After swallowing my anger and taking the blame, I became the lucky little queen

The girl from the Nian family, why isn’t the second girl Nian considered a girl from the Nian family?

Nian Qiaoyue walked into the hall and bowed deeply and politely.

She wore a sunflower-colored pleated skirt with chrysanthemum patterns, which was bright and playful in color, but she had an emerald hairpin on her head, pearl earrings, and her lip balm was purple.

It can be said that her accessories and makeup are particularly incompatible with her clothes.

Nian Susu suddenly remembered a dress-up game he had played. In order to get high scores, he piled all kinds of accessories with elements and attributes on the character, so it looked very abrupt. Nian Qiaoyue was like the character in the game.

The queen was about to explain that the girl from the Nian family referred to was Miss Nian, not Miss Nian II.

But Nian Qiaoyue didn't misunderstand, she did it on purpose, so before the queen spoke, she asked Princess Tayali for advice, "Princess, your sword dance is heroic, but I dance poorly, please don't laugh at me."

Tayari responded, “No.”

The ministers were discussing the matter. They only knew that there was an eldest daughter in the prime minister's mansion, but where did this second daughter come from?

Among them, some people who knew the truth but not fully understood came out to "explain".

In fact, the Second Miss Nian was born out of wedlock, but because the concubine died after giving birth to the Second Miss, the Second Miss was raised under the name of Madam Nian.

Because the eldest Miss Nian was so prominent, when people mentioned the young lady from the Xiangfu, they only thought of the eldest Miss, and slowly the second Miss was forgotten.

Everyone suddenly realized.

No wonder Nian Qiaoyue and Nian Susu don’t look like sisters at all, it turns out they have the same father but different mothers.

Now the queen can’t change people even if she wants to, otherwise Tayali will definitely make fun of them.

Nian Qiaoyue secretly made up her mind to impress the Queen and take this opportunity to let all the noble families know that the second daughter of the Prime Minister's Mansion is no worse than the eldest daughter!

Only in this way would the Queen be able to put aside her prejudice against legitimate and illegitimate children and agree to her marrying Qin Fengtian.

Nian Qiaoyue took a deep breath, communicated with the musicians, and returned to the center of the hall.

The hall fell silent, and everyone was expecting Nian Qiao Yue to put in an outstanding performance and give Tayali a slap in the face.

They don’t know Nian Qiaoyue’s strength, but doesn’t Nian Susu know it either?

With Nian Qiaoyue's mediocre skills, she can only fool the inexperienced maids and servants in the backyard. But if she were to be put on the stage for a state banquet, she would only be laughed at. Moreover, with Princess Tayali in front, she would only look more embarrassed in comparison.

Nian Susu was calm and composed, having already anticipated that he would have to take the blame for Nian Qiaoyue in the near future.

In that case, why not make this a more complete embarrassment!

She took out a board of "fart bombs" from her backpack and threw it to Nian Qiaoyue who was preparing to dance.

Nian Qiaoyue got into dancing posture, put her palms together in front of her chest, raised her right knee and curled her toes forward, imitating the goddess in the Dunhuang murals. She started dancing as soon as the music started.

But what first sounded in the hall was not the music, but a fart.

The huge explosion made everyone think that the roof beam had collapsed. They looked up and found that the beam was intact. It was not until they smelled the stench of rotten eggs and dead rats that they realized that the explosion was just someone farting.

Nian Qiaoyue looked embarrassed. Of course she knew it was her fart.

However, when she saw everyone covering their noses and looking for the source of the fart smell, she felt relieved. No one should find out that it was her who did it.

The palace was still filled with a strong stench, so the queen quickly ordered the palace servants to open all the windows to ventilate the room.

Nian Susu was gloating. She wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. What if others thought it was her who set the fire?

But Nian Qiaoyue's embarrassed look was really funny.

As the music started, Nian Qiaoyue focused and put aside her awkward feelings. Everyone also forced themselves to focus on Nian Qiaoyue.

The next second, Nian Qiaoyue changed her posture, and suddenly she felt a huge storm rushing from her abdomen to an exit somewhere. She screamed in her heart that something was wrong.

As expected, she farted even louder, with such force that her skirt flew up. It was even a series of farts, with her skirt flying up and down, flying up and down...

There was "misery everywhere" in the hall.

"It stinks!"

"Help! I'm going to pass out from the stench!"

"What did you eat!"

In the chaos, Nian Susu secretly shouted, "Sister, don't pull me, I'm scared... Hahaha..." He laughed so hard that he fell backwards.

As she also had her handkerchief covering her face, and everyone was reeling from the stink, no one noticed that she was laughing.

"Your Majesty! I request that Miss Nian be asked to leave!"

"I second the proposal!"

……

They were angry, but not loud.

Because they pulled up their clothes, covered their mouths and noses, and held their breath while shouting, for fear of inhaling too much and getting poisoned.

Nian Qiaoyue's face looked very ugly. She squatted on the ground, holding her stomach, and was too embarrassed to raise her head.

I wanted to use this opportunity to impress everyone and become famous, but I didn't expect it to become "infamous".

Qin Junyu, who had been sitting upright and trying to maintain a calm expression, finally couldn't help it when Nian Qiaoyue let out a series of farts. He raised his arm, covered his nose with his sleeve, and frowned.

Nian Susu couldn't help laughing. It was rare to see the usually cool and calm Qin Junyu in such a state of disgrace.

When everyone was unable to breathe because of the stench, Nian Susu had already taken a "smell-nullifying potion" from her backpack and swallowed it, so she couldn't smell Nian Qiaoyue's fart at all.

The empress was so horrified by the stench that she could not speak. The emperor held his breath and prepared to speak, but when he closed his eyes he felt he could not stand it anymore. After several attempts, he managed to say, "Second Miss Nian, please go to the side hall."

The palace servants endured the stench and dragged Nian Qiao Yue away. They then stood by the windows and doors with several large palm-leaf fans and fanned the air vigorously in an attempt to drive away the stench.

“Miss Nian, what did your sister eat today? Why… why does her fart smell so bad?” Qin Fengtian couldn’t help but ask her in a low voice. It was obvious that she was shocked by this earth-shattering fart.

Nian Susu turned to look at him with disdain, "Just smell it, you still want to steal the recipe?" She clicked her tongue, "You little greedy cat."

Qin Fengtian: Haha.

Tayari was supported by palace servants and went outside the palace to get some fresh air.

Since the emperor didn't leave, the ministers naturally didn't dare to leave and could only stay put.

After the smell dissipated, Tayali returned to her seat, and Nian Qiaoyue was dragged back to the palace by palace servants to wait for the emperor's punishment.

"She's not going to fart again, is she?"

"Who knows? I've never seen anyone fart so loudly."

"If I hadn't smelled it with my own nose, who would have thought that a girl could fart so stinky."

"This is definitely the loudest, smelliest, and longest-lasting fart in the history of Liuli Country!"

……

This topic can't be separated from fart.

Nian Susu almost fainted from laughing when listening to their undisguised "whispers".

Nian Qiaoyue has really embarrassed herself this time!

She knelt beneath the high platform, accepting the majestic scrutiny of the Emperor and Empress. She dared not even fart, not even in the physical sense.