Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal
Chapter 419: Is this behavior a distortion of human nature or a loss of morality?
When Tang Yan saw the white scene, he reacted and turned around immediately, so he didn't see anything more eye-catching.
However, the exclamation that just uttered unconsciously was heard by the sharp-eyed and sharp-eared naked hero hanging on the tree.
The hero thought it was his lover who came back, and said in a low voice with a red face.
"My sweetheart, you are back. Come here soon, I..."
Tang Yan didn't hear the rest of the words, he was struggling and hesitating.
Should I stand here and eat the melon of this naked hero, or leave immediately.
However, just as he was still struggling, the appearance of five men and women in the distance made the situation extremely awkward.
A male cultivator in blue robes paused and stared in amazement at Tang Yan and the naked male cultivator hanging on a hundred-meter-high tree behind Tang Yan.
Stunned, he stammered, "You guys..."
"Sorry, we didn't mean to disturb you. We didn't see anything. Please continue, continue."
The other four people's pupils also constricted.
The two female cultivators staggered back, and their glances towards Tang Yan and the naked male cultivator were full of mockery and vulgarity.
One of the nuns even had blood running down her nose in shame.
Hehehehe... Two men, on a big tree in the wild, or in a woods where people can come at any time.
Does it mean that the prettier you are, the more you can have fun? Hehe~
Tang Yan: “???”
He hurriedly explained, "No, he and I are not what you think, I don't know him at all!"
A female cultivator said without even turning her head, "Yes, I understand. Please continue."
The male cultivator hanging on the tree also noticed something was wrong, and his entire body turned red from head to toe.
The 'weak' little body was filled with embarrassment and shame.
Tang Yan was so upset that he was about to walk deeper into the forest in anger.
Then the male cultivator on the tree asked anxiously, "Have you seen a male cultivator in white clothes?"
At the same time, Tang Yan's surprised voice was also heard.
[Who do you think this hero hanging on the tree is with...? With himself? ]
[No, he is hysterical? He stripped himself naked and hung himself on a tree and did something like that?]
The five monks stopped in unison, the Bagua Fire burning fiercely.
The three male cultivators turned around and looked at the male cultivator in the tree.
The blue-clothed male cultivator’s eyes flickered.
The skin is so white that it’s a bit dazzling.
[Awesome, another dual soul in one body, the two souls in the body fell in love with each other. Ten years ago, the main soul, that is, the naked hero, used all kinds of natural materials and treasures to refine a body for the secondary soul that was exactly the same as the original body. Since then, the secondary soul has lived in the refined body and talked about love with the main soul. The two souls almost formed a bond? ]
[It was just that five years ago, the secondary soul dumped the main soul because the main soul was boring, and got together with a male cultivator who was a close friend of the main soul?
Yesterday, the main and deputy souls met, and recalling the beautiful five years, their past emotions were rekindled, and they came to this dense forest...】
"!!" The male cultivator who was hung high up was stunned, with an extremely intense look of fear on his face.
It's over.
His pants were stripped off! His old face!
Ahhh! Naked butt's heart made a sharp explosion.
And he had already noticed several gazes that were staring at him with such intensity that they seemed to want to burn him to death.
Then I thought about the fact that I was not wearing anything except a red headband covering my eyes, so everything was exposed.
Naked, the blood rushed to his head, and he had an extremely strong urge to smash his heart and go see the Hades.
Unfortunately, for the sake of stimulation just now, not only were his hands tied, but even his cultivation was sealed by his secondary soul.
Now there is no way to get drunk.
[Good fellow, it turns out that this rekindled relationship was all a trick played by the secondary soul on this naive primary soul! He had already been sold out by the secondary soul.
The buyer is... ah? The buyer is this tree? 】
Tang Yan's eyes couldn't help but fall on the lush and vigorous ancient tree with its bare buttocks hanging down.
He didn't know if it was his illusion, but he actually saw the branches and leaves tremble slightly, as if they were shy?
[A person and a tree, almost... Oh my god. ]
Naked male cultivator: “?!” (?_??)
No, wait a minute! Impossible! His beloved sweetheart Tian Mi Jian Er would never do this to him!
The most important thing is! He! Is not called naked butt!
The little man in the naked heart was naked and in tears.
A few onlookers stared in amazement, exclaiming in their hearts, "Oh my god, I've learned something new!"
