Sweet 80s

Because Ji Xiaoguang set a new goal for himself.

In order to be able to successfully hunt wild rabbits with a slingshot on the snowy back mountain in winter.

Next, he focused all his games on practicing the slingshot, and even brought the slingshot to school, practicing it all the time.

As his "teacher", Dabao will also provide him with one-on-one guidance during breaks.

Ji Xiaoguang's slingshot aiming skills seem to be inferior to Dabao's, but in fact they are far superior to Dabao.

Basically, it can be understood as, point east and hit west, point south and hit north.

No matter if he aimed or estimated, or even if he pulled and fired immediately, he would lose if he hit the target once according to the predetermined trajectory.

Although the hit rate of the bullet in Ji Xiaoguang's hand was terribly low, its destructive power was astonishingly high.

After the physical education class, the children played games in groups of three or five on the playground.

Ji Xiaoguang took Dabao to the bottom of the two-story teaching building with red brick exterior walls.

A few meters away is a hidden bush. You can accumulate experience by repeatedly aiming at the white locust flowers on the branches of the locust tree.

Empty-shot exercises would not be effective, so Ji Xiaoguang searched for a suitable stone on the ground.

Dabao saw that the situation was not good, so he stopped him from doing that: "Don't load the bullets, it will be over if the teacher finds out."

"It's okay, just be careful. Go over there and help me watch. If someone comes, just cough loudly."

Dabao still felt unsure, but seeing the other party's unwilling look, he knew that it was useless to say anything, so he could only helplessly walk to the designated location to help him keep watch.

Few people often come to the place where they are. Dabao felt bored after a while and started catching grasshoppers in the half-meter-high grass next to him.

One second ago, he caught a glimpse of Ji Xiaoguang shooting at the tree in an orderly manner, and the next second, he disappeared into the bushes.

He didn't think much about it and continued to squat on the ground, removing the extra branches from the branches he picked up nearby and beating the grass.

At this moment, an extremely crisp sound came into my ears from the teaching building behind me.

Just as Dabao was about to follow the sound, a person suddenly ran out from the bushes.

When he looked closely, he saw Ji Xiaoguang, who was covered in grass seeds and looked panic-stricken.

When he opened his mouth to ask, the other party didn't give him time to speak, but just pulled him up and ran away quickly.

The two took advantage of the situation and pretended nothing had happened, blending into the group of students playing games and shouting loudly that they wanted to play together.

"You guys are having a boring time. Who can recite a fart rumor? Raise your hand."

Ji Xiaoguang's mentality really convinced Dabao who was standing beside him.

Two minutes ago, he broke the glass window of the classroom with his own hands, and two minutes later, he was acting as if nothing had happened and playing a jingle.

Dabao behaved very reservedly. He didn't dare to look at others throughout the whole process and just followed Ji Xiaoguang's performance.

"I, I will."

“So would I.

The students raised their hands one after another.

Ji Xiaoguang took the lead and took a step forward: "Let me start with you. Once upon a time, a man farted and it traveled all the way to Moscow and Italy. The king of Italy was watching a show..."

Thus, the performance project of reciting jingles by a few people and then more than a dozen people began.

"I was very dissatisfied with the smell of this fart, so I asked scientists to study and analyze it. This is a fart, a gas that rushes around in the human stomach, and if you are not careful, you will open the back door and slip out..."

The children's emotions were aroused, becoming increasingly excited, and their voices gradually became louder.

Just as they were reciting with great interest, the head teacher walked into the crowd angrily.

"Stop, stop, stop. Stop it now."

The head teacher, Mr. Yang, is about 50 years old. During his 30 years of teaching, he has always managed the class with a rigorous attitude.

Teacher Yang is usually very strict with his students, sometimes even harsh. His strong aura and sharp eyes are intimidating.

With just one sentence, the noisy crowd immediately fell silent.

The students all stood still and waited for the lecture.

Teacher Yang raised his hand and pointed in the direction of the teaching building, and asked with a serious face: "Who broke the window of Class 51?"

The students looked at each other, not understanding what the other person meant.

