Siheyuan: Xu Damao, I want to go to the moon

That Xu Damao is not a good person!

Beat children and old people, demolish the houses of lonely old people, don't respect the old and don't love the young, don't obey discipline, don't unite neighbors, and it is said that he has a lover in the countryside, who is smooth-talking and flattering...

It can be said that this guy has done all kinds of bad things except murder and arson!

Why was he cured and had a child?

How could God be so blind!

Silly Zhu is completely EMO...

At the end of last year, he was still a level 8 cook with a salary of 35.5.

At that time, Xu Damao was still an apprentice, and he had to wait until May of this year to become a regular employee. Moreover, at that time, Xu Damao's apprentice salary was only 5 yuan a month. Even if he was converted to a regular employee, he would have to start from 20.

But this year, Xu Damao has married Lou Bancheng's daughter, the rich and beautiful Lou Xiao'e.

Not to mention the dowry, that would be the envy of the whole courtyard. Just the whole courtyard next door and the private house in my house alone, that is something that most people can't earn in their lifetime.

Xu Damao also won the first prize in the quadrennial art performance of the Ministry of Metallurgy, and was also awarded as an outstanding youth and an outstanding employee...

And he was promoted. He was first the deputy director of the speaker factory as a worker. Although he has now been transferred back to the steel rolling mill to serve as the deputy chief of the Propaganda Department, he has been directly transferred to the cadre system with a deputy section chief salary of 99.

What about me? Not only did I lose money, but my leg was also broken by him, and my job level was reduced to 9th-level cook, with a salary of only 31...

And now, his infertility has been cured, and his wife is pregnant...

The only two things Sha Zhu could show off in front of Xu Damao before were his salary and his private property, but he can't show off those anymore.

Since when did Xu Damao surpass himself and everyone in the yard?

That’s right, it was from the moment I kicked Xu Damao out of his wits that this guy seemed to have awakened.

And now I...

It brings tears to my eyes.

Sha Zhu was really depressed, and he also understood that ever since he spoke out of turn after drinking, he would not be able to find a wife for a long time.

Not to mention Zhu Bajie's second aunt, even if she was a widow or a refugee from the disaster, if they knew the bold words I said that day, any normal person would never go on a blind date with me!

Why did you drink? Why did you drink that day?

Xu Damao also noticed that Sha Zhu was not in a good state, so he had to interrupt him.

"Hey, hey, hey, why do you look so lifeless? You are the fool, the chef!"

"A chef who never starves even in a year of famine!"

"Come on! Work hard! It's just about getting a wife! I'm rooting for you!"

Xu Damao patted Sha Zhu's shoulder and decided not to let this guy down all at once. He should wait for a month and then tell him that Lou Xiao'e was pregnant with four babies. Then he could give him another shot.

When the babies are born, two boys and two girls, then I’ll deal another blow!

When I have the chance, I will tell him that Liu Lan and Li Mingmei are also pregnant with my children, 8 boys and 2 girls, and then I will deal another blow to him!

When he is confirmed to be safe, I will tell him that Qin Huairu and Widow Zhang are also my women, and hit him again!

How fun this is!

Shazhu, you have to be strong!

Sha Zhu blushed at Xu Damao's praise. He used to be proud of this.

But saying this now, especially when Xu Damao said it, is definitely not a good thing!

He is not really stupid!

"Don't give me that! Where's the food? Where's the meat?"

"This is for Lou Xiao'e to celebrate. You, Xu Damao, can't be so stingy!"

Sha Zhu said unhappily. He had made up his mind that if Xu Damao failed to provide enough supplies for today's meal, then it would be unacceptable and he, Sha Zhu, would have to have a good talk with all the neighbors.

"Just wait! I'll bring it back right away!"

After leaving Lou Xiao'e in the care of Widow Zhang and Yu Shui, Xu Damao borrowed a cart and went out. His bicycle could not carry all the food for the day.

After a short while, Xu Damao dragged back a cart of supplies, which was covered with waterproof cloth so that no one could see what was on it. Liu Guangtian and Liu Guangqi had just got off work and also helped to cover up, otherwise there was a possibility of being robbed.

When they arrived at the Middle Courtyard, Sha Zhu had already helped spread the news that Xu Damao had been cured, Lou Xiao'e was pregnant, and Xu Damao was going to treat the neighbors from the two courtyards to a good meal.

Everyone was also staring at the cart, to see how many good things Xu Damao could bring back.

Last time at Xu Damao's wedding banquet, everyone ate to their heart's content, but now supplies are in short supply, so even if they don't eat much, as long as there is a little meat today, Xu Damao will be considered super awesome!

Xu Damao did not hide anything and directly lifted the waterproof cloth.

Hey!

A whole sheep! It weighed about 100 jin, and it looked like only the neck was broken, so it hadn't been slaughtered yet.

About 50 kilograms of dried fish, a few pieces of bacon, each weighing about or kilograms, a large bundle of kelp, a basket of eggs, ten large sea fish weighing about kilograms, and a lot of mushrooms, green peppers, carrots, corn cobs, sweet potatoes...

And 4 bags of cornmeal!

Everyone was stunned.

Is Xu Damao's life going to be miserable?

Even if ordinary people get married, they can’t get so many good things!

Not to mention this year!

Sha Zhu was stunned for a long time, swallowed his saliva and said: "Xu Damao, are you robbing the vegetable market?"

Xu Damao rolled his eyes. Just this little thing is called robbery? Look at you, you look like you have never seen the world.

We haven't even gotten the whole pig yet, how can this be considered robbery?

There is a whole pig in his space, which was bought from Carrefour and has been cut up.

But the key issue is that the local pigs are black-haired pigs. Although large white pigs were introduced from the Western Bear Country on a small scale in 50, those were kept for breeding experiments. The local pigs here are black-haired native pigs.

You, Xu Damao, suddenly got out half a large white pig, and it was cut and cleaned so well. It was obvious at first glance that it was not a wild boar, and it was made by a professional factory, with obvious differences from those cut by a butcher.

So, may I ask where did Xu Damao get this big white pig from?

So, the pork was not taken out.

Now many neighbors have walked out of their houses, staring at the supplies on the cart, and drooling over them.

Bang Geng and Jia Zhangshi unconsciously wanted to step forward and grab some, but fortunately they were stopped by Jia Dongxu. They couldn't offend Xu Damao at this time, otherwise they would get nothing later.

Because of Xu Damao's previous behavior, no one dared to go up and rummage through it or ask for it at this time.

"Da Mao, aren't you being too extravagant and wasteful? If you do this at this time..." Yi Zhonghai went out with Yi Xiaotian in his arms and saw it, and he said a word of reminder to Xu Damao.

It's not that Yi Zhonghai is looking for trouble on purpose, but it's really a bit too much for you to make such a big fuss these days.

They will be caught as an example by their superiors.

Xu Damao looked around, smiled and clasped his fists to his neighbors, saying, "My neighbors, I am cured, and my wife is pregnant. I believe you all know how difficult it is for me, Xu Damao, to have this day."

"So we thought we had to celebrate anyway, and everyone should have some fun together. Isn't that too much?"

The neighbors immediately started to make a noise, "It's not too much! This is a big deal!"

"Lou Xiao'e, congratulations! You are a blessed person!"

"Try your best and achieve two successes at once!"

"Da Mao did a great job! We should celebrate!"

"..."

All kinds of compliments were spoken out. Isn't that what Xu Damao did for? Everyone please congratulate him. Gezi will feel happy and comfortable. This is good for the development of the fetus!