After being conquered by a silly and sweet girl, I became the richest man in the world

Xiao Mulin: "..."

"Thank you, but I don't need it. You can keep it for yourself."

He spent all this time wasting time on such a meaningless thing, and he still had to go find Chu Nanxing!

"Okay, I won't talk to you anymore. I have to leave the palace for a while."

Xiao Qiyu's meaning was unclear. "That's probably not possible, my brother. You really can't go out today."

"Why can't I go out?" Could it be that Xiao Qiyu could still hold his thighs to prevent him from going out?

Before he could finish his words, Eunuch Li came to speak again.

"Your Majesty, the Grand Marshal requests an audience."

Why are they all coming at this time? Xiao Mulin was a little impatient, "Announce."

The general usually had important matters to discuss with him. Forget it, just wait a while. He felt that with Chu Nanxing's personality, it was unlikely that anything would really happen between him and Xiao Qinsang.

***

When Xiao Mulin saw the general, his jaw almost dropped.

The Grand Marshal, who was over fifty years old and had a beard as thick as a spear, walked in wearing a peach-colored skirt.

Xiao Mulin's eyelids twitched, and he felt that things might not be good.

Sure enough, his feeling came true, and Eunuch Li said again, "Your Majesty, the Duke wants to see you!"

Duke Zhang, who usually has a frosty face and a majestic demeanor, is now wearing a goose yellow skirt and standing in front of the Golden Throne Hall with a righteous look on his face.

At the same time, behind him there were… the Shangshu Lord in a purple gauze skirt; the Imperial Censor in a green silk skirt; the Taichang in a dancer’s outfit, and so on…

They all had something in their hands, either boxes of varying sizes, or medicinal herbs wrapped in paper.

Xiao Mulin: “???”

This scene is beyond description.

Xiao Mulin: What's wrong with these people? Are they all crazy?!

I really don’t want to admit that this is an official from their Dongxia country!

He turned around to settle the score with Xiao Qiyu, but found that the other party had slipped away without him knowing when.

General Ji grabbed his beard and knelt down, "Your Majesty, this is a folk remedy that I found specially from my hometown. If you don't believe in Prince An's magic pill, you can try this one of mine."

After he finished speaking, Duke Zhang said, "Many people have used this prescription of mine and found it effective. Your Majesty can also try it."

"No, no, Your Majesty should try mine."

"And this one, Your Majesty. This one was specially found by my mother from my hometown. It is said that the cows in the village think it is good for use."

"This humble official..."

"..."

Xiao Mulin was given a headache by their noise. He rubbed his temples and for the first time in his life, he felt that life was meaningless.

These ministers are so idle. They have nothing to worry about all day but his lower body problems!

But the problem is... he said these things himself, and he can't refute them.

This time it's okay, just shoot yourself in the foot.

I originally thought that after saying this, the ministers would stop urging him because they couldn't hit his pain points, but I never expected that!

"..."

Chu Yizi, who had just returned from outside the palace, was also shocked when he heard the guard say that Xiao Mulin had something important to discuss with him.

Oh my god, what did he see?

Is this a blow that an ordinary person like him should bear?

A group of old men with big bellies and wrinkled faces were standing in front of the Golden Throne Hall wearing women's clothes.

As he stepped forward, an official said, "Your Highness Prince Yi, are you also here to give His Majesty a prescription?"

Chu Yizhi was confused. "Ah, folk remedy? What folk remedy?"

"I wonder why you are dressed like this, sir?" He really needed to hear a reasonable explanation, otherwise he thought he might have a nightmare tonight.

What kind of weird and bizarre picture is this?

The man beamed with pride, “We are helping His Majesty find his lost manhood.

Chu Yizi: “…”

Man...dignity?

Is it necessary to dress like this to find dignity?

He thought for a long time, and finally said, "You... your method is quite unique."

The official next to him seemed to notice his embarrassment and explained, "Oh, Your Highness Prince Yi, you don't understand. We want His Majesty to see the charm of beautiful girls again, so that he will have more confidence in himself."

Chu Yizi: "Uh...hahaha...hahaha...I wish you...success..."

He didn't know whether he believed it or not, but he felt that if he were with someone like this, he would probably be scared to the point of impotence.

Also, beautiful? Are you serious, uncle?

I didn't expect Xiao Mulin to have such a strong taste.

He thought Xiao Qinsang had played wildly enough, but it turned out that as an emperor, he played even more wildly.

Thinking of this, he entered the Golden Palace with a complicated expression.

Xiao Mulin had no idea that Chu Yizi had already labeled him a pervert in his heart, and he was still trying hard to deal with the ministers.

"Okay, okay, I got it. You all can go back. I will try these methods."

Before he could finish his words, Eunuch Li came to report, "Your Majesty."

Xiao Mulin was already tired, "Who is coming again? Tell him that I don't see him."

Eunuch Li hurriedly shouted outside the palace, "Your Highness Prince Yi, His Majesty said he doesn't want to see you now."

Xiao Mulin: “!!!” When did he say that? !

What he doesn't want to see are those ministers, okay? !

How could I not want to see Chu Nanxing?

He stood up quickly and said, "Let Prince Yi in."

As soon as Chu Yi entered the hall, he was shocked again. Not only outside the hall, but there were also many ministers dressed in colorful clothes inside the hall, and their clothes were even more eye-catching than those outside the hall.

He said weakly, "Your Majesty, am I here at a bad time?"

"No, no, no! It's time! It's time!" Xiao Mulin quickly walked past the ministers who were still talking about the efficacy of the medicine and walked in front of him. He said with a silly smile.

*

Chu Yizi actually came to exchange blood with him, but the current scene didn't seem to be suitable.

Although the poison was already showing some signs of taking effect, he felt that he could still endure it for a while. After thinking about it, he said, "Otherwise, I'd better go back first."

"No, you can't go back." Xiao Mulin turned around and shouted to the ministers beside him, "Okay, I already understand your kindness, but now I have something very important to do, please go back immediately."

Seeing that the ministers were still hesitant, he had to use his trump card, "Whoever walks slower will be fined one year's salary."

Of course, the ministers dared not be vague about such matters. After all, it was money at stake. With their salaries as a threat, the ministers who had been in a mess just now all ran away.

The entire hall returned to peace.

Xiao Mulin sent the eunuchs and palace maids away again, "All of you go down, I and Prince Yi have something important to discuss."

Everyone else followed orders and left.

Eunuch Li wanted to hear more about what secrets Prince Yi and His Majesty had. He called everyone away.

But he was discovered just a moment after he stayed there.

"Eunuch Li, you go down too."

Eunuch Li had no choice but to leave, looking back every few steps.

After everyone left, Xiao Mulin looked at Chu Yizi happily, "Okay, you can talk now."

Chu Yizi took out the small bottle of blood from this morning and said, "Let's exchange blood, Your Majesty."

Xiao Mulin looked impatient, "Okay, come on -"

"How about we try cutting our wrists today?"

Xiao Mulin's smile froze, "Why are you trying your wrist?"

"Didn't we use our wrists this morning? Now let's cut them together."

Seeing that Xiao Mulin didn't say anything, he asked again, "How about using your fingertips?"

After saying that, he was about to cut his hand.

Seeing this, Xiao Mulin hurriedly stopped him, "Forget it, I'll do the cutting, you don't have to, this... this poison doesn't have a strong effect on me, it doesn't matter if you don't use blood."