to Baidu yourself, I won't explain it.

After taking a bite, Shiyu felt her whole body numb, soft and trembling. When Li Yi stopped eating, she covered her mouth with one hand, pinched Li Yi's leg with the other hand, and cursed: "You are so bad! You want to eat other people's rouge in broad daylight!" The pain from the leg made Li Yi come to his senses from the itch in his heart, and he put on a grinning expression.

When Shiyu saw this, she thought she had hit her lover too hard and hurt him, so she quickly reached out to rub him and lifted up his trouser leg to see if there was any redness or swelling. However, everything was normal. Then she looked at Li Yi with a wicked smile on his face and punched him directly in the stomach with her little fist, making Li Yi scream in pain. This time she hit the vital spot, but Shiyu showed no mercy.

Li Yi said, "You are trying to murder your husband! If he is really injured, you will be a widow!" Shi Yu said seriously, "It's better to be injured. I don't want anything from him anyway! It's better to make him unable to work in the future, so that you don't have to harm other women!" This time Li Yi heard the key point and asked, "If you don't want him, then what do you want from me?"