After swallowing my anger and taking the blame, I became the lucky little queen

Nian Susu half-bent over, tilted his head and placed the scallion under his nose, shaking his wrist from time to time to let the scent of the scallion fully release.

"You're crazy! It stinks! Take it away!" Qin Fengtian waved his arm, trying to throw the onion away, and used his other arm to block his mouth and nose and cover half of his face. She deliberately used the onion to stink him, otherwise why would she have such a wicked smile on her face!

You can tell how shocked he is at the moment from his wide-open eyes and inverted thick eyebrows.

“Hahahaha…” Seeing his big reaction and funny expression, Nian Susu laughed so hard that he couldn’t straighten his back.

After being teased and laughed at, Qin Fengtian's unhappiness overwhelmed the nausea in his stomach. He sat up from the rocking chair, stared at Nian Susu angrily, and shouted: "Do you want to stink me to death?"

Nian Susu was still laughing. The hand holding the scallion was lightly touching her lower abdomen, and the other hand was supporting her knees. She was laughing so hard that her body was shaking.

Qin Fengtian was stunned. He had never seen anyone smile so beautifully. The maids and nannies around him kept a straight face every day and dared not show any big expression. Even if they smiled, they would just raise the corners of their mouths, like zombies.

Although he was a frequent visitor to brothels in Shengjing and had seen many beautiful women, he had never seen anyone who dared to grin as widely as Nian Susu.

He once accidentally saw Hua Huai from Chunhua Hall laughing. The wrinkles at the corners of her eyes were big enough to kill a fly, her cheeks were deep with grooves, her cheekbones were high, and her teeth were uneven. She was completely devoid of the charming and stunning look she had when she smiled calmly.

From then on, he understood why women always liked to cover their faces with handkerchiefs or fans when they laughed. In order not to destroy the image of beauty, he never deliberately looked at what they looked like when they laughed again.

But Nian Susu's smile was very radiant and charming, with curved eyebrows and eyes like a little fox, and her laughter was as clear as the camel bells echoing in the endless desert.

When she smiles, the ice in December can melt into spring water, and the spring water turns into the lake in her bright eyes.

At this moment, I can only remember the line that Qin Junyu dubbed "dissolute poem": "She is as beautiful as a flower, her skin is as white as snow, her smile is intoxicating and she is extremely gorgeous."

Qin Fengtian swallowed his saliva and was dazzled by the sunlight behind her before he came back to his senses.

Nian Susu was completely unaware that his mind was wandering and stared at the two "black bugs" on his face, "You...hahaha...your eyebrows are like...hahaha...two caterpillars, upside down!"

Qin Fengtian's ears turned red, his face turned into an embarrassed expression. He didn't even bother to cover his mouth and nose, but put his palms together to cover his eyebrows, anxious and annoyed, "You! How can you attack someone's appearance? You have no manners!"

People laughed at him, but he was fascinated by them and felt ashamed.

Fortunately, she was only concerned with laughing and didn't care about anything else.

Nian Susu stood up straight and said righteously: "It was your eyebrows that attacked me first!"

Qin Fengtian's face turned even redder.

She's a very good talker and there's no benefit in arguing with her.

His eyes rolled around and he thought of a good idea, "I will tell Prime Minister Nian that you are disrespectful to me!"

Nian Susu's laughter stopped abruptly, her red lips were tightly pursed, and she looked like she wanted to laugh but didn't dare to, her face flushed red from holding it in.

Qin Fengtian snorted twice, "Are you scared now?"

As soon as she finished speaking, she burst into laughter and laughed even more crazily.

What’s the difference between this and elementary school students?

Qin Fengtian had no way to deal with Nian Susu, so he folded his arms, leaned back, lay down, and turned his face away from her in angrily.

Nian Susu suppressed her smile and decided to show mercy and let him go. If she really angered him, her plan would be ruined.

"Alright, alright, my Lord. I was just teasing you."

Qin Fengtian remained unmoved.

Nian Susu didn't care what he was thinking. She picked up the small bowl of soybean paste she brought from the table, put the white end of the scallion on it, turned it around, and when the white scallion was completely covered in the soybean paste, she took a big bite.

The spicy onion juice exploded in the mouth in an instant, and the salty and fragrant taste of the sauce went straight to the top of the head.

Nian Susu shuddered. This was her first time eating green onions dipped in sauce. It turned out that people should stay in their comfort zone. It might taste good to some northerners, but she was a genuine southerner.

But in order to play the role to the fullest, she smacked her lips, closed her eyes, chewed carefully, and savored the taste, as if she was eating delicious food.

Qin Fengtian was not fooled by Nian Susu's expression. When he saw her stuffing a large mouthful of onion into her mouth, he almost spit it out. Now his face was greener than the onion.

"Your Highness, it's really delicious, please try a bite." Nian Susu added the remaining green onions and sauce and handed it to Qin Fengtian's mouth.

Qin Fengtian was like a bird on the tip of a gun - he was so scared that he wanted to avoid it. In a panic, he turned over and fell straight off the rocking chair. He didn't have time to rub his burning buttocks. He stared at Nian Susu vigilantly, fearing that she would attack him with a scallion.

Nian Susu wanted to laugh but didn't dare to. He sincerely handed the green onion forward and said, "It's really delicious. I'm not lying to you."

Qin Fengtian: Hehe...

"I eat five scallions and a pound of garlic every day. In a month, I have to spend fifty taels of silver just to make the sauce." She counted on her fingers, "That's 600 taels a year, 3000 taels in five years, and 6000 taels in ten years..."

The image in Qin Fengtian's mind was a huge yard full of green onions and garlic, with Nian Susu holding a large jar of sauce, sweeping it like a wolf, with the sticky sauce all over his face. At this moment, even the most beautiful face would be dull.

"Miss Nian, you..." He bared his teeth and squeezed out a few words from between his teeth, "You have such a strong taste..."

Nian Susu felt like listening to heavenly music. It was right for her to think that she had a strong taste, and it was even more right for her to dislike her!

"Is this a strong taste? You don't even know." Nian Susu sat on the railing and crossed his legs. "I used to love to eat stinky mandarin fish, hairy tofu, and fermented thousand sheets. Later, my mother said that they smelled extremely bad and forbade me to eat them. That's why I stopped eating them."

Qin Fengtian's eyebrows were twisted into the shape of the Chinese character "川", and his look of disdain revealed a bit of admiration.

He had experienced the power of stinky mandarin fish when he was on business in the Yangtze River area. Mrs. Nian's description of it as "extremely stinky" was simply not enough to describe the tip of the iceberg.

If he were to say, the smell should be the result of an old lady's yellowed foot binding and a general's sweaty foot socks that hadn't been changed or washed for more than ten days being put together and soaked for forty-nine days, and then the stench that was emitted.

Qin Fengtian really respects her as a man because she can accept and fall in love with stinky mandarin fish.

Nian Susu weighed the scallion in his hand and said calmly, "If I get married in the future, I must marry a husband who can accept my little quirks. I don't ask him to eat scallions and garlic with me, but at least he can't stop me from eating them."

Qin Fengtian breathed a sigh of relief, as long as it wasn't stinky mandarin fish.

"If he wants to marry me, the first test is to make him try all the food I like to eat! Otherwise, I won't marry him!" Nian Susu took a big bite of the scallion to show his determination.

Qin Fengtian's heart finally settled down.

In fact, this marriage is not necessary.