The little cannon fodder kept releasing melons, and people lined up to eat melons
Chapter 38: What a Farce
The three people were spinning like tops. In the end, Song Qianning failed to hold on to the battlefield and was thrown out. She crashed straight into the altar and finally fell to the ground, with the tablets falling to the ground with a crackling sound.
A tablet was thrown directly into Song Qianning's arms...
"Third sister, why did you fall? It seems that I, your third brother, have to take care of it..." Song Chengyi said, then got up and staggered towards the spinning top duo.
Song Qianning picked up the tablet and squinted her eyes to take a closer look. What Li family? ?
"Ouch! How did you fall down? Luckily I caught you, grandma! Let me tell you! It was that damn girl Song Qianyu who caused you to fall down. You should visit her more often, okay? Come here... I'll put you down, grandma, you can enjoy their free fighting with the ancestors!! I'll find you the best... the best... viewing position."
Song Qianning held the tablet and talked a lot, then placed it in the front. After thinking about it, she moved all the tablets in the back to the front. After finishing, she nodded with satisfaction.
I turned around and saw three people spinning in circles. Eh? ? Aren't there only two? When did one more person appear? ?
Several clumps of Song Chengyi's hair were pulled out, his face became a calico-like face, and his two hands were bitten by Song Qianyu and the other man... While the two of them were biting hard and refusing to let go, they also pinched Song Chengyi's waist hard.
Song Chengyi cried out in pain: "It hurts, it hurts... Help me! Third sister, help me... There are so many dogs surrounding me... It's useless to reason with them!!"
"Haha...useless Third Brother, watch me..."
Song Qianning staggered over, grabbed her hair and pulled it back, saying: "Little guy, why don't you let go of my third brother..."
"It hurts... it hurts..." Song Chengyi burst into tears of pain.
"Third brother, why are you crying? People say that men don't cry easily, why are you crying like a little wife..."
Song Chengyi begged with tears in his eyes: "Third sister, can you let go of my hair..."
"Oh! Oh! Sorry... I saw it wrong... Wait, I will save you right now..."
Song Qianning awkwardly let go of the hand that was holding Song Chengyi's hair, and stretched both hands to the armpits of the other two people and began to tickle them...
The two began to laugh uncontrollably, and pushed Song Chengyi out while dancing. Song Chengyi fell down and quickly crawled away from the battlefield using his hands and feet...
Song Qianxue pushed away the tickling Song Qianning, and was slapped by Song Qianyu who took advantage of the opportunity. Song Qianxue immediately slapped back, and Song Qianyu slapped back, and Song Qianxue slapped back again...
The two of them fought back and forth, and the sound of slaps continued...
Song Qianning crawled to Song Chengyi and patted him as he twisted into a worm. She was very puzzled: "Third brother, are you performing the worm movement?"
"Wow, wow, wow... Third sister, I've been bullied..."
"Who bullied you? Tell me, I'll help you teach him a lesson..."
"So many people, they are so mean, they pulled my hair, bit me, pinched me, I feel pain all over my body now... wuwuwu... it's just a lie to try to reason with them, wuwuwu..."
"Don't cry, don't cry, I will avenge you!!"
Song Qianning hugged Song Chengyi's head, patted him and comforted him softly...
"real??"
Song Chengyi's distrustful look greatly irritated Song Qianning, and she instantly turned into a violent bear.
He stood up and walked quickly to the two men, and kicked each of them who were still immersed in slapping each other.
Song Qianning turned around and looked at Song Chengyi proudly and said: "Did you see that? This is called friendly negotiation...ah..."
The boastful Song Qianning was kicked hard on the buttocks twice... and fell flat on her face.
Song Qianning took off her shoes and started taking pictures crazily like a volcano erupting. Song Chengyi, who found it interesting, also took off his shoes and shouted, "Third sister, let me help you."
Song Qianxue and Song Qianyu were beaten back repeatedly. Song Qianyu picked up the mat and started to fight back. Song Qianxue glanced at the mat on the ground and followed closely.
The four of them scrambled for the mat, and as they tore and pulled it, the mat was torn into pieces, and the cotton wool inside scattered all over the floor.
The four exhausted men fell to the ground, gasping for breath. Although they could not move their bodies or lie down, their mouths were still busy.
"Song Qianxue, you little bitch, I'm going to beat you to death..."
"I don't bother with dogs..."
"Shut up... I want to reason with you..."
"I know this question well. It's rock-paper-scissors. Whoever loses gets slapped..."
"Good idea..."
"Good idea..."
"Good idea..."
The four of them got up and sat together. In the first round, Song Qianxue and Song Qianyu lost, so Song Chengyi and Song Qianning slapped them. In the second round, Song Qianyu lost, so the three of them slapped her. In the third round, Song Qianning won, so she slapped all three of them. In the fourth round, Song Chengyi lost, so he was slapped by all three of them...
