Zhu Chao accompanied me to watch short videos

reality.

After Luo Li finished watching the video, the Zhang Buliang Malatang she ordered was ready.

She carefully brought it to her seat, ate it with relish, and continued watching videos.

[White Elephant's "blackening" journey. The one-dollar aircraft carrier has been included in the permanent membership for six times, and the master of reversal]

[As we all know, there has always been a mysterious "big country" in the ancient East. They have a terrifying population, a physique that is immune to all poisons, and even a terrifying ability to withstand pressure. Yes, this country is the White Elephant. ]

——"It is indeed immune to all poisons. After following Liu Yong, I found that the White Elephant Man is really damn resistant."

——"It can withstand pressure, too. A van can hold more than 30 people. Can you believe it?"

——"Shh, keep your voice down, believe it or not, Third Brother will find a group of breadwinners to beat you up!"

——"Oh my god, I thought it was the white elephant that makes instant noodles."

[In the 1990s, the aircraft carrier INS Vikrant, which was bought by the White Elephant, is about to end its service. This is absolutely unacceptable to the White Elephant, which has always been eager to pretend to be a great power and maintain its appearance.]

[It stands to reason that a high-quality customer like White Elephant could have purchased an aircraft carrier internationally, after all, it had bought the first two. But at the time, it had just committed a crime, violating the principle of nuclear non-proliferation, and detonated a mushroom bomb.]

[So it offended a lot of big countries at the time, and many countries didn’t want to deal with it for a while because of political correctness issues.]

[Just when the white elephant was extremely distressed about this, his good friend from the north, the big brother Mao Xiong, said to him, "My good brother, I have a 1% new aircraft carrier that a female college student used for her own use. I don't want you to pay for it. Just give me dollar coin as a token of my appreciation. I will just consider it as making friends with you."]

——"Just a reminder to everyone, anyone on Xianyu who says that a female college student's handmade work is 90% new is a liar. Don't be fooled, and don't ask me how I know. If I tell you too much, I will just cry!"

——"Hey, that's how I sold my eight-handed laptop. I got some extra money and bought a new computer to play Black Myth Wukong."

One knife coin?

Although people in ancient times did not know what a knife coin was, they could understand that one knife coin must not be much.

So everyone is a little confused, has this Russian bear lost his mind?

That's an aircraft carrier! It's definitely a national treasure.

Tang Dynasty.

Yuchi Jingde asked doubtfully, "Did this bear take the wrong medicine? What's the difference between this price and giving it away for free?"

"Oh, free things are the most expensive. Look down. Such a big country can't be really stupid." Wei Zheng sneered and said lightly.

[Here I will first talk about Mao Xiong's situation at that time. Because the big Mao Xiong collapsed in the early 1990s, Mao Xiong's economic situation was much worse than before, which resulted in him being unable to afford to support his big baby. ]

[Also, the boiler of the aircraft carrier was broken at the time, but most of the talents in this field had gone to Wu, so no one knew how to repair it. They had no choice but to sell it.]

[White Elephant didn’t know much about these situations, but after all, it only cost 1 dollar, so he couldn’t afford to lose or be cheated. So despite his doubts, he still paid the full amount without hesitation.]

——"White Elephant: I am rich and powerful, and I have the financial resources to pay the full amount. There is no need to pay in installments. I must pay the full amount!"

——"I also have the strength of Yidaobi. It seems that my financial resources are about the same as those of a white elephant."

[However, just when White Elephant paid the money and was about to drive away his big baby, Mao Xiong said to White Elephant: "You also know that the boiler of this aircraft carrier is broken, and the power system is also broken, so it is impossible to drive it away. Find a tugboat to tow it back and repair it yourself."]

[The white elephant was dumbfounded after hearing this. They could drag it back, but they didn't know how to repair it. Wouldn't it just be a pile of scrap metal? So they could only ask the bear to help them repair it.]

[The Mao Xiong knew that the White Elephant had taken the bait, so he proposed his own conditions. He could repair it, but you had to pay for it. Nine hundred million Dao coins for the repairs, isn't that too much?]

[When Bai Xiang heard this, he thought that this was equivalent to spending 900 million to buy an aircraft carrier. However, this price was indeed not expensive, so he nodded and agreed.]

Tang Dynasty.

"Sure, Old Wei. You really got it right." Yuchi Jingde said to Wei Zheng.

Hearing this name, Wei Zheng's face suddenly turned dark. He turned his face away and snorted coldly, no longer paying any attention to this idiot.

Li Shimin, on the other hand, was laughing and said, "Keep watching. I guess this is not the end yet."

The video continues to play.

【The Russian bear saw that the white elephant paid so readily, knowing that they still had money in their pockets, so they started to deceive him again: "Brother, look at this aircraft carrier without carrier-based aircraft, it's like the Ganges without X, it's so abrupt, how about buying a few of our carrier-based aircraft?"

[“The price is not expensive, one machine only costs 1999.99 million dollar coins, less than 15 million. The whole package only costs a little over billion, which is still a fair price.”]

[The White Elephant was a little hesitant when he heard this. After all, their annual defense budget was only 120 billion dollars at that time. But then the Russian Bear started to deceive him again: "Brother, I am really doing this for your own good. Look at the handsome rabbit next door. They change every day. Wouldn't it be reassuring to buy some weapons?"]

[When the white elephant heard this, he immediately remembered the time when he was beaten up by the rabbit, and immediately swung his big nose and said, "Buy!"]

In ancient times, people burst into laughter when they heard this.

The rabbit should refer to future generations, right? Then will future generations become the driving force behind the transaction between the two countries?

