Live Q&A: I am the Star God of Heaven
Chapter 29 Kaslana 4 Sisters 5
After seeing the title of this video, Xiaokong was so upset that he cursed in the comment section before the video was released.
Honkai Impact 3 Xiaokong: Hey, system, what do you mean? What do you mean the crying queen is also majestic?
Kiana in Honkai Impact 3rd: Oh my, I’m going to cry, I must take a good look at it!
Honkai Impact 3 Youlan Daier: Strange, why is my sister crying? Was she bullied by someone? Don't worry, my sister will support you!
When she saw the video title saying Xiaokong would cry, Yulandel's sister-con attribute immediately activated, and she had to find the person in the video who made Xiaokong cry.
Live Q&A system: Okay, no more nonsense, the video starts now.
At the beginning of the video, Ai Yi appeared on the screen and said, "Today, we will also play Honkai Impact 3rd~"
"Ka, OK, let's call it a day."
After hearing the news of the end of work, Ai Yi immediately breathed a sigh of relief, and finally coughed and said, "I'm so hungry~ I'm starving to death~ Are there any snacks left in the backstage warehouse?"
Honkai Impact 3rd: Lisa: Hey, Ai, aren't you an artificial intelligence? How come you're hungry too?
Honkai Impact 3rd Ai: It’s normal for this artificial intelligence to be hungry, right?
Star Railway Silver Wolf: What's normal about this? Look at the Genius Club's Screwgu, isn't that also an artificial intelligence robot? Can he eat?
Starry Sky Railway Screw Gum: Miss Silver Wolf, sometimes I also drink some of the engine oil that lubricates the gears in my body.
Star Railway Silver Wolf: Ah! This!
The video continues. In the video, Ai Yi just entered the backstage lounge and heard a loud shout: "That's what I said!" The scene changed, and Xiao Kong slapped the bitter melon juice on the table, and cried and lay on the table and said: "I finally came back! It was obviously not like this before..."
Ji Zi, who was sitting next to Xiao Kong, comforted him: "You'll get used to it~"
Xiao Kong continued to cry and said, "Mingming, I used to be very dignified... How come even children can play tricks on me now..."
Himeko: "Uh... okay, okay."
Kiana in Honkai Impact 3: Seeing my sister like this, I suddenly feel that the arrogant person I met before is a different person.
Bronya in Honkai Impact 3: Hahahahaha, I didn't expect that the Herrscher of the Void who once dominated the world would now be reduced to a poor girl bullied by kids. No, I really can't help it.
Honkai Impact 3: Youlan Daier: So my sister was bullied by a child? Well, it is true that I am looking for a child to settle the score...
Honkai Impact 3rd Cecilia: But such a daughter is also very cute!
Honkai Impact 3rd Kevin: I suddenly feel that people in the future are truly blessed. The Herrscher of the Void that we are facing is a complete killing machine.
Dr. Honkai Impact 3rd: Yeah, on the other hand, this Herrscher of the Void looks like he’s been bullied and is looking for his parents!
Genshin Impact Xiangling: Is this really the Herrscher who destroyed the world? I suddenly felt that if I punched her, she would cry for a long time.
After the Seven Gods of Teyvat saw the Herrscher of the Void in the video, they thought of their own Space Ruler Asmodeus, and suddenly funny thoughts came to their minds.
Genshin Impact Wendy: Poof!
Genshin Impact Li Yu: Poof!
Genshin Impact Thunder Movie: Poof!
Genshin Impact Great Compassion Tree King: Poof!
Genshin Fukaros: Poof!
Genshin Impact Phoenix: Poof!
Genshin Impact Barnabas: Poof!
Genshin Impact Asmodeus: What do you guys mean by sending these "poof" messages?
The Seven Gods of Genshin Impact: We are meaningless!
Honkai Impact 3rd Xiaokong: You are not allowed to laugh at me, this video is slanderous, it slanders me!
However, before Xiaokong could explain, the video continued, Ai asked, "Did you give her alcohol?" Wuliangta Himeko quickly replied, "No, it was bitter melon juice..."
Xiaokong cried out "Woo!" and opened a pack of instant noodles. A golden light flashed across the noodles. Aiyi and Jizi were also confused. Xiaokong looked closely and saw the golden card in his hand and said in confusion, "What is this?"
Wuliangta Jizi looked at it and said, "What, what is this?"
Ai Yi continued, "I seem to have some impression." Then, Ai Yi opened file 001 and said, "Sure enough! This is the instant noodles that Dawei customized when he first founded the company. At that time, everyone in the company relied on instant noodles to survive. In order to surprise the employees, Dawei stuffed various prizes in these instant noodles. At first, everyone was still enthusiastic, but since the food was ready, no one ate this pile of instant noodles. And this gold card! It is the highest award set by Dawei before the New Year. It can realize any wish of employees within the company's capabilities!"
Xiaokong said with a red face: "What? If that's the case... then these instant noodles are expired!" Then, Xiaokong started crying again.
Ai Yi looked at him speechlessly and said, "Is she really not drunk?"
"Uh..." Wuliangta Jizi was also a little speechless.
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: "Sister Xiaokong, look, I didn't expect that you would become a crybaby in the future."
Honkai Impact 3 Xiaokong: "Shut up, I've already said it, this system live broadcast room is slandering me, slandering me!"
Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: By the way, why does this Viagra name sound familiar? I seem to have heard it somewhere before.
Honkai Impact 3rd Bai Xier: "Sister Bronya, have you forgotten? Some time ago, in order to obtain the copyright of Hou Mu, you acquired the game company that produced Hou Mu, and the chairman of that game company is called Da Wei Ge."
