The Regent's Koi Princess

Lin Xi walked around the ice cellar several times.

When Xiao Guizi saw her wandering around, he was startled:...

He understood that when people move, their blood is flowing, so they will not freeze.

In fact it is...

Lin Xi's eyes were fixed on the medicine cabinet.

Although there is ice in here, the medicine cabinet is filled with Chinese medicinal materials, most of which are rare in the world.

After all, most of the medicines in the Imperial Pharmacy are used by the emperor, noble ladies and concubines to regulate their bodies and treat illnesses.

The medicine cabinet is made of wood and can be used to start a fire if it contains Chinese medicinal herbs.

And just now she saw two machetes standing in the corner.

Machete? Medicine cabinet? Chinese herbs?

Thinking of a possibility, Lin Xi raised her beautiful eyes:

hum!

Since you can't get out, just lead them here!

……

Let’s talk about Xiao Fuzi who was hiding in a corner not far outside the ice cave.

He secretly followed them all the way to the ice cave, and after seeing the two of them go in, he secretly locked the door from the outside.

He hated Lin Xi for hitting him, so he wanted to punish her.

If you don't dare to do it openly, then do it secretly behind the scenes.

He thought that within two hours, someone would come to get the Chinese medicine. Because the Regent was staying in the palace for dinner tonight, he liked to eat medicinal porridge, and as long as he was in the imperial kitchen, he would definitely make it for him.

To make medicinal porridge, one must go to the Imperial Pharmacy to get Chinese medicine.

He locked them up for two hours as punishment.

Think about her, Lin Xi, she is just a rich lady, if she can stay in there for two hours, she will definitely be frozen out.

However, before he could start his fantasy, he suddenly found that thick smoke was floating out from the gap of the wooden door.

Oops!

It would be terrible if the ice cave caught fire, as there are some precious medicinal herbs inside.

Xiao Fuzi ran to Eunuch Mo's residence like crazy.

When they opened the wooden door and walked into the ice cave, they were all stunned.

What did they see?

That playboy Lin Xi was roasting deer antlers and tiger penises over the fire.

Eunuch Mo's eyelids twitched, and he felt a buzzing on his forehead when he looked at Lin Xi.

This bold and shameless girl is a spendthrift.

He was so angry that he was shaking all over. He raised his finger and pointed at her and yelled, "Miss Lin, what are you doing?"

Lin Xi squatted on the ground like a bandit leader, flipping the grilled meat while muttering: "Of course I'm grilling meat.

Although they are not good things, these deer antlers and tiger penises can be eaten after roasting.

Don't worry, they'll be ready soon and they're great for you."

After she finished speaking, she raised her head and glanced at Eunuch Mo's crotch, and said angrily: "I have a trick for making barbecue, um! It would be better if there was a little salt and cumin.

Smell it, it smells delicious.

But it’s none of your business. This stuff is good for your body. If you eat too much, you’ll get angry. If you get angry, you need to vent it. You… um! You can’t vent it even if you want to!”

"Ahh! Damn it! Miss Lin, you are so brave! This deer antler is for making medicinal food for the Regent tonight, and you actually... roasted it. What should I do now?"

Lin Xi was stunned: Jiang Che likes medicinal food? Why would a single guy like him eat this?

Could it be that he has some other hidden illness that he hasn't discovered yet?

If there is, then that's right. No wonder he hasn't married a princess or concubine at such an old age. It turns out he is not good in that aspect!

But if that’s the case, then why was he so... powerful the last time I pounced on him!

"Why are you yelling? I'm not deaf. Does that mean whoever has the loudest voice is right?"

As she spoke, she put the roasted antler under her nose and sniffed it. She sighed and looked satisfied.

"Hmm~ What a delicious delicacy! Hurry up and find Jiang Che, and tell him that I have prepared dinner for him. Ask him to come over and eat it while it's still hot. It's just as nutritious and tastes delicious."

Since she was going to cause trouble, she had to do something big, otherwise no one would notice that she was locked up in there.

I would also like to take this opportunity to tell these grandsons with missing legs that next time they see her, they should avoid her. If they dare to provoke her, they will have no chance of getting away with it.

If she doesn't have a good life, no one else can have a good life.

but……

She dared to make such a big fuss, but she was not sure she could get away. If she wanted to get away, she could only rely on Jiang Che.

Anyway, if something really happened, she wouldn't be the only one to be punished. It was Xiao Guizi who cracked the medicine cabinet.

Eunuch Mo could never imagine that this playboy would dare to do such a thing.

The medicine cabinet was hacked open, the medicinal materials were destroyed, and the deer antlers and tiger penis were roasted.

In this short period of time, she almost ate up all the medicinal herbs in the ice cave.

Eunuch Mo's eyelids were twitching, his heart was beating and his breath was short, and he had tinnitus and dizziness.

The young eunuch standing by saw that something was wrong with him and quickly walked over to him and supported him.

The medicinal materials have been destroyed. This matter is almost a disaster.

Even if he was given nine more lives, he would not be able to bear it. He had to report the matter to the Chief Steward of Internal Affairs immediately.

As for the Regent, he wouldn't dare to go to him even if he was beaten to death.

He had to report the matter quickly before the Regent got the news.

Whether she lives or dies in the end depends on the luck of this playboy.

But

Nothing in this world is absolute.

The more he wanted to hide it from Jiang Che, the more he happened to be caught by Xiao Dongzi.

Xiao Dongzi was out on errands when he happened to hear about what happened in the ice cave. When he learned that Lin Xi was involved in the matter, he did not dare to delay for a moment and quickly reported the matter to Jiang Che.

Then, the Regent gave an order and the group of people were brought before him.

Asakazonomiya

Seeing the man she had just separated from not long ago, Lin Xi laughed so hard that she couldn't open her eyes.

She walked up to Jiang Che with a smile on her face, handed the "evidence" in her hand to him, and greeted him familiarly.

"Hey! Your Majesty, look here. I'm offering you the deer antlers and tiger penis. They've been roasted. I'm giving them to you to taste.

I didn't even take a bite, I just smelled it. I save all of them for you, see how much I care about you.

Hehe! Don't worry! With my cooking skills, you will definitely want to eat the next meal after this one.

Also, it is very good for your health and will have therapeutic effects on that aspect of your body."

As she spoke, she lowered her head and glanced at Jiang Che's crotch and continued in a low voice: "Today I finally understand why you haven't become a princess yet.

Having a hidden illness is painful for any man, after all, there is some flesh that you can see but cannot eat. "

Jiang Che was so angry at her that he almost laughed.

Looking at the devil woman in front of him whose face was like a tabby cat and whose courage was extremely treacherous, the man's mouth twitched.

The most dissolute lady in the imperial capital lived up to everyone's expectations.

Looking at her like that, she's like a female hooligan, shameless all day long and without any sense of shame. If someone else had encountered such a big thing, they would have committed suicide long ago.

She, on the other hand, acted as if nothing had happened.

All he does all day long is cause trouble and get into trouble.

He really couldn't understand why he, a regent, was slept with by a female gangster.

What did he do to this damn witch in his previous life to deserve such shame in this life?