Zhengyangmen: Don’t date Su Meng

[Sneer~~~]

"Are you going to die? Are you in a hurry to reincarnate? Damn, it's so unlucky that I run into something blind so early in the morning. Pah, it's my bad luck!"

The man drove away cursing.

Wang Xuan shook his head in a daze. He felt something was wrong. He had been feeling groggy since he woke up this morning and now he was feeling a little palpitating, as if something unexpected was going to happen in the next second.

next second...

【Bang! 】

Wang Xuan felt his body flying out uncontrollably, and then seemed to fall into an endless abyss, surrounded by darkness.

At the same time, the blazing sun in the sky was instantly swallowed by a huge mouth of the abyss, and the day turned into night in the blink of an eye!

Three seconds later, the world returned to normal. People around noticed Wang Xuan lying on the ground with blood all over his body and began to shout for help. Some people immediately took out their mobile phones and started calling the police and an ambulance. The driver called softly and carefully extended a finger to Wang Xuan's nostrils. The next second, he fell to the ground and struggled to back away.

"Dead... dead?"

…………

"Hey, you are so rude, young man. I occupied this place first, why are you lying here? Get up quickly, or I will call someone."

Wang Xuan was pushed hard and he felt the weight of his body again. He slowly opened his eyes and a dark, old, wrinkled face appeared in front of him, only ten centimeters away from his face.

This is the absolute confidence of a science and engineering man!

"Um... who are you?" Wang Xuan rubbed his head. He felt like he was hit by a car, but when he opened his eyes he was not at the crime scene, which made him a little dazed.

Could it be that... everything before was an illusion?

"How dare you ask me who I am? I'm the one whose place you robbed. Why are you asking me who I am? Don't play dumb. Give me my bag."

The old man who looked like a beggar was full of complaints and reached out to pull Wang Xuan.

Wang Xuan then noticed that there seemed to be something under his buttocks. He looked down and saw that it was indeed a tattered schoolbag. He realized that he had indeed occupied someone else's territory. He quickly moved his buttocks, took out the bag, and handed it to him, saying:

"Haha, I'm so sorry, I... oh shit!

What the F**k!!!”

Wang Xuan’s eyes almost popped out, and his mouth was full of beautiful Chinese culture.

What came into view was a grocery store. No, to be precise, it was a grocery store that Wang Xuan had never seen before!

No, I seem to have a little impression of it, but I can't remember it.

The gray wall still had traces of dried rain on it. At the top were five large characters - [Serve the People]. In the lower right corner was written - State-owned Lianchang Grocery Store. There was also a metal sign next to it with the business hours. On the left, a stall was selling three kinds of fruits: apples, pears, and bananas.

The style of this grocery store was something he had never seen before. To sum it up, it was a dilapidated style from the last century.

But Wang Xuan knew clearly that this was not the realistic decoration style, because he also saw the 28-inch bicycle, wooden telephone poles, messy wires, slogans and paintings on the wall that were full of the flavor of the times, and people in strange clothes!

Thinking of a possibility, he looked at himself.

Sure enough, the dark blue overalls, the patched old Beijing cloth shoes, and the grey vest that had turned a little pale from washing, this was definitely the look of a second-rate guy!

He was wearing formal clothes when he went out in the morning. It couldn't be that someone changed it for him. Who would be so idle as to do that?

[MD! Did I travel through time just like that? ]

Wang Xuan was crying in his heart, but he still struggled and locked his eyes on the beggar in front of him. Just as he was about to speak, he was deprived of the right to speak by the other party.

"Do you want to ask me what time it is? Do you also want to ask who I am? Do you still want to know where this place is?"

"Yes, tell me quickly." Wang Xuan looked at the beggar expectantly, with many thoughts emerging in his mind.

[Could this be the grandfather in my ring? ]

[Could this be a world of cultivating immortals? ]

[But I don’t have a ring! ]

[Also, this (the letter between A and C) is too low-class, others are all immortal grandfathers, how come I am just a beggar! ]

[Uh, do you provide after-sales service? Is there a seven-day no-questions-asked refund policy? Can I write a bad review?]

His thoughts wandered off track, but the beggar in front of him chuckled, snatched the bag from his hand, and said calmly: "I think you should go to the hospital for a check-up. There is something wrong with your brain."

Wang Xuan watched the beggar wandering away, and it took him a long time to come back to his senses.

Is he considered a psychopath?!

