Zhengyangmen: Don’t date Su Meng

The store was just at the corner in front of the alley, and he found it easily. He took out the only two cents he had and bought a bottle of soy sauce. This was the money Han's mother had just given him. Soy sauce was exactly 0.2 yuan per pound, and the bottle could hold just one pound.

Han's mother had already planned everything!

"Look, two scoops." The salesperson used a special tool to scoop out two scoops, one scoop was half a pound, exactly one pound.

"Okay, thank you."

Han Chunming walked away carrying the soy sauce bottle. When he passed the street corner, he suddenly remembered that Mr. Guan seemed to live in this courtyard. He crouched down and walked forward, gently pushing the door.

Uh, the door didn't move.

He exerted force secretly and looked down to find that there was a lock on the door. He suddenly wanted to slap himself. It was so stupid.

Well, it's not the right time.

Han Chunming was very curious about Grandpa Guan. When he was watching the TV series, he admired two people the most - Grandpa Guan and Hou Polan.

They are both extraordinary people.

Mr. Guan's ancestors were prominent figures with a rich family background. He loved antiques and was old-fashioned. What worried him most during his lifetime were his old belongings. He was afraid that his unfilial son would sell them abroad, and then he would really not be able to face his ancestors.

The experience of Marquis Pulan is even more legendary. He is the grandson of a eunuch. His ancestors had conflicts with Grandpa Guan's family, but later they reconciled. With his discerning eyes, he secretly collected antiques under the guise of collecting rags, and his family fortune is also considerable.

But he also attaches great importance to loyalty. When Grandpa Guan faked his death, in order to fulfill his wish, he ruthlessly smashed the priceless treasure. Everyone who saw it had to give him a thumbs up.

Han Chunming admired their character and wanted to learn from them the skill of identifying antiques.

Don't think too much, he's not thinking of getting something for nothing.

Of course, if the other party insisted on giving it, he would still...

Ahem, that’s rude!

After once again dealing with Grandpa Guo who had nothing to do all day, the first thing Han Chunming did when he returned home was to ask where Grandpa Guan had gone.

"Hey, he went out to chat with his old friends. He left yesterday. Do you have anything to do with him?"

Because Han Chunming is Grandpa Guan's apprentice, the two families have a very good relationship. The Guan family's yard is so big that it is usually Han's mother who tidies up. When Grandpa Guan goes out, he will give the key to Han's mother and let her take care of his yard.

It turned out to be the case.

Han Chunming put the soy sauce on the table, went into his room, closed the door, picked up a notebook and started reading.

Since the system is unreliable, you have to rely on yourself!

It’s just picking up books again. As a strong undergraduate in the new century, how could he retreat?

Dry!

ten minutes later……

"Second brother, could you please go out first and let me read for a while?" Han Chunming said helplessly as he looked at Han Chunsheng who was picking his toes.

There's nothing I can do, it's too eye-catching.

"Xiao Wuzi, I'm not saying anything bad to you, but what you should do now is to find a job instead of staying at home reading books all day. And your grades were always at the bottom when you were in school. You didn't study hard back then, and now you regret it? It's too late."

Han Chunsheng pulled his index finger out from between his toes. He could still see the black mud attached to his index finger with his peripheral vision. He subconsciously wanted to put it under his nose, but suddenly realized that there were people around. He had to start rubbing it with his thumb, and finally the black mud became a small black ball.

【biu~】

Han Chunming watched the small black pill fall to his feet with his own eyes. Its trajectory was clear and its landing point was definite!

This...he was attacked by air strike!

Ahhhh, I can’t stand it anymore!

Han Chunming immediately stepped forward and pulled Han Chunsheng off the bed, saying sternly: "Second brother, go wash your feet now, otherwise you can't go to bed tonight."

"What?" Han Chunsheng exclaimed, "Chunming, what's wrong with you again? Why are you so noisy today? I never see you being so clean normally."

"Hey, don't pull me."

Seeing that Han Chunsheng was lying on the bed and refused to get off, Han Chunming threatened: "Brother, if you don't wash your feet, I will tell mom and let her see how dirty you are."

When talking about Han's mother, Han Chunsheng was still a little afraid, and Han's mother trusted Han Chunming the most. If he made up stories about herself, he would be scolded by his mother.

Even at this age, he shuddered at the thought of being scolded by his mother by the ears again.

"Okay, second brother can go, Chunming, you have more and more problems now."