It seems that this white elephant has a bad relationship with future generations, so it is not a good thing either!

The ancients had very simple ideas. If other countries had bad relations with their descendants, that must be the problem of other countries. There couldn’t be any problem with our children!

Just like what Brother Biao said: "Just get along well with me. If you don't, look for the reasons in yourself."

[After the White Elephant decided to purchase carrier-based aircraft, it quickly signed a contract with the Russian Bear, and the two parties agreed to deliver the aircraft four years later, that is, in 2008.]

[However, as mentioned earlier, the Russians did not have any technicians who could perform repairs at the time, and they agreed to do this just to practice with the money from the White Elephant.]

[Since it was just a practice, they had to take their time, so the Russians didn't catch up at all and spent four years slowly. As the delivery date was approaching, the aircraft carrier they were repairing hadn't even been put into the water.]

[At this time, White Elephant could no longer sit still and started to call to urge the order. However, Bear replied aggrievedly: "Raw materials and labor costs have increased now. It's good to have this progress."]

[“If you still want this aircraft carrier, give me a little more money. If not, we will return the 1 dollar coin I used to buy the aircraft carrier to you, and we’ll be even.”]

——"Hahahaha, we're clear now."

——"Who says that all Russians are reckless? They have had this tricky plan from the beginning."

[At this point, the white elephant is in a dilemma, because they not only bought carrier-based aircraft but also several frigates for this aircraft carrier. If they don’t get the aircraft carrier, all the money would be wasted.]

[There is no way to deal with it. The sunk cost is too high. White Elephant can only continue to pay, and gradually added another 14 billion knife coins for maintenance costs. ]

【Then Mao Xiong happily spent other people's money to improve his own technology. 】

[In 2012, the aircraft carrier was finally repaired, but during the first water test, in order to show the white elephant that its money had not been wasted in the past few years, the Russian bear pushed the performance to the maximum. As a result, seven of the eight boilers exploded, leaving the leaders of the two countries dumbfounded.]

[Because it is still under warranty, under the strong condemnation of the White Elephant, the Russian Bear promised that he would definitely repair the aircraft carrier, but it is still the same as before - it costs extra! ]

[White Elephant had no choice but to pay another 2 million Dao coins. In this way, White Elephant spent more than 9 billion Dao coins for this second-hand "2013% new" aircraft carrier. Finally, at the end of , the aircraft carrier was brought home.]

[But they were not happy at all, because the money they spent was enough to buy a brand new aircraft carrier. ]

——"Hahahaha, Bai Xiang downloaded the Asian Anti-Fraud App overnight after returning home."

——"It's useless. Russia is a European country."

——"Economics says that you can earn money from selling something without earning anything."

——"My third brother tricked me into becoming a clear-eyed college student."

——"I suddenly remembered the news I saw before. A guy spent 7,000 yuan to buy a second-hand Xiali, but ended up spending 50,000 yuan to repair the car."

Tang Dynasty.

The members of the Tang Dynasty group laughed so hard that they slapped their thighs.

I have to say that this trick of the Russian bear is really brilliant. It's like tying a carrot in front of the donkey. The carrot is dangling in front of the donkey, but it just can't eat it.

When it is able to eat, it will help its owner finish grinding the mill.

"Hahaha, this white elephant is so pitiful. Judging from the progress of the video, it seems that its journey of being cheated is not over yet." Yuchi Jingde said with interest.

"Judging from the title, it should have cheated other people later, but I don't know who it cheated." Changsun Wuji also became curious.

"Most likely not our descendants. Our Chinese technology may have lagged behind, but our wisdom will never be interrupted." Li Shimin said with certainty.

……

tomorrow.

After laughing, Zhu Zhanji looked at Zhu Di in confusion.

"Grandpa, shouldn't you kill the donkey after it's done its job? Why give the aircraft carrier to the white elephant?"

When Zhu Gaochi, who was standing by, heard his son's dangerous idea, his eyelids twitched involuntarily. Just as he was about to speak, he heard Zhu Di's low voice.

"If it were our Ming Dynasty, there would be no problem doing this, but this is in the future, with many countries coexisting, so credit is particularly important."

"Although what the Russian bear did seems excessive, it is still within the rules. But if he doesn't even give us an aircraft carrier in the end, that would be breaking the rules. Who would dare to buy things from him in the future? It's not worth losing the big for the small."

Zhu Zhanji nodded thoughtfully, and then continued to ask: "If it is our Ming Dynasty, then there will be no problem, after all, we have the biggest fist."

Hearing this, Zhu Di patted Zhu Zhanji on the shoulder, smiled with relief, and did not reply.

At this time, the sky screen turned and continued to play.

[The White Elephant’s road to being cheated is not over yet, because he not only bought an aircraft carrier from Russia, but also bought a lot of weapons and equipment from Russia and other five permanent members of the UN Security Council, but he was also cheated badly. What happened? ]

[As we all know, there are 233 countries and regions in the world, including some with strong military power and some with developed economies.]

【However, there are only five permanent members. Faced with the power held by the five permanent members, many countries covet their status. However, if you want to become one of the five permanent members, or become the so-called "sixth permanent member", there are only two ways to go. 】

[Either peacefully join, but this requires the unanimous consent of the five permanent members. As long as one country exercises a veto, it cannot join the five permanent members. ]

[Or you can join by force, attack the Wuchang dungeon, and after clearing the dungeon, you will naturally be able to join the new Wuchang. ]

[But no matter which way you go, it's not easy. You don't have to consider the use of force. Even the strength of the lower two people should not be underestimated.]

[So the only reliable way is to join peacefully, and White Elephant is the most active in applying to become the sixth permanent member. ]