But, those time-travel novels are all written like this. The protagonist will meet an NPC who gives directions as soon as he travels through time, and the first sentence he says must be - What dynasty is it now?

The NPC waiter smiled slightly, put the towel on his shoulders, bent down and said with a smile: "Master, this is the Southern Song Dynasty!"

Whoops, just kidding.

Even if the protagonist asked stupid questions, the NPC still did not lose interest. Not only did he answer the protagonist's questions, he also talked about the historical background, the current international situation, hidden forces, famous beauties in the world, and other messy lists. Why didn't he do that? Could it be...

He, Wang Xuan, is not the protagonist!!!

This is even more terrifying than time travel!

The tragedy is not that he traveled through time, but that after traveling through time, he turned out to be just a supporting role. Watching the protagonist living a carefree life with beautiful women throwing themselves at him, he could only be a gatekeeper. This is not time travel, this is a large-scale scene of slaughtering single dogs!

With a startle, Wang Xuan struggled to stand up, then sat down again.

My feet are a little numb.

After pausing for two minutes, he stood up and walked towards the grocery store in front of him. He walked up to the salesperson and asked, "Brother, have you been here all this time? Me?"

The man nodded and said, "Comrade, I've been here the whole time. You walked over there just now and suddenly sat down there. I thought you were tired and needed to rest for a while, so I didn't wake you up. Are you okay? Do you want me to call someone to accompany you to the hospital?"

"Uh, no, no, I'm fine."

Wang Xuan waved his hands. The young man was too enthusiastic and he was a little overwhelmed.

His mind was a mess and he needed to be alone for a while. He declined the young man's help, walked along the alley to an empty corner and sat down.

Along the way, Wang Xuan was certain that he must have traveled through time.

Moreover, if he had not traveled through time to the present world, there must be something wrong with the time he is in now.

[What should I do? I have no idea. Isn't it said that a system is necessary for traveling through time? What about my system? Is it frozen?]

"System? System Big...Dad? System Grandpa...System Big Brother? Small System...Subsystem?"

[Beep, the system is activated and starts binding to the host. ]

When Wang Xuan shouted about the subsystem, a high-tech light curtain suddenly appeared in front of him. There was only one ripple on it, surging up and down, like an atmosphere light.

However, this style... is really low.

There is also a line of words on it - the system is binding, please wait.

Behind it was a progress bar, which was advancing slowly as a percentage. If it hadn't been able to display two decimal places, he wouldn't have been able to tell whether the other party was making progress or not.

[Luckily I had read a lot of online articles before, so I knew the names of various systems, and I made up some nonsense on my own, so I was able to activate the system. Otherwise, I don’t know when I would know the existence of the system.]

He was secretly happy, but looking at the slowly moving progress bar, Wang Xuan resisted the urge to punch it. At this moment, he jumped out:

"System, is there any acceleration service? The kind that can increase the speed by 30% by paying money?

No!

……

Is there any advance on-demand service? I can pay for it. Although I don’t have money now, I can buy it on credit first!

not yet!

……

Uh, can you invite someone to help me with the progress? Even 1% is fine. Although I don’t know anyone yet, I believe they are all willing to help me.

No! "

Wang Xuan tried many methods, but the system was very indifferent and always said NO!

[Alas, as expected, modern thinking is still too advanced. The person who came up with this method is definitely worthy of being enshrined in the Imperial Ancestral Temple!]

He stared at the light screen for half an hour, his eyes were dry, and finally, the progress bar reached 100%!

[Ding, the system is bound successfully. ]

Suddenly, he felt as if his head was stuffed with a huge amount of information, as if his head was going to explode in the next second.

In order to protect him, the brain's protection mechanism was automatically activated, and Wang Xuan fainted again.

He slowly opened his eyes, and this time he really felt his head was heavy and a little ponderous.

Sitting there, he read the memories in his mind, and finally, he understood what happened.

Lucky or unlucky? He felt it was the former.

I encountered the legendary system, and was teleported to a parallel world one second before my death. Although it is a parallel world, it is no different from reality. At most, it can be summarized as a film and television world!

To be more specific, it is the film and television world under Zhengyangmen.

After learning the whole story, Wang Xuan couldn't help but hold his forehead with his hand. What the hell is going on!

I originally thought it was a time travel, but what I didn't expect was a parallel world, and a parallel world based on movies and TV.

It is because he has watched "Under the Gate of Zhengyang" several times recently, and felt deeply for Han Chunming's difficulties. He scolded Su Meng a few more times for being all show and no substance. Now he has come to this world. If he watches Lin Zhengying twice more, will he travel through time to [Renjia Town] and catch ghosts with Uncle Jiu?

