Live Q&A: I am the Star God of Heaven

Live Q&A System: "Alright, the Honkai Impact 3rd fan-made video has finished playing. Next, we will play the Genshin Impact fan-made video—Help! I'm surrounded by Paimon!"

Genshin Impact Traveler Luminous: "What the heck? This little Paimon emergency ration is trying to surround me?"

Paimon from Genshin Impact: "Traveler, what do you mean? What do you mean by 'a tiny emergency food'?"

Genshin Impact Kurumi: "This fan-made video is titled 'Very Eye-Catching, How Will Little Paimon Surround the Traveler?'"

Genshin Impact's Fynne: "Yes, how exactly will this story unfold?"

Live Q&A System: "Without further ado, let's begin!"

The video begins.

At this moment, the traveler Ying and Paimon are fighting a strange mechanical monster in Nata.

Paimon: "This...this device seems to be going berserk!"

The Traveler Ying shielded Paimon behind him: "Paimon, you should stay away!"

Paimon asked worriedly, "Oh, what will you do then?"

Just then, the mechanical monster activated its ability, and a beam of light attacked the two of them directly.

Traveler Ying didn't react in time: "Huh?!—"

"Watch out!" Paimon rushed forward and stood in front of the Traveler, Luminous.

"No!" Paimon cried out as the traveler, Luminous, was struck by the beam of light: "Paimon!"

The traveler, Ying, looked at Paimon with concern, while Paimon seemed particularly uncomfortable: "Ugh... I feel like... I'm going to split open..."

"Damn it, wait a minute!" Seeing Paimon emitting golden light and floating upwards, the Traveler Ying hurriedly tried to grab Paimon.

However, the Traveler Luminous failed to capture Paimon, who was forced to fly into the sky and then split into four streams of light that scattered to various places.

Genshin Impact Traveler Luminous: "Wait a minute? What's this thing? What happened to Paimon?"

Honkai Impact 3 Kiana: "What is this mechanical monster? How come the light shining on Paimon caused the sect to split?"

Genshin Impact's Jonathan: "Interesting. This makes me a little curious. Did this little guy split into four under the influence of that attack?"

The screen went black, then Charlotte's voice came through: "A certain white flight unit has eaten a week's worth of cakes from the Grand Debord Hotel."

A newspaper was placed on the table with two photos: one of Paimon eating all the cakes, and the other of Funina collapsing in despair after failing to buy the sold-out cakes. The bottom left corner featured a report on the incident.

"A mysterious white figure stole several Mora coins from the Northern Bank late at night."

In the second newspaper, D'Artagnan waved goodbye to Paimon, who was carrying a few Mora.

"The Academy recruits gifted elementary school students, who complete their graduation defense within three days of enrollment."

The third newspaper shows Nasita holding Paimon aloft with both hands, and Elhesen presenting him with his graduation certificate.

At this moment, Orloren's voice rang out: "A young warrior from Nata also came to challenge heroes from all walks of life, but ultimately he was defeated by the God of Fire."

Kakuku: "Awesome, bro."

On the fourth newspaper, a muscular little Paimon is bravely facing the roar of the sun.

Charlotte handed the four newspapers she had taken out to Traveler Ying and Navelette: "These are the news reports from various countries about Paimon over the past few days."

Genshin Impact Kurumi: "Wait a minute, wait a minute, something doesn't feel right with these messages?"

Genshin Impact Venti: "He ate all the cakes at the Grand Fontainebleau Hotel, which is quite in line with Paimon's character. It's just a pity that Miss Frynn didn't get any."

Genshin Impact's Frynn: "No, we ate them all, not a single one was left?"

Genshin Impact's Tartaglia: "He took a few Mora from the Northern Bank. So what if he took them? The few that Paimon took aren't even a fraction of what the old man usually spends on a morning tea."

Genshin Impact's Zhongli: "That's certainly true."

Genshin Impact Narcida: "But I didn't expect that little Paimon would graduate from the Order of the Gods in just three days. That's surprisingly fast."

Genshin Impact's Elheisen: "It is indeed somewhat unexpected. Logically speaking, given Paimon's intelligence, if he were to enroll in the Order of the Gods, he should never graduate."

Paimon from Genshin Impact: "What do you mean by that?!"

Genshin Impact's Mavica: "This muscular little Paimon is pretty impressive, managing to overcome all obstacles in Nata, but in the end he still lost to me."

Genshin Impact Traveler Ying: "Oh no, these four little Paimons make me feel like I've been played by Paimon for years. Paimon, have you been hiding something from me all along?"

Paimon from Genshin Impact: "No, I haven't hidden anything."

In the video, Navelette, looking at the intelligence reports before her, analyzed, "It seems that each of her preferences has been split into separate entities, like..."

The traveler Ying then asked, "Paimon's four shadows?"

Navelette: "Ha... Prolonged division will damage the soul. Let's find them and restore them as soon as possible."

Euron: "Do you need my help?"

Kakuku chimed in, "Professional capture, buddy."

However, Traveler Ying confidently declared, "No need! I can bring them back with one hand!"

The traveler then embarked on a solo journey to find Paimon, first arriving at the Grand Hotel de Bois in Fontaine, where the gluttonous Paimon was lying on the table, rubbing his round belly.

"Use it, it's sweet, savor it slowly, the cake is delicious..." (This paragraph has been changed; the original version failed the review.)

Traveler Ying took out a small cake and temptingly waved it in front of gluttonous Paimon, but Paimon was too full to stand up. Traveler Ying couldn't help but laugh at this, but the next second, Paimon bit her hand.

"I use wealth, found in the marketplace, to capture a shrewd person."

Meanwhile, in Liyue, the greedy Paimon saw a Mora on the ground and picked it up. He then picked up every Mora he saw, until he encountered an enormous one.

Greedy Paimon excitedly sprawled atop the enormous Mora, but it was actually Zhongli in disguise; Paimon had walked right into their trap. Zhongli then handed him over to the traveler Ying.

"Overcoming the challenges of both simple and difficult interviews"

Meanwhile, at the Order of the Order, the traveler Ying successfully met the genius Paimon through an interview.

"Say goodbye to 8 AM classes and your youthful innocence, I'm sending you an offer soon!"

Subsequently, the officials defined the labor contract through communication. Party B would act as Party A's guide, and Party A would go to Timmy to purchase goods every day. The two would share every piece of poultry and every starry sky during their journey.

Contract validity period: 10,000 years.

Party A: Traveler

Party B: Paimon

The contract became effective after Paimon pressed his fingerprint on it.

"Many dishes, both sweet and savory, are on sale."

Foodie Paimon looked at the huge pile of food on the table and wanted to use his greedy Paimon's Mora to buy some, but greedy Paimon wouldn't allow it.

"Open your round little hands, hand over Mora. If you don't, tap-tap-tap!"

Rejected by the greedy Paimon, the gluttonous Paimon angrily punched the greedy Paimon with his little circle.

Starry Sky Railway March 7: "Hahaha, this little Paimon is really cute, quickly take pictures of him."