Started as an exile and became a mother, kicked the scumbag and spoiled the whole family
Chapter 300: Pinching Waist
It turned out to be the case.
Xiao Yunfei looked in the direction Wang San pointed, and suddenly found that a crack had been made in the middle of the dense grass, and it looked like a path was about to be trampled out.
It seems that many people must have followed this road to go to the toilet in the bushes this morning.
Xiao Yunfei retracted his gaze and said.
"Don't get me wrong. I'm not saying you're lazy. If you want to go to the bathroom, don't go to the bushes. It smells bad and isn't clean. Come pee in the bathroom."
When Wang San and Zhao Si saw Xiao Yunfei waving his hand to let them pass, they hesitated for a moment, then raised their legs and walked towards Xiao Yunfei.
Zhao Si asked suspiciously.
"Yun Fei, you just said that this beautiful white house behind you is a toilet? Did I understand correctly?"
Xiao Yunfei said with a kind smile.
"Yes, this is the toilet. Come here, both of you. I will teach you how to use this toilet, and then you can teach others."
Zhao Si and Wang San hurried over and looked at everything inside curiously.
Wang San was so excited that he stuttered.
"This, this, this toilet looks better than the big restaurants in town. If I could use the toilet here, I'd feel like my butt is covered in gold."
Zhao Si said with some disdain, "Look at how ignorant you are. How can a restaurant be so small? It would only look like a restaurant if it were bigger."
Xiao Yunfei could understand Zhao Si and the others' reactions very well. After all, he was also shocked when he first saw this toilet.
He briefly told Zhao Si and the others how to use the toilet, and then left after teaching them.
After Xiao Yunfei left, Zhao Si and Wang San closed the door and squeezed into the toilet to talk in private.
"The Yunfei family is really not an ordinary family. Just look at this toilet. Can ordinary people use such a good toilet?"
"That's right. This toilet is so good. It's clean and odorless. There are no maggots in the pit in the summer, and it looks like your butt won't be frozen in the winter. I've never seen such a good toilet in my life."
"I haven't seen it either. What are we waiting for? Let's try it now!"
"Yes, yes, yes. I was so lost in the conversation that I forgot about it. You asked me to come first. I can't hold it any longer."
......
After Zhao Si and Wang San returned, the words "Go to Xiao Yunfei's toilet and experience the feeling of being an emperor" spread among the villagers who were working.
Everyone was curious about what the toilet looked like, and went in one after another to use the toilet.
Su Miaomiao was stewing in the outer room. She noticed the villagers' unusual behavior and asked Xiao Yunfei curiously.
"What's wrong with them? Why are they so happy? They look very excited."
Xiao Yunfei closed his eyes and said while trying not to laugh.
"I just taught my fourth brother and the others how to use our toilet, and then they became like this. They were so excited to use the toilet."
"Oh, that's okay. It will be fine after the novelty wears off." Su Miaomiao smiled helplessly and said, "This group of people are so cute."
"Yeah, I think so too. They also say that using our toilet is like being an emperor."
"Really? Then they are wrong. The emperor has no chance to use a toilet like ours."
"Yes, my child and I are able to use it thanks to you. Thank you, my wife."
"Slippery tongue! All you know is nice things to say, but no action to show for it."
"What action do you want? I'll come now!"
Xiao Yunfei suddenly became excited. He stood up and pressed against Su Miaomiao's back, then raised his hand and pinched Su Miaomiao's waist.
"Wife, can I massage your waist?"
Su Miaomiao was startled, as if an electric shock had passed through her body. She pushed Xiao Yunfei and said something angrily.
"Don't make a fuss. There are so many people outside. What if someone sees us?"
"But I want to help you."
There was a hint of grievance in Xiao Yunfei's eyes.
Has this stinky man learned to act pitiful?
Su Miaomiao glared at him and said.
"No need to pinch me! Stand further away and stand still!"
Xiao Yunfei raised his hands in surrender and stood obediently by the side.
Soon he came up to Su Miaomiao while she was working.
"Wife, do you think I'm obedient? Can you give me a kiss as a reward?"
"cannot!"
Su Miaomiao simply refused.
After being pushed away, Xiao Yunfei asked with an unsatisfied look on his face.
"What?"
“There are too many people outside.”
When Xiao Yunfei heard the key information, he immediately rekindled his hope and asked.
"Then can you reward me tonight after they've all left?"
"From now on, if you stop messing around, I'll consider it."
"Okay, okay." Xiao Yunfei agreed hastily, his eyes shining as he said, "I won't mess around anymore. I promise I won't mess around anymore."
The dish is ready.
When Su Miaomiao lifted the lid of the pot, the fragrance filled the yard.
When the villagers working in the yard smelled the fragrance, they immediately lost their focus on working and all they thought about was food.
Someone said helplessly, holding his stomach.
"I ate quite a bit this morning, so why am I so hungry all of a sudden?"
"You may not be hungry, but greedy! Me too, I am so greedy right now, I am drooling."
"Hahaha, you two are like this too, I thought I was the only one like this, I didn't even have the nerve to say I was drooling over it."
"It smells so good, why do I smell meat? Isn't it a home-cooked meal? There shouldn't be meat, right?"
"It's hard to say, maybe it has some meat in it, so it has a meaty aroma."
"That's fine too. It's okay if I can't eat meat, as long as there's meat flavor. Haha. I can eat and drink for free at other people's houses. I can eat anything. I'm not picky."
......
The villagers in the yard were working while looking forward to eating soon. At the same time, Su Miaomiao shouted from the outer room into the house.
"Children, the food is ready, come out and pick up the dishes."
"Here I come! Mom."
The children responded in unison and quickly popped their heads out of the room.
Xiao Yunfei and Zhang Xing each carried a table and walked into the yard, placing it in a cool place.
As soon as the table was put down, Xiao Jing came out with a rag and wiped it again.
Soon the younger brothers put the bowls and chopsticks on.
Then everyone went back to help serve the dishes.
The whole family worked together in harmony and no one was idle.
After a while, the two dishes and cucumber pickles were served.
There were many people eating this time, so Su Miaomiao cooked many dishes.
Although there were only two dishes, they were served on multiple plates, almost filling the entire table.
After getting ready, Xiao Yunfei and Zhang Xing went to the front yard and the back yard respectively to call everyone to eat.
The villagers had been waiting for this moment for a long time, and finally heard the boss calling them to eat. They quickly put down their work, ran to wash their hands, and prepared to eat.
The children helped to prepare water for hand washing. They were very polite when they met people and spoke and chatted a bit like Su Miaomiao. In just a short while, they were praised by many people.
The children were very happy to be praised and went back to the room and told Su Miaomiao that they would also help to fetch water for hand washing tomorrow.
Everyone was very enthusiastic about eating, and in almost an instant, the two large tables and one small table were full of people.
I saw crystal clear rice and white flour buns, as well as the greasy stewed pork with sauerkraut, which was topped with not only large slices of pork belly and lean meat, but also large bones from many people.
This is really surprising.
Xiao Yunfei and his wife were really generous and actually gave them such delicious food.
"Uncle Ga, I told you it was a white flour bun, and you said it was impossible. What do you think? Do you think it's a slap in the face?"
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