The Regent's Koi Princess

Chapter 11 The small she mentioned turned out to be this small

Jiang Che suppressed his doubts, picked up the stack of papers and checked them one by one. When he saw the last one, he almost laughed out of anger.

There are quite a lot of precious medicinal materials listed here.

He looked at Lin Xi with spitting fire in his eyes and said through gritted teeth: "So this is the legendary straw bag, he doesn't even know his size."

Jiang Che said as he shook the pile of “broken” papers in his hand: “This thing you’re talking about is almost as big as the Imperial Pharmacy.

Ah!

I see that you are young, small in stature, and small in every way except your appetite.

Why don't you go to the palace to rob? The imperial pharmacy is full of all kinds of precious medicinal materials. You can take whatever you like. No one will stop you."

Jiang Che finished speaking in one breath, biting the small words.

Lin Xi:……

It made me laugh!

There's nothing she can do about being thick-skinned, she just has this indomitable spirit.

No matter how you squeeze her, she will still look at you and smile happily: "Excuse me, Regent... Master, don't you think this deal is a good deal? It can not only detoxify you, but also make a fortune. The things in my brain are worth a lot of money.

We are friendly partners, and we will split the profits 50-50. You can get money without doing anything, how cost-effective! For you, this is as simple as plucking a hair, you can make money and look at beautiful women, how wonderful!

Don't talk about those useless things. Just look at whether you will do it or not. How can a prince be so stingy?

Can you just tell me directly, yes we can be good brothers. No, we will part ways from now on, owe each other nothing and never see each other again."

Originally, she hadn't planned to hold Jiang Che hostage with such a high price, but, she finally found a sheep, so she had to pull the wool from him as much as possible, right?

It would be a waste if you don't play around. The more you play, the more you earn.

Besides, he is the regent after all. How can a small scale be worthy of his status? Right! Humph!

"Lin Xi, you are truly unique in being shameless, as you can describe shamelessness in such a refreshing and refined way."

Lin Xi blinked her big eyes and looked at him and asked: "So how do you feel? Do you feel your eyes light up?"

Jiang Che:……

It was almost as if everything was black.

"Can you be any more shameless? You are so fanciful that you start dreaming in broad daylight and try to get something for nothing. Let me tell you, this trick is useless. I am not a three-year-old child, so I will..."

"You agreed?"

"The King refuses."

Lin Xi leaned forward, put her little face in front of Jiang Che, raised her hand to tentatively touch his handsome face, tilted her head and raised her eyebrows and laughed frivolously: "Your Highness, this is for your convenience to detoxify, and it can also give you a chance to make a fortune. You can kill two birds with one stone, why not do it?"

Jiang Che lowered his eyes and looked at the "claw" covering Tian's face, his hands clenched tightly, his heart beating, and his face was as gloomy and dark as the bottom of a pot.

Lin Xi:……

I'm a little overwhelmed.

He touched his nose guiltily and slowly retreated to his chair.

Jiang Che looked at her and sneered: "Lin Xi, don't think you can just act smart and play tricks on me. You can choose not to detoxify me, but I have to take someone with me before I die.

Do you think I'm giving you a white silk? Or a bag of rat poison? Or a slap in the face?

If you don't help me detoxify, I can kill you in a hundred ways. Just based on what you did to me on the jade bed, you wouldn't have enough heads if you had a thousand."

Hey!

Lin Xi was speechless.

Why was it so difficult to communicate with people in ancient times? They had to speak in a flowery and elegant manner.

She really wanted to scold him in English. Is his head filled with tofu? Why is he so stupid?

Jade bed, jade bed.

Why do you always bring that up? It's just a nap, what's the big deal? A grown man is pretending to be a chaste and loyal woman.

She has explained it in detail. Why doesn't he understand? He keeps threatening her with death.

Die, die, die!

It's all about death, I'll die, your uncle.

You will die sooner or later anyway, no matter how you do it.

She wanted to piss him off to death before she died.

Lin Xi slapped the table and yelled, "No, Jiang Che, why are you so difficult to communicate with? Didn't I tell you? It was just an accident? An accident, an accident!

I did force you, but I didn't get any benefit from it! Ah!

