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【Come on, beautiful lady. 】

On the stage, the man in purple waved to Luo Li.

"Me?" Luo Li looked around with a hint of uncertainty.

[That’s right, stop looking, it’s you! ]

Luo Li handed the phone to Li Man and strode onto the stage.

She didn't raise her hand originally. It was a young lady next to her who raised her hand. But it didn't matter. It was a good opportunity for her to show off her damn talent.

[Oh, the young lady is walking like a dragon and a tiger, very imposing.] The man in red teased.

The ancients were silent at the same time.

They felt ashamed to see their own daughters going on the big stage.

Luo Li walked onto the stage and stood confidently between the two men.

[The beauty is very confident. What is her profession? ] The man in purple was the first to speak.

[College student. 】

[Okay, then I will ask a few questions that have nothing to do with university.]

Luo Li: “…”

[Excuse me, what is the next line of "When will we cut the candle in the west window together and talk about the night rain in Bashan"? 】

Next sentence?

Luo Li, who was full of confidence just now, was stunned.

After thinking for a long time, I still couldn't remember it, so I could only honestly say "I don't know."

[It’s right not to know, because there is no next sentence.] The purple-clothed man saw that his plan had succeeded and smiled triumphantly.

[Then what is the next sentence of "Wildfires cannot be extinguished, spring breezes bring new life"? 】

This time Luo Li learned her lesson and answered immediately.

【There is no next sentence.】

[Wrong, this one really has a next line, the next line is "Fragrance from afar invades the ancient road, and clear green connects to the deserted city." The purple-clothed man smiled even more.

Luo Li: “…”

Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right?

Hearing Li Man's cheers from the audience, Luo Li said unconvincedly, "Another question."

[Okay, it seems the beauty is not convinced. Brother Du, you can ask the next question.] The man in purple looked at the man in red.

[Okay, Brother Fang, I'm sorry to embarrass you, so I'll just ask a few simple questions. What's the next line of "The moon shines brightly over the sea, the pearls shed tears; the sun shines warmly over the blue field, the jades emit smoke"? ]

[This feeling can be recalled, but it was already gone at that time.] Luo Li answered without hesitation.

Tang Dynasty, Yamato period.

When Li Shangyin listened to these lines of poetry, he thought they were very well written.

He has been able to write good articles and poems since he was a child, but he feels that he may not be able to write such poems in his lifetime.

And...why did he always feel inexplicably that he seemed to be living in the shadows of these people?

[Okay, it seems that the beauty has a good foundation in literature. Last question, who are the two people who fought in and out of the enemy camp seven times in "Romance of the Three Kingdoms"? ] The man in red asked again.

Two people?

Luo Li was confused again. She had never read Romance of the Three Kingdoms, but she knew that the only one who could go in and out seven times should be Zhao Yun.

Not only Luo Li, but the ancient people were also a little confused.

During the Three Kingdoms period, the only person who really went in and out seven times should be "Wen Yang", so who was the other one? How come they don't know.

"Liu Chan, there is also Liu Chan." Li Man reminded loudly from the audience.

Liu Chan?

It's still you who is abstract.

Hearing the answer, Luo Li understood instantly.

[I understand. The two people who came in and out seven times were Zhao Zilong and Adou in his arms.]

The two men naturally heard Li Man's comments outside the court, but they just smiled knowingly.

[I also brought an off-site helper. You got it right. Come on, take a photo. ]

During the Shu Han period,

When Liu Chan heard his name, he grinned and laughed.

Indeed, he and Uncle Zilong were like a fish in water in Cao Cao's army, treating tens of thousands of soldiers as grass and killing them indiscriminately.

It's just that he was responsible for the giggling, while Uncle Zilong was responsible for killing. I still remember that he was always half a body length ahead of Uncle Zilong, and was considered to be leading the charge.

Thinking back now, that scene was really exciting.

Unfortunately, time flies and such a scene can never be replicated again.

Uncle Zilong is old and he has grown up, so Uncle Zilong can’t hold him anymore.

……

Tang Dynasty.

At the palace banquet where cups were clinked and talks were exchanged, Fang Xuanling and Du Ruhui became the focus of everyone's attention.

All the civil and military officials heard that the two people on the stage in later generations were exactly Fang and Du.

Yuchi Jingde drank his wine while shaking his head and commenting: "You know what, these two actors in later generations may not be as dignified as you two, but their looks, wow."

Cheng Yaojin skillfully took over the conversation: "How dare you! What do you mean, you mean to say that my Lords Fang and Du are ugly?"

Li Shimin did not mind making things worse and began to add fuel to the fire: "Eh? He didn't say that. Instead, you said that my two prime ministers were ugly. Ugly? I think they are okay. When they were young, they were also very handsome. But now... Alas."

As he spoke, Li Shimin looked at Fang and Du and deliberately smacked his lips.

At this time, Wei Zheng stood up and said righteously: "Your Majesty, how can you insult the prime minister like this? The position of prime minister is based on talent, not appearance."

Hearing this, Fang and Du looked at Wei Zheng with gratitude.

As expected, it was Duke Wei who was really kind.

However, before they could express their gratitude for too long, Wei Zheng continued, "Although the two prime ministers are a little ugly, they are very capable. Their contributions to the Tang Dynasty are known to the world."

Wei Zheng!

I/I’m going to work early!

Just when the two were about to open their mouths to fight back, they heard Li Man's urging voice from the sky.

"Lolo, stop eating, or you'll miss the Zhenguan Reign performance."

Zhenguan Reign Performance?

This news immediately attracted everyone's attention, and they all looked up at the sky.

