I'm a party
Chapter 49 Ugly People
"Is there anyone who can help me count? Because in a moment, I may need to concentrate." After saying this, the unruly man suddenly jumped out of the car, raised both guns and pulled the triggers. In an instant, the two bandits returned to the underworld, leaving only their souls wailing.
"Ta-ta-ta~!" The remaining bandits were startled and heard a burst of gunfire, which forced the unruly man back into the car.
"Young men nowadays are wasting bullets like this. Don't you worry about having no bullets to use in the future? Why don't you follow my example and fire twelve rounds a day, which will be enough for you and you will be satisfied."
Although he was caught in a hail of bullets, he still did not spare anyone's words. The bandits had no choice but to respond with even more fierce firepower. Suddenly, a motorcyclist holding a light submachine gun suddenly accelerated and circled the car, firing wildly.
"Ouch, it hurts so much." Seeing his arm pierced and the bullet passing through his chest, and then seeing the motorcyclist trying to come back and attack again, he was burning with anger.
"Ten, damn it~!" The motorcyclist leaned over and dodged, and gunshots rang out again.
"Nine, bastard~!"
"Eight, your whole family is dancing in front of the grave~!" After repeated misses, the knight had safely circled behind several cars and disappeared from sight.
"Fake Deadpool~!" As soon as the sigh fell, a gangster suddenly attacked from the side.
"Bang~!" The unruly man shot the gangster dead instantly. "Extraordinary Deadpool~!"
"How many are left?" Another shot, the bandit leader ran out of bullets, and the grenades he was about to throw all became empty shells. Deadpool came out from behind the cover, dancing frivolously.
"Tatatata~!" A bandit suddenly jumped out and Deadpool's buttocks were shot repeatedly.
"Ouch, ouch, you villain." He covered his buttocks and shot back, killing the man's head. Not yet satisfied, he shot him several more times in the body.
"Who dares to peek at my chrysanthemum? Did you know that it had someone else last night? What do you nameless people intend to do? Four, three, two... Well, it seems that the ammunition is fleeting, is it not enough?" As he turned around, the three bandit leaders poked their heads out from behind the car.
"Line up, you stupid kids." He then fired a shot sideways.
"Three birds with one arrow, I'm getting stronger." The three men fell to the ground, Deadpool took a deep breath of the gunpowder, and hummed in a daze. "Maybe we can fight again tonight."
"One after another... Little Francis, where are you hiding? Daddy Deadpool is here to find you. Meow meow meow~! Don't hide, you've been seen by Daddy."
With brisk steps, Deadpool searched for Francis in the car, but found nothing after a circle.
"Tsk, what kind of monster is this? Where is that evil beast hiding?"
"Boom boom~!" The engine roared, and the knight holding a light submachine gun reappeared.
"Oh, you evil beast, so you're here." Deadpool sneered, unsheathed the long sword behind him and hit the wheel directly.
"Bang!" The knife entered the wheel and the motorcycle flipped over.
"Finally, it's the much-loved fight against a powerful enemy. Great! Watch Deadpool rush up, grab Francis in his palm, punch hard, uppercut, left hook, right hook, and knee strike. The heir-killing kick, the monkey stealing the peach, the moon in the bottom of the sea, all the way to the dragon's pool, lightning and fire, ice and fire intertwined... Sorry, I'm speechless for the moment, and let me forget this part."
"Deadpool's attack was not over yet, it was extremely ferocious, Francis' body was bearing the brunt of the attack, heavy blows! Heavy blows! All of them were aimed at vital points. It was a brutal and swift battle, and before the extremely powerful Deadpool could draw his sword, little Francis had already fallen down.
The power of self-healing DPS is so great, Francis, you should reflect on why you angered Deadpool, his recovery power is indeed beyond the reach of mortals. "
"Francis, do you have any last words for playing the masochistic villain in this wonderful martial arts scene?" The blade pierced through the shoulder blade, nailing it to the wall, and the armor was kicked off.
"Who are you?" Francis was stunned and raised his head weakly.
"You have forgotten who I am. Perhaps this can awaken my memory." Deadpool took off his mask, revealing his disfigured face.
"It's you, Wade Wilson, we meet again, beautiful lady," Francis said sarcastically.
"Indeed, my face looks like it was bitten by a Shar Pei. It's unfair. The spider next door is still very handsome after being bitten. This is not my intention. I came here to hold you accountable, Francis. You should know the source of the disaster."
"The day has come to erase your good reputation for me. Even so, you cannot take my place. Didn't the magic mirror tell you? Ugly creature~!"
"My immortality and recovery from cancer are all thanks to you. How many people envy your power." Francis had a complicated expression.
"The power is indeed amazing. When new Apple products come out in the future, I only need to go to the black market for my organs. The prerequisite is that I can restore my face and tell me how to remove the scar." After saying this, he picked up the gun and stood up, retreating several feet away.
"Would you like to test my marksmanship? I can destroy one of your bullets with one shot, and I will replace the remaining one. Would you like to add some fun by screaming? For example, if you call for help, I will answer with a smile: 'No matter how hard you try, it's useless.'
Ah, it's so boring, you look so fearless, I would like to talk for a long time, but after this battle, I still have to go back home to get married, so hurry up... Boom~!"
As soon as he finished speaking, a red Rolls-Royce Phantom rushed out and hit Deadpool head-on.
"Yifang, accidentally stepped on the accelerator again." Katie braked suddenly and looked at Lu Yifang helplessly.
"It's indeed my fault. I wanted to open the car door to stop the car, but the door lock was not unlocked." Lu Yifang said embarrassedly.
"This is not the time to argue. I think I hit someone I know, but I was driving too fast and couldn't see clearly." Pete interjected.
"Did you hit someone?" Lu Yifang was surprised. At that time, he had already given up the steering wheel and was checking the brake and accelerator.
"Let me check it out." Lu Yifang put the car into reverse gear.
"Crack!" The sound was like a dead branch breaking, which was extremely pleasant to the ears of car enthusiasts.
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