My reputation is gone, my marriage is gone, did I complain to you? Did I insist on staying and ask you to take responsibility? Didn't I just flirt with you when I had nothing to do?

Didn't I just make fun of you when I was bored? Didn't I just take the opportunity to touch your abdominal muscles?

What else do you want? Do I give you some drugs and pounce on you again? Or do I give myself some drugs and let you pounce on me once? "

"I don't want to think about it! You have nothing else to offer except your good looks that can satisfy my eyes. Your skills are so poor that I don't even feel good about you!"

Jiang Che:……

This witch dares to say anything.

He really wanted to know how she could be so thick-skinned.

She doesn't want to? Oh! She doesn't want me to put on clothes in front of her! Every time she sees me, she either teases me or touches me.

Lin Xi was so angry when she saw his contemptuous look.

Haha!

Anyway, I have been classified as a gangster in his mind, so I will just continue to be a gangster to the end!

Jiang Che suddenly saw Lin Xi rushing in front of him, and instinctively he raised his hand to push her away.

only……

He didn't pay attention to where he pushed, and his big palm pressed directly on her chest.

My hand felt soft, like a soft bag of water in my hand.

Jiang Che felt his ears turning red, his palms burning, and his heart feeling like it was on fire.

Jiang Che quickly took a step back. Lin Xi was caught off guard and her body suddenly leaned forward. Just as she was about to have an intimate kiss with him, she instinctively reached out to grab him.

As a result, she grabbed Jiang Che's underpants, which were pulled to his thighs. Jiang Che tripped and Lin Xi fell directly on him.

As luck would have it, the place where she pounced was a bit awkward, and Lin Xi's softness touched Jiang Che's "leg".

Lin Xi:……

Forehead!

The pounce action is very beautiful.

This posture is a bit tiger-like!

The air suddenly became quiet.

Jiang Che looked up at Lin Xi, and Lin Xi looked down at Jiang Che's body.

Lin Xi wanted to get up, but the more anxious he was, the more flustered he became, and the more confused he became, the more he pressed the wrong spot.

Jiang Che was hit again and she held his vital point.

"Lin... Creek"

Jiang Che exploded instantly with a roar, and Lin Xi shuddered all over.

Can she say she didn't mean it?

The Prince Regent, who had always been noble and aloof, had never been humiliated like this before.

And both times he was seen naked by the same woman.

At this moment he no longer cared whether it was poisonous or not, he just wanted to slap her to death.

Jiang Che raised his leg and was ready to knock Lin Xi over.

She dodged it nimbly.

Lin Xi jumped up quickly and hid behind the table.

Jiang Che jumped up, quickly lifted up his underpants, and slashed towards Lin Xi with his big palm.

Lin Xi hid here and there while chattering, "Jiang Che, don't be impulsive."

"I'm telling you, I didn't mean it."

"We can discuss something."

"At worst, I'll let you take off your clothes and watch once."

"If one time doesn't work, try two times."

"If it doesn't work after two attempts, then continue."

"You can take off your top or bottom as many times as you want."

"Until you are satisfied and calm down."

"Also, your poison has not been cured yet."

"I'll still be useful to you."

"You can detox and look at beautiful women at the same time."

"I promise not to hit you"

"I'm not wrong"

"I promise not to beat you to death."

"Ahhh! The more anxious you are, the more nonsense you talk."

Lin Xi paused while negotiating the terms.

Jiang Che pursued her while looking for an opportunity.

Lin Xi was so busy talking nonsense that she didn't notice that she was trapped in Jiang Che's arms. Her hands were tied behind her back and she couldn't move.

Both of them were gasping for breath.

Jiang Che looked at her with an evil smile: "Run!"

"continue"

"Oh! Why don't you run away?"

"Aren't you a good runner?"

"Good stamina!"

"You've done a lot of stealing, climbing over walls, and crawling through holes, right? Hmm!"

"Do you often climb onto other people's roofs to spy on handsome men bathing?"

"Otherwise, how could he be so shameless?"

"How honest is that?"

"Let me see"

After Jiang Che finished speaking, he raised his hand and pinched Lin Xi's cheek hard.