After more than 20 rounds, Song Qianyu and Song Qianxue, whose faces were swollen like pigs, protested and refused to continue. Song Qianning suggested taking a bite instead? ?
The other three nodded in agreement, rolled up their sleeves and exposed their arms, and then a new round began...
What followed was the sound of pigs being slaughtered. After a night of friendly consultation and discussion, the four of them...
As soon as the sun rose, Jiang came to Fu'an Hall early to help her mother-in-law wash and dress.
"Mother, Ning'er and the others have already stayed in the ancestral hall for a night. They haven't had a good rest for two days. Mother..."
"I know you love the children, especially the three sisters. You are usually more indulgent because you love Ning's biological mother without any limit. Because of Xue's background, you always can't bear to blame her when she has conflicts with Yu and makes mistakes. And as for Yu, no matter how many bad habits she has, you don't blame her too much, right?"
"I can't hide anything from my mother. Ning'er is Xiyun's only bloodline left in this world. How can I not love her? I also watched Xuejie grow up. After all, I have raised her for many years. I am not unaware of her worries in the past two years, so how can I bear to blame her? As for Yujie, the Marquis' Mansion owes her too much, so we always turn a blind eye."
"Never mind, it's not a big deal after all, let's just forgive them this time. Come on! Accompany me to see them!"
"Okay, mother..."
Jiang helped her mother-in-law out of Fu'an Hall and walked towards the ancestral hall.
On the way, he met Song Chengzhou, who was walking towards him. He bowed to the old lady and said, "Grandson was just about to go and pay his respects to grandmother..."
"Okay, grandma knows your purpose. Let's go! Let's go and see your disappointing brothers and sisters!"
Song Chengzhou's thoughts were exposed, so he could only smile awkwardly and walked forward with his grandmother...
Jiang supported the old lady all the way to the entrance of the ancestral hall, Song Chengzhou followed closely behind, and Nanny Lin and Nanny Chen hurried forward and pushed open the door.
What caught my eye was the cotton wool all over the floor, four people sleeping in a daze, and a tablet lying here and there...
The old lady almost couldn't catch her breath, Jiang took a deep breath, and Song Chengzhou was dumbfounded, thinking that this was the end...
"Evildoers, evildoers, evildoers... Are these evildoers going to tear down the ancestral hall?? Ah?" The old lady was so angry that veins popped out, her body began to shake and she took two steps back...
"Mother, mother, calm down, don't be upset... don't be angry... be careful not to hurt yourself, Zhou Ge'er, go quickly, go and place the tablet. Nanny Lin, Nanny Chen, Caiyun Cloud and Xia, go wake up the young master and the young ladies..."
Jiang quickly supported her mother-in-law and gave her orders while comforting her...
Song Chengzhou hurried to the altar and put the fallen tablets in place one by one.
The old lady was so angry that she beat her chest and said, "I am so ashamed of my ancestors! If I don't punish these evildoers severely today, how can I face the ancestors of the Song family in the future?"
Caiyun straightened Song Qianyu's sideways body and screamed in fright.
"Caiyun, the ancestral hall is a restricted area and you are not allowed to make loud noises...ah..." Caixia, who hadn't finished her words yet, screamed in fright.
"No rules...ah..." Nanny Lin was about to scold the two of them, but she ended up getting hit as well.
"Mrs. Lin, you are also an elder in the mansion, why are you so…" The old lady who was about to scold Mrs. Chen got stuck.
"Oh my God!! What on earth happened... This?? This?" Jiang's eyes were about to pop out.
Even though the old lady had seen many big scenes, she was still so shocked that she was speechless...
Song Chengzhou, who was placing the tablets here, turned around when he heard the shouts and was frightened by the four pig-headed faces. He took two steps back and bumped into the altar. Several tablets that had just been placed fell down again. The terrified Song Chengzhou quickly straightened them up, muttering to himself: "Ancestors, please forgive me, ancestors, please forgive me."
The four people were helped to sit up. They all had messy hair on their heads, scratches and blood on their swollen cheeks, strangled marks on their necks, and bite marks on their exposed arms. Their clothes were covered with messy blood stains...
The vivid crime scene left the people present dumbfounded and unable to guess what happened.
"My face hurts so much...ah!" Song Qianyu, who had just woken up, rubbed her eyes subconsciously and screamed in pain.
"My arm hurts so much... wuwuwu." Song Qianxue had just opened her eyes when the pain spread throughout her body.
"My head hurts, my waist hurts, my hands hurt..." Song Chengyi grimaced in pain all over his body.
"Ouch! My back seems to be broken. Which wicked ghost plotted against me?" Song Qianning felt as if her whole body was punching in for an extreme off-road trip, and every cell in her body was crying out in pain.
The four wails were getting louder and louder, and the old lady's eyes were twitching because of her high blood pressure.
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