Han Chunsheng muttered and walked out of the room. Han Chunming breathed a sigh of relief, picked up his coat and started fanning himself, trying to purify the air pollution in the room.

Han Chunsheng washing his feet surprised Han's mother and Han Chunyan, especially the latter. She knew her second brother's laziness very well, so she immediately stepped forward and teased him:

"Second brother, why did you think of washing your feet today? Did you get choked up?"

"What are you talking about? How can my second brother be such a person? Girls shouldn't talk nonsense." Han Chunsheng got anxious all of a sudden. This was a personal attack, so he had to argue: "It's Chunming. I don't know what's wrong with him today. He said that the smell of my sweaty feet made him unable to open his eyes and disturbed him from reading."

"Xiao Wuzi is right!" Han Chunyan smiled and stabbed Han Chunsheng again.

"Go away, go away, or I'll pour water on you." Han Chunsheng became furious and pretended to pour water on Han Chunyan, scaring the latter so much that she immediately stepped back with a scream.

That scene was like a frightened cat!

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After driving Han Chunyan away, Han Chunsheng began to rub his feet proudly, humming an unknown tune. He felt inexplicably refreshed and increased his strength.

Han Chunyan quickly walked away from the disaster area, still a little frightened.

She firmly believed that her second brother would splash her with bath water, because Han Chunsheng was that kind of person; but she was confused about the fact that Han Chunming asked her second brother to wash his feet - when did Xiao Wuzi become so fond of cleanliness?

[He didn’t wash his feet for a week before? ]

[Could it be... that he really has changed his personality? No, I have to go and check it out. ]

As soon as Han Chunyan entered the room, she saw Han Chunming waving his coat and looking constipated. Just as she was about to go in, she was forced out by the smell of sauerkraut.

"Yue! The smell of second brother's feet is too strong. Please stop fanning them, or the house will stink soon." Han Chunyan covered her nose and stepped back. When she was at a safe distance, she greedily breathed in the fresh air.

Han Chunming also realized that he was doing useless work, so he threw down his coat and wanted to escape. But then he thought that if he left the coat here, it would be marinated! No, he went back to pick up the coat and rushed out.

"Phew! It feels so good to be alive!"

Han Chunyan patted his shoulder with an expression that said "I understand you", then took two steps away from him without leaving a trace.

The smell on him is really a bit strong!

Han Chunming looked at Han Chunsheng with a look of grief and indignation, complaining: "Second brother, why didn't you wash your socks when you washed your feet? Don't you know that your socks are greasy? They can stand up when thrown on the ground. I almost suffocated!"

"Ah?" Han Chunsheng was stunned, then asked: "You didn't ask me to wash my socks?"

???

Han Chunming was stunned!

What kind of amazing brain circuit is this? What kind of amazing speech is this!

The sky is vast, how unkind to me!

Smart brain, let me go with you!

"Second brother, why don't you wash your socks while you wash your feet? Otherwise, no one will be able to sleep in our room at night!" Han Chunming forced a smile and persuaded.

"Chunming, I have to say a few words to you. You are completely formalistic. You told me to wash my feet, so I came out to wash my feet. But now you ask me to wash my socks, so does that mean..." Han Chunsheng was very dissatisfied with Han Chunming's frequent changes of orders. It seemed that he wanted to give him a good political lesson.

"If you don't wash, I will tell our mother and let her make the decision." Han Chunming used his trump card.

"Xiao Wuzi, you... Hey, hey, come back. Can't I go back to get my socks? Why are you always looking for mom like you did when you were little?"

Han Chunsheng had no choice but to get up and go back to the house to get his socks, muttering to himself.

It's no wonder that he keeps nagging. Han Chunming has liked to tell tales since he was a child. Whenever Han Chunsheng did something bad, he would tell Han's mother. Then Han Chunsheng would be punished by his elder brother and mother together. As a result, he has some PTSD!

[Little guy, I don't believe I can't control you! ]

Han Chunyan gave him a thumbs up and said, "Well done, otherwise the whole house would have been filled with the smell of marinade tonight."

In the evening, the family of four ate steamed corn bread with pickles and fried cabbage. This was their daily meal. Only when guests came or the eldest brother, sister-in-law or eldest sister came home would they cook two meat dishes. Usually they only had steamed corn bread.

Han Chunsheng hung his head, which made Han Chunming unable to help but laugh out loud.

This has nothing to do with him!