This teaching building has two floors.

The first floor houses all the classes for grades one, two and three, while the second floor houses the classrooms for senior students.

"Some students saw it. Who of you brought a slingshot to school?"

Slingshots and other toys are strictly prohibited from being brought into school, especially in Teacher Yang's class, where the management is stricter than in other classes.

Children who have never done anything bad have bright eyes and dare to look their teachers in the eye.

Then, Teacher Yang looked around at everyone present.

Her eyes were like a sharp sword, as if she could see through every little thought of her students.

Ji Xiaoguang pouted and shook his head, pretending to be trying hard to recall.

Dabao felt extremely guilty at this moment. He knew that if anyone noticed anything wrong, both of them would be doomed.

So, he pretended to be innocent and took the initiative to report the situation to the teacher: "We have been playing games here, and we didn't see anyone go to the classroom."

"Yes, we have been here all the time, right Zhou Ning." When Ji Xiaoguang heard Dabao making an excuse, he hurriedly agreed.

Of course, classmate Zhou Ning didn't remember clearly, but the broken glass had nothing to do with him, so he nodded without thinking.

"Teacher Yang, there are students over there, are they the ones who are fighting..."

Teacher Yang looked up at another group of people not far away. Seeing that he could not get any useful information from them, he let a few people go for the time being and walked away in a hurry.

Call ~

Ji Xiaoguang finally breathed a sigh of relief. He turned around and gave Dabao a wink.

"I can't hold it anymore, Lin Kai, let's pee together."

"it is good."

Far away from this place, Dabao kept looking back in the direction of Teacher Yang.

"Stop looking, be careful not to be discovered." Ji Xiaoguang reminded him with a gloomy face.

Dabao's face flushed red, his eyes flashed with dissatisfaction, and he muttered and complained: "I told you not to fire the bullet, but you didn't listen."

"I didn't mean to shoot upstairs. I don't know what happened. Maybe the slingshot was not made well? Why can't I aim in the right direction..."

As he spoke, Ji Xiaoguang took out the slingshot and examined it carefully over and over again.

Dabao was so scared that he grabbed the slingshot and quickly put it in his pocket: "You!"

"What should I do? What if I'm recognized by the fifth graders? I've been in trouble a lot lately. If my mom and grandma knew about it, they would definitely beat me to death..."

It was not until this moment that Ji Xiaoguang truly realized the seriousness of the matter.

As he spoke, his legs no longer had the strength to move forward and he sat down on the ground.

"You are such a jerk. You are so bad at using that slingshot. It either hits a hornet's nest or breaks my jars. And this time..."

"Oh, by the way, did your parents beat you up when they found out the jar was broken?"

"It's not a jar, it's a clay pot."

"Oh whatever, did I beat you up?"

"No, I...I lied to them and said...my brother broke it."

"If you tell the truth, will they beat you?"

"I have no idea..."

After hearing this, Ji Xiaoguang's eyes rolled around and a perfect plan instantly formed in his mind.

"Lin Kai, how is our relationship?"

"We are good friends."

"If I ask you to do me a favor, would you help me?"

"I..." Dabao was small but not stupid. He was about to blurt out something, but rationality overcame emotion and he braked in time: "It depends on the situation..."

"No, if I were dying you wouldn't save me?"

"Well, then I am a child, how can I save you..."

Ji Xiaoguang sat up straight and spoke righteously with a very serious expression.

"If the teacher finds out, just tell him that the slingshot is yours. From now on, I'll recognize you as my big brother and I'll beat up anyone you tell me to beat up. I won't regret it!"

Dabao swallowed his saliva.

This condition is certainly tempting to him, but once the truth is revealed, he may not be able to bear the consequences.

He shook his head and said in resistance: "No, no, it hurts if you slap me on the butt."

"Ten assignments!"

Ji Xiaoguang crossed his fingers and gestured: "And I'll write your summer homework for you this year, so you can have fun all summer long, how about that?"

This condition is simply unbeatable.

Under Ji Xiaoguang's constant persuasion, Dabao hesitated for a long time and finally agreed to the other party's request.