In reality, Luo Li was holding a bowl of tofu pudding and steamed bun, and while eating, she replied: "Don't worry, I'm calculating the time, there's still time, wait until I finish eating"

As she spoke, Luo Li looked towards the camera and said, "Let me tell you, this steamed tofu soup was also carefully selected by the number one gourmet in Song Dynasty."

"I remember when Su Shi tasted this delicacy, he was deeply attracted by the combination of northern and southern flavors, and he recited the famous line 'East Lake willows, girl's hands, golden and jade wine are hard to let go'."

"The 'golden wine' here refers to steamed buns with bean curd. He directly compares it to beautiful scenery and beautiful women, which shows how delicious this thing is."

Hearing this, Li Man, who was standing by, couldn't help but come over out of curiosity, snatched the small bowl and wanted to taste it.

"Oh, Sister Man, I put a lot of chili peppers, you can't stand it." Luo Li reminded.

"How dare you! I will make the decision after you finish eating!" Li Man took a big bite without saying anything.

Then his face turned red and he gasped for air, "Shaha, Shaha."

Luo Li quickly handed over the iced milk tea. Li Man took a deep sip and finally recovered. She pursed her lips and uttered two words: "Not spicy, delicious!"

Luo Li looked at Li Man who was sweating profusely from the spicy food but was still stubborn, and said in a somewhat stubborn tone: "Did you see that? This is the difference between intellectuals and ordinary people. Su Shi ate whatever he was demoted to, and he could compose poems when he ate delicious food, but she would only say 'delicious' when she ate delicious food."

"How could I say it's delicious? I would also say, um...super delicious, very delicious, especially delicious!" Li Man retorted unconvinced.

While Luo Li and the other person were playing around, Su Shi, who was demoted to Huangzhou, was feeling a little depressed.

What does it mean that you have to eat whatever you are demoted to?

Miss Luo made him sound like a foodie, but he was obviously feeling depressed so he used food to relieve his worries.

Miss Luo is just good at plotting against people!

In such a short time, you bought milk tea, eight-treasure zongzi, small mirror cake, candied haws, small crispy meat, round fan crisp, steamed bun with bean curd...

"Slurp~" Su Shi wiped his saliva.

You ate so much, but I didn't say you were a foodie, but you actually blamed me. It's really disheartening.

[The best live streamer in the Song Dynasty: Su Shi is not a foodie, so how can we say he ate whatever he was demoted to?]

Su Shi, who was demoted for the first time, obviously did not have a clear understanding of himself and even tried to defend himself unconvinced.

Seeing someone defending Su Shi in the barrage, Luo Li couldn't help laughing: "Isn't he a foodie? He is Su Dongpo, who is known as 'eating well where you fall'."

"When he was demoted to Huangzhou for the first time, he wrote 'Huangzhou has good pork, but its price is as cheap as dirt'. He also wrote 'The Yangtze River flows around the city, so you know the fish is delicious; the bamboo shoots are fragrant in the mountains'. It can be seen that he ate both meat and fish after being demoted."

"The second time he was exiled to Huizhou, he ate so many lychees that his hemorrhoids arose, but he still couldn't resist his greed and wrote 'I would eat 300 lychees a day and would be willing to stay in Lingnan forever'. Listen, for the sake of lychees, he would rather stay in Lingnan, a remote place full of poisonous insects."

……

During the reign of Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Yang Yuhuan was lying in Li Longji's arms. When she heard that Su Shi would rather stay in Lingnan to eat lychees, she couldn't help but giggle and praised him, saying, "This kind of heart is also a wonderful person."

Hearing Yang Yuhuan praising another man, Li Longji, who was already nearly sixty years old, was somewhat displeased and said disdainfully: "What's that? I specially built a post road of more than 2,000 miles just for you to eat lychees. Isn't that great?"

"Great! Your Majesty is the fastest!" Yang Yuhuan responded in a delicate voice.

……

"Not only that, Su Shi is said to have invented lamb ribs when he was in Huizhou. When he was demoted to Huizhou, he was treated very poorly because he was considered a criminal official. His quality of life dropped sharply. He could not eat meat, so he could only gnaw on bones."

"Later, he accidentally discovered that lamb spine, after being cooked and roasted until golden and crispy, smelled so good that the children next door would cry with envy. So he immediately wrote a letter to his brother, recommending this way of eating it, and said that he could taste the flavor of crab from this way of eating it."

At this point, Luo Li glanced around the snack street again, and seeing that there was no place selling fried spare ribs, she shook her head in disappointment and continued.

"The third time, Su Shi was demoted to Danzhou, which is Hainan. He was already over 60 years old, but he still did not change his original intention. The environment there was very bad at that time, and there was no meat to eat."

"Su Shi was forced to go crab fishing on the beach, but he unexpectedly found oysters. After discovering that they were delicious, he wrote down 'I have no regrets even if I die nine times in the southern wilderness, this trip is the most amazing in my life'. He also wrote a letter to his son, forbidding him to disclose the secret of the oysters, for fear that others would know and snatch them from him."

"That's it. You said he's not a foodie. Do you believe me? I don't believe it anyway!"

Danzhou? Is he an islander?

At this point Su Shi was stunned. Was his life so wonderful?

What sin had he committed? Wasn't it enough to just demote him to Huizhou, but he was sent directly to the island?

At this moment, he was in no mood to care about whether he was a foodie or not. He quickly wrote a letter to his brother, which had only one meaning.

"Brother panic, please help me!"

When Su Shi finished writing the letter, he looked at the sky again and found that Luo Li was already standing in front of a huge stone sculpture. Looking at the majestic figure riding a tall horse, Su Shi almost instantly guessed who this was.

Just when he was about to send a comment to verify, Luo Li said, "Bai Yueguang, come out and see your idol."

"How handsome is it? Although this Erfeng is a little fat, the aura of looking down on the world is still very vivid."