He kept his word and did not go to complain to Han's mother, but who knew that Han's mother went to their room by herself, and then...

Han Chunsheng was in trouble and was severely scolded for a long time.

Han Chunming can't help laughing when he thinks about the scene at that time!

Suddenly, he felt a resentful gaze, and when he looked, he saw that it was indeed from Han Chunsheng. He immediately responded with a warm smile, saying that he was innocent and that he had not informed on anyone.

Han Chunsheng naturally didn't believe it, his eyes seemed to say: "Second brother will remember you, don't ask for help from second brother in the future!"

Han Chunming still had a smile on his face, making Han Chunsheng unable to do anything.

"Stop making eyes at each other, if you have something to say, say it face to face." Han's mother directly exposed their eye contact and successfully made them each finish a steamed bun.

"Xiao Wuzi, don't go out and fool around tomorrow afternoon. Your third aunt and her friends are coming. I'm afraid they don't know the way. Go and meet them."

"Oh." Han Chunming responded, then wondered, "Mom, isn't it tomorrow? Why are you telling me now? Let's talk about it tomorrow."

Mother Han stared at him for a few seconds, and Han Chunyan smiled and said, "Xiao Wuzi, you are so funny now. You sleep until noon every day. If mom doesn't tell you now, what if she forgets at noon?"

Ok!

Han Chunming nodded silently. It turned out that he was also a late sleeper!

This looks a lot like him!

In real life, on weekends he sleeps until the afternoon, wakes up to order takeout, watches videos and waits for the takeout, stays up for a while after dinner, and then sleeps until the next day, feeling very happy.

Oh, I miss it when I think about it!

"Haha, that was my old self. Starting tonight, I will start reading, so just wait and see." Han Chunming is very excited, even more excited than Bo!

"Oh." Han Chunsheng acted as if he didn't hear it and picked up a piece of cabbage with chopsticks and put it into his mouth.

"Come on, Xiao Wuzi, I'm rooting for you." Although the words are very inspiring, can you please lift up another person and at least look at me!

"Mom believes in you." Mothers are the best. They know how to trust their children.

"Go to bed early, and get up early tomorrow to go to the street office to ask about work matters." Han's mother took the empty bowl in front of him and walked into the kitchen.

It was like a bolt from the blue, and Han Chunming was stunned.

How can a 37-degree mouth say such cold words? Doesn't he care about his face? No, he must do what he says. Let's get started!

At ten o'clock in the evening, Han Chunsheng looked at Han Chunming, who was lying on his back with his arms and legs spread out, with a crystal tear hanging from the corner of his mouth. He shook his head. As expected, Chunming was still Chunming, and was not a student at all. After turning off the lights, he went to bed on time because he had to go to work tomorrow.

Han's mother was outside the house and saw that the lights in their room were off. Her expression didn't change, she just shook her head!

At six o'clock in the morning, Han Chunming sat on the bed, his face full of disbelief.

What has he done!

He was supposed to be better than Bo Ran, but now it seems that he is not as good as Bo Ran. Now he has become a complete sinner!

He wiped the corners of his mouth and the back of his hand was slightly wet.

Don’t think too much, these are tears, I was moved in my dreams at night.

Han Chunming got out of bed quietly and opened the curtains. It was bright outside and he could vaguely hear people talking in the yard. They were all early risers.

He quietly pushed open the door and found that Han's mother had already gotten up. He walked out of the house and found Han's mother in the kitchen. She was packing the vegetable basket and seemed to be preparing to go out to buy groceries.

"Xiao Wuzi? Why did you get up so early today?" Han's mother looked surprised.

"Haha." Han Chunming smiled reluctantly and explained, "I went to bed too early last night and couldn't sleep. Is there anything you can help me with?"

"No, don't you want to read a book? Go back and read!" Han's mother went out carrying a basket of vegetables.

For some reason, Han Chunming always felt that Han's mother was insulting him, but he had no evidence, which made him a little annoyed.

No, for the sake of face, he has to read this book.

Han Chunming returned to the room, sat upright, picked up the history book, and started from the first page... There was not much content on the first page, so he quickly turned to the third page, which was the real stuff.

[Sure enough, the table of contents and title page are the most important knowledge points. The great teacher of a certain audio channel did not deceive me. ]

From being impatient at the beginning to feeling interested later, he finally really read the book, turning the pages gently, his eyes never leaving the pages, and time passed by every second.