Uh, no, then the probability of being caught by Uncle Jiu is probably higher.

If I play "It's Over, I Was Sucked by a Beautiful Girl" a few more times, then... Bah, don't be shy, we are all gentlemen.

Shaking his head, Wang Xuan put aside these unrealistic thoughts and asked a crucial question: "So what abilities do you have, system? Turning stones into gold? X-ray vision? Invisibility? Time travel?"

[Ding, please stay calm, and don't be shy, it may cause the book to be blocked! The system is just a maintenance system, the specific functions are as follows. ]

Three lines of words appeared on the screen:

【System: Maintenance system.】

[Function: Repair damaged objects (inanimate objects)]

[Amount required: ￥￥￥]

Wang Xuan pointed at the last three [￥] and asked, "What does this mean?"

【Drops, real money.】

Wang Xuan sweatdropped. He knew this meant money. “I want to ask you why a system costs money?”

[Damn, the principle of equal exchange, the host cannot gain something for nothing. ]

Yes, you are the boss!

Wang Xuan studied it and figured out that this [Maintenance System] is a younger system. As the name suggests, it is used to repair various objects. The amount of money spent will be different depending on the quality of the objects to be repaired and the preciousness of the objects to be repaired.

For example, if you have two tires of the same condition, it will cost you two dollars to repair the first one to 80% of new, but it will cost you four dollars or even more to repair the second one to 100% of new. For example, if you have two dollars to repair one tire to 80% of new, but it will cost you three dollars or four dollars to repair the other brake to 80% of new.

For the same item, the newer it is, the more money it will cost to repair it; for different items, to maintain the same condition, the more precious the item, the more it will cost.

It does not grow exponentially.

"Then what is your mission? Doesn't the system in online novels have its own mission?" Wang Xuan couldn't help but speak.

[Damn, no, please don't be addicted to the Internet, and have your own opinions. ]

"Well, you even dissed me, but it doesn't matter. I won't argue with you. Just wait and see how I conquer the world of Zhengyang Men. System, where's my beginner's gift pack? Give it to me."

[Ding, host, this system does not have a novice gift package. All the content has been displayed. Also, host, don't think about getting something for nothing. Remember to be down-to-earth and do things uprightly! ]

The light curtain disappeared in an instant, leaving Wang Xuan alone in shock.

"Hey, don't run away. Why is there no novice gift package? Other novels have systems that have it. Come out here. Did you covet my novice gift package? Speak up, don't play dead..."

Wang Xuan was furious and broke down on the spot.

Moreover, he was taught a lesson by this damn system. What the hell is this!

Can't stand it!

fire! ! !

"Okay, system, you are cruel enough. I don't want the things anymore. You have to at least tell me where the Han family is and what year it is now, otherwise I will freeze to death tonight."

Looking at the fallen leaves in the alley, he guessed that it should be late autumn now, as the temperature at night was not high.

[Ding, the host's home address is ****, the map is attached, the host can check it at any time, the current time is: Beijing time, September 1975, 9, Wednesday, the weather is sunny to cloudy, wind speed...]

"Stop, you don't need to report these. By the way, you have to give me some help, I'm completely in the dark now."

Wang Xuan shrugged, and the system immediately opened the light screen for him. There was a detailed introduction to the parallel world on it, and he read it patiently.

Five minutes later, he understood what the parallel world was all about.

It is now 1975. Han Chunming, oh, that is, Wang Xuan, has just returned from Xiaoqinghe, where he had been sent to work in the countryside. He has been idle at home these days, waiting for the street office to assign him a job.

Of course, he also asked his good friend Cheng Jianjun to help him find a job.

Wang Xuan, no, from now on he is Han Chunming!

He accepted this identity quickly without any resentment.

But a faint sadness arose in my heart.

[Dad, Mom, I am an unfilial son and will not be able to take care of you in the future. But luckily, my eldest brother is still at home. He will definitely take care of you two for me. I hope you can forgive me.]

He is the second child in the family and has only been working for two years. However, what makes him feel at ease is that his family is not too short of money. Even if he dies in the future, his parents will not starve, which makes him feel less guilty.

The son wants to raise and kisses!

Now he deeply understood this sentence, and at the same time he blamed himself for not having the [Innate Holy Body of Both Dead Parents]. It seems that all the online articles are lies!