The arrogant little husband is desperately flirting with the hunter

"Bai Hao, who allowed you to agree to let that old woman take a concubine?" Lei Huo pushed the door open and looked at Bai Hao with dissatisfaction, looking very aggressive.

"That's the Queen Mother." Bai Hao said aggrievedly.

He had been enjoying delicious food and watching opera in a restaurant with Xiao Tong and the others today, but a disaster struck and he was taken to the palace by the imperial guards. He thought it was Lei Huo who had asked the emperor to grant him a marriage a few days ago and angered the old emperor...

Oh, no, the emperor is not that old. He is in his prime.

He thought that the emperor was playing tricks on him by Lei Huo and was staying in Kyoto because he refused to grant him a marriage. Whoever wanted to go to the border war could go. His brain has not been working well for more than two years. He must have been angry about the remarks that everything is peaceful. That's why he came to threaten him, a famous idiot in Kyoto. After all, you have to pick on the weak.

But the one who wanted to see him was not the emperor, but the empress dowager who lived a life of luxury in the harem, with a kind face, gentle and virtuous.

But when Bai Hao entered the palace and took a look, he couldn't help but complain in his heart. He didn't know whether those who praised the Queen Mother would feel guilty when they said these things.

That fierce look on her face is not much better than that of the old lady at the gate of their community who would quarrel with a dog if she saw one.

Especially when he went there, he didn't know whether the empress dowager wanted to make an example of someone, or whether the palace servant who was beaten to pieces had really done something wrong. Anyway, the bloody mess was really unbearable to watch.

Just as Bai Hao was thinking whether he should be so scared as to dry heave a few times or try to stay calm and face it, he heard the empress dowager, who was dressed in elegant and luxurious clothes, asking someone to carry him up.

Bai Hao had only one thought in his mind at that time: it was over, was his smooth and white little butt going to suffer?

As the saying goes, a man who knows the current situation is a hero. Bai Hao immediately shouted, "I was wrong. I will do whatever you say, just don't do it."

It has to be said that this fierce shout scared the Queen Mother, and at the same time, it further confirmed Bai Hao's image as a spineless idiot. She immediately snorted with a proud look, which really made people let go.

"So what if it's the Queen Mother? Do you think I'm afraid of her?" Lei Huo was still furious. You know, when he heard the personal guards come to report that Bai Hao was taken away by people from the palace, he dropped what he was doing and went to the Emperor to ask for him. As a result, the two of them looked at each other in confusion.

As a result of going to the wrong place, Bai Hao was delayed and by the time he found the Queen Mother, she had already left. At the same time, the Queen Mother was happily holding a woman and telling him that he must never treat her niece badly in the future.

A lot of things were said, and Lei Huo's face became more and more gloomy the more he listened. That little bastard Bai Hao actually agreed to let the Queen Mother let him marry?

"But I'm afraid." Bai Hao pouted aggrievedly, "If I don't agree, she will beat me with a stick. Such a hard stick will make my skin burst in a few hits, and my buttocks will be covered with blood. If it hurts, I can just bear it, but that thing can really kill people, otherwise how can there be a caning? Even if it doesn't kill me, it would be even worse if I was disabled. I can't move from the waist down. If the nerves are injured somewhere, I will lose consciousness. The rest of my life will be a sexless life. What's the point of living?"

Lei Huo: “…”

"My dear Huo Huo, I love you very much. Although love is precious, you need to be alive to enjoy it. This is a feudal society where the imperial power is supreme. You have the military power and can be fearless, but I am just the son of a minister. I am stubborn and want to go against the imperial power. That's not just stubbornness, that's stupidity."

Bai Hao's mouth was crackling with output, making people angry.

Lei Huo, whose head was about to smoke, was speechless for a moment.

"Do you really agree with me marrying someone else?" Lei Huo asked.

Bai Hao held his forehead and said, "Don't pretend you don't understand. My agreement is useless. Who have you listened to, you traitor? Don't pretend to listen to me, you black-hearted stinky man."

In the past, Bai Hao thought that Lei Huo was a kind-hearted man who defended his country and had an open mind. But the longer he got to know him, the more he realized that this bastard really possessed many characteristics of villains in romance novels.

First of all, he is domineering and insidious. He says that as long as you are happy, he keeps making small moves behind your back, always silently forcing you to go in the direction he has decided.

Secondly, he is petty and will always cause trouble to anyone who really offends him, especially to him. Whenever Lei Huo gets close to someone, he won't show it on his face and won't object, but within half a month, that person will inexplicably disappear from his life.

Some were put in solitary confinement at home for causing trouble, some were bothered by trivial matters, and even worse, some were directly transferred to other places.

Finally, he had only recently discovered that this person was a rebellious person. The more you asked him to do something, the less he wanted to do it, and he would insist on doing things that he was not allowed to do.

For example, when they are doing that thing, if he calls a halt, you will be tortured to death that night. But if he takes the initiative, this bastard will act like an old monk in meditation, pretending to have no desires or requests. But once you get bored, the bastard will get excited again, and you will be tortured to death again that night.

Even asking His Majesty to grant the marriage...

However, when chatting with the little boy, the little boy said that it was really unfair for him to follow Lei Huo but not have any official status.

In fact, Bai Hao knew without thinking that the child must have heard some gossip outside again.

Bai Hao didn't care about those gossips at all. After all, who was he? He was a playboy in Kyoto. He had done so many embarrassing things, so this romantic affair was not a big deal.

What's more, he was having an affair with Lei Huo, so he could guess what others would say. They would definitely say that he was very capable, as even a cold-faced demon could be tamed by him.

Yes, that’s absolutely true. Bai Hao is quite happy about it.

He waved his hand and said how great it would be this way. Now when he went out, he was the outstanding Mr. Bai who could make the noble Marquis bow down to him. If he really had a formal status, everyone would have to call him Madam in the future. It was really awkward just thinking about it.

As luck would have it, Lei Huo, who had just returned, heard it and asked Bai Hao if he wanted to get married. Bai Hao shook his head repeatedly, indicating that he didn't want to.

Then the next day, Lei Huo went to ask the emperor for permission to marry him without even saying hello.

There are indeed some men in Daxia who are together, and they live quietly behind closed doors, but no one would publicly marry a woman.

Okay, even if Marquis Zunyuan is a maverick and insists on marrying a man, His Majesty will turn a blind eye and not interfere in other people's family affairs. But isn't it a bit too difficult for him to grant the marriage?

"Stinky man?" Lei Huo narrowed his eyes slightly: "No wonder he agreed to the Queen Mother so easily, it turns out that he is beginning to dislike me..."

"Aiya, aiya, aiya." Bai Hao hurriedly stopped Lei Huo from making the first move: "If you wrongly accuse me again, I will go back to my mother's home."

After saying this, Bai Hao seemed to realize that something was not right, and immediately changed his words: "I will go back to the Bai family and ask my father to find me a sweet and soft wife."

"You dare." Lei Huo narrowed his eyes, with dangerous signals in his eyes.

Bai Hao was not afraid at all. He stood up and tried to walk out, but Lei Huo grabbed him and pressed him down on the bed. "Bai Hao, are you looking for trouble?"

Bai Hao stretched out his hand and hugged Lei Huo's neck: "Humph, come on if you have the guts."

Lei Huo: “…” Damn it, since when did his Haohao always want to play some nonsense, making him act like a mentally retarded bully.