Offering my divine power to break my karma

Under the astonished and indescribable gazes of the crowd, the legendary and powerful Immortal Sword whizzed in front of Ling. And then...

Then, like a peacock spreading its tail, it displayed its ice-blue sword in front of Zero.

After showing off his beautiful sword from top to bottom, left to right...

The slender blade of a certain immortal sword was as flexible as a snake. In front of Zero, it bowed 90 degrees, bent 180 degrees, and rotated 360 degrees. After a while, it twisted itself into a pretzel.

After messing with its own sword body, the immortal sword still wanted to get closer to Zero and rub against Zero. The way it was about to twist itself into a maggot was really... unbearable to watch.

zero:"?!!!!"

Lu Jiayao: “?!!!!”

Jin Heng: “?!!!!”

Hua Yanjun: “?!!!!”

Li Yunji: “?!!!!”

Why do I see the word flattery on a sword?

The fairy sword seemed to feel that it was not flattering enough, so it became coy again, almost twisting its slender sword body into a maggot as it moved its hilt closer to Zero.

It seems to be saying: Hey~, you touched me~

zero:"……"

Ling took a step back with difficulty, trying to avoid the immortal sword that might have an abnormal mind.

Feeling the familiar burning sensation between his eyebrows, Ling suspected that the reason why the Immortal Sword was so enthusiastic towards him was probably related to the flame birthmark between his eyebrows.

Every time Zero took a step back, the magic sword would float forward, with the hilt still shyly facing Zero.

You touch it, you touch it, will you touch it?

The way it fluttered and swayed was very... brothel style...

It seems that if Ling doesn't touch it, the magic sword will not give up.

Looking at the thing in front of him that was about to twist into a maggot, Ling resisted the urge to slap it and tentatively reached out to touch the hilt of the magic sword.

Hiss... this hilt...

Hiss...my hands are so frozen!

He quickly touched the hilt of the sword, then quickly withdrew his hand, and wiped the fingers that had touched the hilt on his body without making a sound.

Hiss, it’s too cold.

Xianjian was extremely excited to be touched by the person she liked, so she didn't notice Ling's dislike for her at all.

After Ling touched the hilt, the sword went crazy, twisting 90 degrees, 180 degrees, 360 degrees, and various shapes for a long time...

The Immortal Sword whizzed to Lu Jiayao's back, and then poked its head out from behind Lu Jiayao. Oh no! The hilt of the sword poked out.

That half-hidden, shy and coy look seemed to be saying:

She touched me, she touched me, she touched me, oh, so shy, so shy~

zero:"……"

Lu Jiayao: "..."

Oh, what a sword with so many emotions.

The magic sword didn't hide behind Lu Jiayao for long. It suddenly jumped out from behind Lu Jiayao and appeared in front of Ling again.

Then, after twisting and turning like a maggot for a long time, the hilt of the sword was brought in front of Zero again.

Touch it again, touch it again.

zero:"……"

The words "You're so sexy!" almost came out of my mouth.

Suppressing his irritability that was about to freeze him to death, Ling reached out and touched the hilt of the immortal sword again.

Hiss... I can’t take it anymore. If I keep touching this, my fingers will freeze off.

Ling was in a bad mood, while Xianjian felt the warmth from the hilt of the sword and fainted from happiness on the spot.

I was touched again and again and again. I am so happy, so happy, so happy~

After performing a performance that made him faint with happiness, the fairy sword whizzed over to Lu Jiayao again, rubbing against her body, looking extremely shy, as if to say:

Oh, she touched me again, she touched me again, so shy, so shy, so shy〃?〃.

Lu Jiayao: "."

How cheap, bah! Good sword...

Without waiting for Lu Jiayao to react, the magic sword whooshed in front of Ling again, and then shyly moved the hilt in front of Ling again.

Zero: Breathe in, breathe out, three times is the limit, I will endure it!

He quickly touched the magic sword again, then quickly took it back.

The fairy sword was so happy that it twisted again and again, and it flew back to Lu Jiayao, rubbed against Lu Jiayao, and then flew in front of Ling again and again.

zero:"."

