The Regent's Koi Princess

Ah!

Jiang Che felt like he was almost going to pass out from anger.

This broken mouth doesn't have a single correct reason, but only a lot of wrong reasons.

When it comes to making trouble, there is no one else like him in the entire Western Zhou Dynasty.

She acted like nothing had happened and was just chatting with him here.

When Xiao Dongzi heard her words, he almost knelt down to her.

He had only heard that the eldest daughter of the Lin family was a famous playboy in the imperial capital, but he had never imagined that this ancestor would be so powerful.

Having committed such a serious mistake, not only was he not punished, he even sought credit and reward from the prince.

Could it be that after sleeping with him just once, he had conquered his prince?

If this were to be spread out, the prince would probably have no peace in the future. The officials and noble ladies in the imperial capital would rush to throw themselves at the prince one after another.

Ha ha!

I guess by then, his prince will really need to...replenish his body.

Jiang Che raised his hand and nodded at her, angrily saying: "After everything is over, I will come and settle the accounts with you."

"Little Dongzi, from today on, you will follow her closely."

Xiao Dongzi just opened his mouth: "The slave leads ..."

He hasn't finished yet.

Lin Xi asked: "What if I go to the toilet? He will also..."

"Wait outside."

Glancing at her, Jiang Che interrupted her: "Do you think you can pull out the gold and want others to follow you to catch it?"

Unexpectedly, Lin Xi directly gave him another sentence:

"Hehe! Gold has never pooped before. I can only poop, and it's diarrhea."

Jiang Che...

He felt like he was not feeling well at all. His head, heart, liver and lungs ached.

puff!

Xiao Dongzi quickly covered his mouth.

It wasn't that he wanted to laugh, it was that he couldn't hold it back! This ancestor dared to say anything.

His prince had met his nemesis. He now admired the eldest daughter of the Lin family.

She was the first person who dared to ride on the head of his prince and shit on him. She made a mistake, but not only was she not beaten to death, but she was also supported by him?

There is no one else in the world, in the entire capital, who dares to do this.

Lin Xi raised her eyebrows and looked at Jiang Che: Yes, this boy is teachable.

She was increasingly unable to guess the prince's mind. After causing such a big disaster, not only did he not punish her, he even gave her his personal eunuch as a reward.

What does this mean? Is it a hint to her that she can walk sideways in the palace from now on?

After all, she had a eunuch who was close to the regent by her side. Who would dare to offend her in the palace in the future?

only……

What would the little emperor do when he saw her? Would he kneel to her, or would she kneel to him? This question was too complicated, and she had to think it over carefully.

Chen Zheng was thinking about something. He blinked at her and then pointed at Jiang Che with his chin.

What does this mean?

Should she kneel down and give thanks? No, her knees are so precious.

But, Jiang Che helped her after all, so it wouldn't be too much to thank him.

So she handed the things in her hand to Chen Zheng, walked to Jiang Che, forced a proper smile, bowed deeply to him, and said delicately: "Thank you, Your Majesty, for upholding justice for me. Your great kindness will be unforgettable to me and I will definitely remember it in my heart.

I will kneel down and pray for you morning and night. May your hidden illness be cured soon, and you will be able to show your virility, have many wives and concubines, many children and grandchildren, live a long and healthy life, and be famous for all eternity."

Chen Zheng...

Xiao Dongzi...

Aunt, are you sure this is not a curse for the prince to become an immortal as soon as possible?

Jiang Che got a headache when he saw her unruly look.

He waved his hand and dismissed everyone.

Looking at Lin Xi, he sneered: "I don't want it to happen again. Otherwise, even if the old prime minister comes, I will never let him off easily."

Jiang Che felt his eyes hurt every time he looked at her. He felt that this evil woman would be more restrained in the future.

But dreams are beautiful.

"That's not guaranteed."

Lin Xi stood up straight, looked at him, and said in a tone that did not allow for negotiation: "I promise that I will not take the initiative to cause trouble, but if someone provokes me, I will still fight back. I am not a fish that can be slaughtered at will.

My life principle: I will not offend others unless they offend me. If someone offends me, I will fight back. Even the king of heaven has to be reasonable. "

Listen to this

She was making specious arguments, being unreasonable, and using heresy, but she was still right.

Her attitude depends on the attitude of others. If you treat her well, she will be sincere to you. If you hurt her, she will fight with you.

Jiang Che's head was throbbing. He walked over to her, looked down at her and asked, "Do you think that I dare not kill you? That's why you dare to touch my bottom line again and again?"

Lin Xi raised her face, looked at him and yelled: "Yes! If the prince wanted to do it, he would have done it a long time ago. The fact that you didn't kill me means that I am different in your heart. So you can't bear to kill me.

Otherwise, where can you find fun? Don’t you think that my life is colorful? Otherwise, you will be so bored alone! "

Jiang Che staggered in anger. He wanted to slap this annoying thing to death.

She dares to be so self-righteous even after making a mistake.

Jiang Che's face turned cold: "No one has ever dared to speak to me like this."

Lin Xi raised her eyebrows: "It's okay. There is always a first time for everything. Just get used to it. Didn't you give me your first time?"

Jiang Che's breath turned cold. Lin Xi saw that something was wrong and stepped back decisively, but he still insisted: "Don't be angry! Anger is harmful to your health. Let's discuss it. Harmony brings wealth. We are still good brothers.

Besides, if you hadn't asked me to go to the Imperial Pharmacy, if you had sent a few people to me from the beginning, would they still dare to look down on me? Would they cause trouble if they didn't conflict with me? After all, this matter is still your fault. "

Well! Just do it, it's someone else's fault anyway.

She always said: "I wanted to see Dr. Sun, but you insisted that I come to the palace. If I hadn't come to the palace, I wouldn't have been excluded and bullied."

Jiang Che continued to vomit three liters of blood.

She was bullied and excluded? No one in the world who could bully her has been born yet.

"Get out of here right now, or else I..."

The word "Wang" was not spoken out loud.

Lin Xi clasped his hands together and said with great pride: "Goodbye, I'm sorry to bother you. Please forgive me."

After saying that, he turned around and left.

The eunuch in charge of the Imperial Pharmacy has been replaced, with Eunuch Yue, the deputy eunuch, replacing Eunuch Mo.

Seeing Lin Xi walk into the Imperial Pharmacy, Eunuch Yue's wrinkled face smiled like a chrysanthemum: "Miss Lin, I have arranged a clean and bright pharmacy for you. If you need any medicinal materials, I will send someone to deliver them immediately. Just give me the order and I promise to do it for you."

Looking at the girl in front of him, the eldest daughter of the Lin family who was once famous in the capital, Eunuch Yue felt a sigh in his heart.

Who could have thought that the most dissolute woman in the imperial capital could escape from the hands of the regent unscathed after making such a big mistake?