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Chapter 1099 Senior Sister Xiao Guang, a Master of Lies (Part 2)

Hongdou then said, "Yes, the management of prisoners in Weifei is still quite humane."

Ye Shunguang: "Then the shackles can be thrown away?"

Ling added, "It's humane; the constraints are relatively loose."

"Will it find it itself if it gets lost?"

Hongdou, without batting an eye, said, "See, when we're more humane, the prisoners are more conscientious."

After listening, Ye Shunguang said directly, "Alright."

Hongdou then added, "She also said she wanted her brother's 'knock-knock' number."

Bell: "Do you want to hear what you're saying? How can I just give away my brother's knocks?"

Ye Shunguang also said, "That's right."

Red Bean: "And she also said..."

Bell: "Given it."

Ye Shunguang: "Huh?"

Hongdou immediately said happily, "Welcome!"

Just then, Ye Shunguang sensed something was wrong: "Something's not right."

Ling thought she was doomed, but Ye Shunguang continued, "Whipping with shackles on... isn't that bad for your eyes?"

The scene fell silent for a moment, then Ling immediately said, "Otherwise, how could he be a meal man? How rebellious!"

Zero Zone Zero Dharma Tong Zhe: "I feel like Little Light World's personality is a bit too naive, isn't it?"

Pan Yinhu, Juequling: "He is indeed too naive, so naive that he keeps getting fooled."

Juequ Lingyi Xuan: "I feel like we should give Xiaoguang more academic lessons."

Zero: "Slander, defamation, this is just making up a black history for me, it's absolutely not true, I'm not that stupid!"

Honkai Impact 3 Bronya: "This video reminds me of my former friend Kiana. When she was alive, she was just like Miss Ye Shunguang, possessing amazing wisdom."

Honkai Impact 3 Kiana: "I'm not dead yet! Bronya!"

The scene shifts, and the two are now enjoying tea at the Tea Drinking Fairy.

Ye Shunguang ate a osmanthus cake: "The osmanthus smells so good, it smells like the first batch of golden osmanthus from this morning."

When Ling heard her senior sister analyze the ingredients of the osmanthus cake, she couldn't help but be a little surprised: "Wow, that's amazing. I only smelled Fairy's resentment. If it knew that I turned its internet and electricity fees into an annual card, wouldn't it blow up the shop assistants?"

Just then, Fairy's voice came: "Master, don't worry, I've already assigned the bill to your clumsy brother. We just need to start running away right away, and we can live a wonderful life of being homeless and hungry, but still having plenty of electricity and unlimited internet speed."

After hearing this, Ling was speechless for a moment: "Thank you."

fairy: "You're welcome, it's what I should do."

Zero Fal'e Tong Zhe: "Is this what you're supposed to do? Do you want to hear what you're saying? I'm telling you, Ling, did you do anything like what's shown in the video?"

Zero Fal'er Tongling: "No, no, absolutely not! I wouldn't dare do such a thing even if you had the guts of a million!"

Zero Caesar: "Why do I suddenly have this feeling that Phaethon and his sister are on the verge of being killed?"

At this point, Ye Shunguang continued, "Because I also loved cooking when I was a child, but I was never good at it."

Ling: "Senior Sister Xiaoguang is still too modest."

"I cooked a big meal and shared it with everyone."

"Everyone will definitely like it."

"To put it simply, Suibian Guan... originally had more than 40 disciples, but after they all tasted it, only a handful remained."

A moment of silence fell. Ling said, "Xiao Guang, please accept my condolences."

Ye Shunguang quickly explained, "No, no. They said they heard that cultivation was arduous when they came, but they didn't expect it to be this hard. They felt their willpower wasn't strong enough, so they left early."

Ling thought to herself with a puzzled look: "It's one thing that Senior Sister and Senior Brother Pan have extraordinary physiques, but I didn't expect Master and Senior Brother to be so powerful as well."

"I guess so. My brother took a bite and his hair changed color. It hasn't changed back in all these years. As for Master..."

Just then, the bird head of Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun appeared: "When Yixuan was little... she was used to being fooled. When she wanted to eat candied hawthorn, her sister said that it would take a hailstorm the size of a hawthorn to get her to eat it."

Later, when she became a master, she used the same method to deceive her disciples.

Ling was shocked when she heard this: "What? Is that so?"

Paimon from Genshin Impact: "It's impossible no matter how you look at it, why would that woman suddenly appear in Zero's video?"

Genshin Impact's Idle Cloud: "How dare you! Which woman is it! Although I don't know why I suddenly appeared in the video, I guarantee with my love of chatting that these things are definitely true."

Juequ Lingyi Xuan: "There's no need for that. Although there's some exaggeration involved, I would never deceive my own disciple like that."

Juequ Lingju Fufu: "So, Master, did it really hail as big as the candied hawthorns when you were eating them?"

At this moment, Ye Shunguang was somewhat surprised: "What? Didn't the candied hawthorn fall from the sky?"

Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun fell silent. At this moment, Ling asked, "Immortal Chicken, what are you doing here?"

"How dare you, you chicken! Didn't I lose one of your fishing rods? And you didn't even put away your divine weapon, so Fairy sent me to treat you to a meal."

Ling said, "No need, we've already spent a lot today."

"I recently completed a project and I'm quite wealthy."

"It's really not necessary."

"Alright then, I'll settle this debt with a story."

Ye Shunguang was somewhat surprised upon hearing this: "It can be like that?"

At this moment, True Lord Liuyun said nonchalantly, "Then let me tell you about Xiaoguang's childhood story."

Ye Shunguang was immediately startled: "Huh? No!"

Ignoring Ye Shunguang's surprise, Liuyun Jiefeng Zhenjun continued, "When Xiaoguang was little, he was quite chubby."

Ye Shunguang was clearly getting anxious: "Wait a moment."

Ling: "Why don't you treat us to dinner instead?"

Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun said casually, "What's the rush? Let's talk while we eat."

To avoid making Ye Shunguang even more embarrassed, Ling said, "Really, it's not necessary."

Seeing that he could not continue the story, Liu Yun Jie Feng Zhenjun said to Ye Shunguang, "I'll give you the story."

Ye Shunguang politely declined, saying, "Really, it's not necessary. Thank you."

“Okay, Vitter, I’ve bought their single-book fairy.”

Hongdou then came over and said, "Alright, sir, I'll get you the bill."

Ye Shunguang: "Just a reminder, it might be a bit expensive today."

Lord Liuyun Jiefeng scoffed, "How much can you two children eat?"

Hongdou then handed over the bill: "Your bill."

Liu Yun took the evidence from the wind and looked at it: "Why are you giving me your phone number...?"

Red Bean remained silent.

"Did you eat the waiter?"

Qiong, the pioneer of the Starry Sky Railway: "Aren't phone numbers eleven digits? They ate hundreds of millions of yuan?"

Juequ Lingye Shiyuan: "That's not right. Xiaoguang and Junior Sister Ling's combined appetite isn't even enough for half a meal of Senior Brother Pan. How could they possibly eat so much?"

Zero Fal'e Tong Zhe: "This must be for the sake of the plot."

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