Unbearable, no need to endure.

Zero, who was about to be frozen to death and had no patience at all, reached out and grabbed the hilt of the fairy sword, then used his other hand to give the fairy sword a few big blows.

Damn it, I’m almost freezing to death, and you’re still being a bitch here!

"Take back all the ice spirit energy around!"

After defeating the Immortal Sword, Zero ordered through gritted teeth.

Immortal Sword: "?"

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Lu Jiayao: ⊙?⊙!

Jin Heng: ⊙?⊙!

Hua Yanjun:⊙?⊙!

Li Yunji: ⊙?⊙!

hiss~

Lu Jiayao and the other three all took a deep breath, then looked at Ling with admiration and disbelief.

She actually hit the Immortal Sword? !

She actually attacked the Immortal Sword? ! ! !

Hiss... Senior sister/junior sister, you are so brave!

They were beaten and scolded. Just when Lu Jiayao and the other three thought that the immortal sword might get angry...

I saw this legendary and powerful immortal sword floating silently in the air, and the slender sword body flashed an ice-blue light.

Soon, the ice spiritual energy in the air was slowly absorbed by the sword. As the ice spiritual energy decreased, the surrounding temperature gradually increased and was no longer as cold as before.

Although the temperature didn't rise much, Wu Tiao Bing Luo still felt much more comfortable.

After absorbing the ice spirit energy, the immortal sword floated back to Ling, and then...

Then, the magic sword floated near and far away from Ling. Although it was timid and hesitant before, the sword body, which was full of energy, now looked wilted.

The thin and slender sword body, the look of wanting to get closer but not daring to get too close, is like a weak and pitiful girl who wants to get close to her lover but doesn't dare to.

Especially at that moment, it seemed like it was floating within Zero's sight, as if it didn't care at all about the big punches Zero gave it.

He would offer the hilt of his sword if only Zero would reach out and touch him.

Touch me again, honey.

Lu Jiayao: "."

Jin Heng: "."

Hua Yanjun: "."

Li Yunji: "."

Click, click, click...

Listen, what's that sound?

Oh, it turned out to be the sound of their filter about The Legend of Sword and Fairy being shattered.

Hehe, silence, this is Lu Jinhua Li tonight...

Shit! Is this a fairy sword?! This is more like a drama queen!

Facing this, uh... this dramatic sword Zero, it's hard to describe the feeling as he stares at the sword that sometimes floats closer and sometimes moves farther away, which has no face, no hands, and no feet, but can perform 800 fake moves in a minute.

At this moment, Zero was speechless.

Not wanting to waste time here, Ling slapped the sword with a few powerful blows. While the sword was dizzy, he grabbed the sword and stuffed it into Lu Jiayao's hand, commanding in a tough tone:

"Recognize the Lord!"

Lu Jiayao: “?”

Huh? Oh.

Immortal Sword: "!!!!"

Oh oh oh oh

As if it finally realized that it had been beaten and abandoned by Ling, the Immortal Sword silently shed tears in Lu Jiayao's arms for a while, then it was ready to stand up and rush to Ling again.

Well, it’s just like the love-brained girl who was abused by a scumbag but still refused to give up and stayed in front of him.

"Try to get close to me again!"

Seeing that the magic sword was about to move towards him, the scumbag Zero's cold voice rang out.

As if hurt by the scumbag's cold and ruthless attitude, the immortal sword did not dare to get close to Ling, but lay on Lu Jiayao's shoulder, and the whole sword body was trembling slightly.

No one knew where the tears came from, but they wet Lu Jiayao's shoulders directly.

It cried T﹏T

That slender figure, that delicate posture...

If the immortal sword could make a sound, it would surely cry softly, tenderly, and sadly at this moment...

You hurt me, but you just laughed it off...

zero:"……"

Lu Jiayao: “…”

Jin Heng: “…”

Hua Yanjun: “…”

Li Yunji: "..."

Let’s go, let’s go. It doesn’t matter if we don’t have this magic sword.

Immortal Sword: "!"

Oh oh oh oh oh oh

……