Honkai Impact 3rd Hei Xier: However, we shouldn’t call them Brother Dawei now. Ever since the elder sister acquired that company, he has become the receptionist Xiao Liu.
Honkai Impact 3rd Bronya: Now that you mention it, it reminds me that I did acquire a company before.
The video continued, and the scene changed. The words "A few days later" appeared in the video. Kiana and Bronya, who was holding a script, came to the shooting site. Kiana asked in confusion: "Why are we being called out on our day off?"
Bronya replied: I heard that Dawei Ge wanted to help Ah Quan fulfill his wish, and he seemed to treat us to a meal afterwards. When Kiana heard Bronya said that he would treat us to a meal, her expression instantly brightened, and she said happily: "Oh! You can really eat whatever you want."
Honkai Impact 3rd: Lisa: "As expected, Kiana can't change her gluttony no matter what she does."
Honkai Impact 30rd Siegfried: "I don't know how Kiana's appetite became so big. She can eat the amount of people by herself!"
Fox Demon Little Matchmaker Tushan Susu: "What's that? My Taoist brother can eat 50 people's portions in one meal. 30 people are nothing to worry about."
Fox Spirit Matchmaker Bai Yuechu: Hehehe, of course, when it comes to eating, I won’t lose to anyone.
Honkai Impact 3rd Kiana: Yo, are you so arrogant? After the video ends, do you dare to come to the Space-Time Club and compete with me?
Fox Spirit Matchmaker Bai Yuechu: Let’s compete, who’s afraid of who?
The video continued, Ai Yi and Ai Jiang said: "Speaking of Ai Jiang, our company was still small back then, and I could still fulfill this promise. Now I really won't let the company lose money..."
Ai-chan beside Ai Yi said, "This is a company team-building activity, so it doesn't count as overtime, so there's no need to..." Ai-chan made an OK gesture, then her face turned sinister and she said, "Besides, the footage we take can be used to write a script later, and when it's not popular, it can be made into a game as an activity. No matter how you look at it, this is..."
After hearing what Ai-chan said, Ai Yi immediately followed suit and shouted, "Okay! Take as many photos as you want! I will help you get what you want today!"
At this time, on the Hyperion ship on the captain's side, everyone looked at Ai-chan with confusion.
Captain of Honkai Impact 3rd: Ai-chan, does your artificial intelligence have a voice changer?
Honkai Impact 3rd Ai-chan: ...
The video continued, and Xiaokong changed into the Herrscher of the Void costume and said, "Wait! The Herrscher of the Void that you all fear is coming back!"
Just as Xiaokong was laughing, Jizi, who had just changed her clothes, came out and said with a puzzled look on her face: "Have I gained weight recently? This outfit feels... so tight... Forget it, I'll be more serious later and just consider it as losing weight."
Theresa had a dark face at this moment, and was staring at Ji Zi with resentment.
Honkai Impact 3rd Dolisha: Himeko, you must be showing off!
Honkai Impact 3rd: Murayama Himeko: Ah, Theresa, you think too much!
The video continued, and the director said, "Ready! Action!" Xiaokong turned around and said, "Come on! Human...Human...eh?" At this time, Xiaokong just turned around and saw Jizi wielding a big sword and slashing directly at her. She was quick with her feet and eyes and caught the sword with her bare hands, and shouted anxiously, "Wait wait wait wait wait, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die, I'm going to die--"
Wuliangta Jizi said with a puzzled look on her face: "Didn't you say that you wanted to show the majesty of the Ruler of the Void? That's why I gave it my all..."
Xiao Kong said quickly: "I haven't exercised for too long. I can't react. My...my arm seems to be cramped...let me get some water! Please!!!"
The scene changed, and Xiao Kong was facing the afterglow of the setting sun and said, "I am... the super popular Ms. Herrscher of the Void, how could I fall down in a place like this? I can still..." The Herrscher of the Void, who was only handsome for three seconds, climbed up the railing and vomited in the next second.
After seeing this, Wuliangta Jizi said: "It seems that your body is overloaded... By the way, I remember that you didn't lose in this battle. If you want to win, how will you act later?"
At this time, Xiaokong, who had just reacted, looked up and said, "Eh? Why didn't you say so earlier?" Then Xiaokong continued to vomit, and Ai Yi also said, "I just realized this, after all, the funds were spent casually this time."
Xiao Kong turned around with a wronged look on his face and said, "What should we do then?"
At this moment, the spotlight was on the Herrscher of Knowledge. Xiao Shi appeared with a confident smile and said, "Hey, now it's time to rely on the almighty Ms. Herrscher of Knowledge to help you write a perfect script!"
The three looked at Xiaozhi with confusion, and then Bronya picked up the script and said: "The Herrscher of the Sky fought with Himeko for three days and three nights. The two sides finally stopped. The Herrscher of the Sky said to Himeko who was fighting with all her strength."
Xiaokong: "Hahahahahaha, so humans are really interesting! I decided not to destroy humans."
Bronya's expression had turned into a speechless duck's expression, and then it read: "The kind-hearted and powerful Lady Herrscher of the Void has shown mercy and decided to help the protagonist team fight the Honkai Impact...?"
At this time, Kiana also picked up the script and read: "Ms. Herrscher of the Void, guided me to continue to grow? Easily resolved the crisis in Changkong City, defeated the Herrscher of the Thousand, and crushed Otto Kevin?! And when the end came, through the Beta system given by Ai Yi, opened the six-dimensional space?! Through the ability of the Herrscher of the Void, sealed the Herrscher of the End in the Planck membrane?!"
Both of them were speechless. Bronya said, "Wow... this script is terrible..."
Mei Raiden, who was standing by, said with dissatisfaction, "Why are all the scenes in my script about Mei on her way here?"
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