[The secondary soul tied the main soul to the tree and was about to...but the next second the tree spirit came out with a nosebleed?
The tree spirit said that he had taken a fancy to the main soul, and finally used two top-grade spiritual herbs to buy the main soul from the secondary soul.
In order to prevent the main soul from finding out, the secondary soul covered the main soul's eyes with a headband? 】
A few black lines slid down Tang Yan's forehead.
[I guess my sudden appearance just now disturbed the good deed of this person and the tree spirit. ]
The tree spirit was furious: "How dare you disturb us!" The bird suddenly flew in, frightened it, and hurriedly returned to the trunk.
Speaking of which... this little monk in red is really handsome, the most handsome monk it has ever seen.
The tree spirit curled up in the trunk looked at Tang Yan with loving eyes.
Under its influence, the layers of leaves changed from ovals to small hearts.
Several tree trunks even formed heart shapes with each other.
If I could spend a wonderful night with this little monk in red, it would be worth it to let him die immediately.
How do you say that?
People cultivate themselves and then die; trees become ghosts and flow like wind.
The naked male cultivator had a look of despair and collapse on his face, like a dead fish, "..." Thank you, my heart is dead!
"Hey, fellow Taoist, do you need us to rescue you?"
A male cultivator tried hard to suppress the smile on his face, "Or do you want to wait for your, ahem, companion to come and rescue you?"
The others were also trying hard to hold back their laughter.
Some pinched their thighs, some bit their lips, and some clenched their fists.
After thinking about all the sad and miserable things in my life, I couldn't help laughing out loud, "Hahaha."
"Sorry, sorry. I just remembered that my five-year-old brother and sister dared to eat the Grain Reincarnation Objects and even competed to see who could eat more. That's why I couldn't help laughing out loud."
Finally, after he finished making up his story, he even said, "I'm not making fun of you, fellow Taoist."
The naked male cultivator gnashed his teeth, wishing he could kill the secondary soul that had harmed him right now.
After a long pause, he finally said, "I am not feeling well right now. I'd like to trouble you to save me."
The blue-clothed male cultivator hurried forward, took the lead and slashed the vine that was hanging him, bringing him down.
After coming down, just as he was about to take out new robes and put them on, he suddenly remembered that his Sumeru mustard seeds and storage bag had been taken away by that bastard secondary soul.
He could only pull two leaves to block his...
Weak, pitiful and helpless, he asked the blue-robed male cultivator for help, "Fellow Daoist, would you mind lending me a set of robes?"
"It's convenient, it's convenient. My name is Gao Zhou, you can just call me by my name."
Gao Zhou took out a new robe and handed it to him, while looking him over carefully without leaving any trace.
It’s really white and eye-catching.
Naked couldn't wait to put on his robes, and only then did he feel a little relieved.
Tang Yan finally turned around and took a look at the naked buttocks wearing the robes.
[This secondary soul is too unkind, isn't it? Not only did he sell the main soul, he also took away everything the main soul had. Huh? He has an orc lover?
It turns out that he took the main soul's money to support his mistress! He even sacrificed his main soul for this. 】
Naked man: Okay, okay, my fist is hard.
If he finds him and doesn’t send him to see the Emperor of the Underworld, he won’t be named Cai!
After eating the melon, Tang Yan was about to go deeper into the forest.
Gao Zhou hurriedly called him, "Fellow Daoist Tang Yan, you haven't formed a team yet when you entered the secret realm, right? Why don't we form a team together?"
"To be honest, we have discovered a snake demon in the late stage of the Spiritualization Stage deep in the forest. Its companion spiritual grass is a rare eighth-grade Heavenly Treasure Grass. I wonder if you are interested?"
Tang Yan's eyes lit up.
"We can form a team, but we need to decide first how to distribute the precious herbs on that day."
Gao Zhou smiled cheerfully, "Of course, those who contribute the most will get more."
Tang Yan smiled with satisfaction, "Okay, let's set off immediately!"
"Row."
A group of seven people rushed deep into the jungle.
The naked man finally had a chance to introduce himself, "My fellow Taoists, my name is Cai Xing."
"Haha, it turns out to be Brother Cai Xing. Brother Cai's fart is so white, just like tofu!" A female cultivator exclaimed in admiration.
Cai Xing: “?”
The female cultivator who reacted: “!” (°ー°〃)
You want to die! Damn this mouth, just cut it out.
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