Read the mind and eat the big melon! The melon field in the cultivation world is full of wild animal

What the hell? Is there anything more explosive than this?

The onlookers felt their heads buzzing.

His gossipy eyes kept falling on the faces of Jian Xun and Guan Yi who were getting closer and closer in the distance, and he felt like his brain was not enough.

The several monks who had previously collectively expressed their dissatisfaction with Guan Yi were so frightened that their scalps went numb.

Two of the monks stared at Guan Yi. They had seen Jian Xun's mother.

But the Guan Yi in front of him didn't look at all like Jian Xun's mother. Could it be that someone else had sneaked in?

Jian Xun's Taoist companion, the yellow-clothed female cultivator Huang Xiuyao's eyes moved slightly and she suddenly spoke.

"Jun Lang, you ****"

But after she said three words, her mouth seemed to be blocked by something and she couldn't say the rest.

Jian Xun looked at her impatiently, "Why did you call me? Don't bother us. If you disturb me and Yibaoer again, I won't want you anymore."

Huang Xiuyao's face turned pale, fear flashed across her eyes, and she stammered hurriedly.

"No, no, I won't disturb you and Sister Yi, Xunlang, please don't abandon me!"

Jian Xun became more and more impatient, "Shut up!"

Huang Xiuyao quickly fell silent.

Guan Yi glanced at Huang Xiuyao, who looked like a punched bag, with a hint of pride in his eyes as his red lips curled slightly.

The monks watching around were extremely angry.

The two female cultivators glared at the confused Jian Xun and the smug Guan Yi, and shouted at Huang Xiuyao.

"Huang Xiuyao, come and sit with us."

"Stay away from those two disgusting things."

Jian Xun's face suddenly turned dark, and he looked at the two female cultivators angrily, "Who do you call the disgusting thing?"

The female cultivator was not afraid at all. She waved her hand and a murderous lightning thorn appeared in her hand.

"Whoever answers will be the winner."

"What, you want to fight? Do you think you can beat me, you disgusting thing?" Han Suya raised the weapon in her hand and glanced at Jian Xun, who was in the early Nascent Soul stage, with contempt.

She is in the middle stage of Nascent Soul, so beating up a disgusting thing is more than enough for her!

"You!" Jian Xun originally wanted to get angry, but he saw that all the monks in Han Suya's team were glaring at him.

Many monks around also cast extremely unfriendly looks at him and Guan Yi, and immediately wilted.

"I don't like women!"

Jian Xun said this in a cold voice, with a sullen face, and no longer looked at Han Suya.

However, he vented the humiliation he suffered at Han Suya on Huang Xiuyao.

"What are you standing there for? Did I raise you to be standing there? Hurry up and roast the monster meat, and then serve Yi Bao'er a meal. If she gets hungry, you won't be enough to compensate her!"

Huang Xiuyao's face turned even paler. "I, I'll roast it now."

Seeing this, Han Suya's lips curved extremely coldly, yet full of regret.

She actually hoped that this coward Jian Xun would make a fuss, so that she could take the opportunity to teach him a lesson.

But it’s okay, she can do the same thing secretly later.

Tang Yan withdrew his gaze again and casually asked the system in his mind.

[Are these two really mother and son? Why don't I believe it? Nangong Bin and Jing Han, Wen Changhong and Jiang Dai, Qi Muzheng's father and Yan Chu, each of them is a fake melon made up by you, the joker! ]

Xiao Jixue, who was slowly using his spiritual power to peel melon seeds next to him, paused slightly.

There was a hint of profound meaning in the look he gave Tang Yan.

confirmed!

From the words "the third public declaration of sovereignty" that someone blurted out that day, he vaguely realized that this playful and wild baby of his was either lying to him or he had lost his memory.

Either the amnesia has been cured long ago, but he keeps lying to himself and saying that he doesn't remember anything from the past.

Now, he was finally sure!

Xiao Jixue pursed her thin lips and opened the little notebook in her heart.

Cheated him once, punished him once.

Counting the time when he was wronged, that means I got punished twice, hehe~

Hen Xue and A Mo, who had finally come out of the small dark room, looked at each other, but they didn't dare to curse each other this time.

The system chuckled, [The host guessed it again. ]

Tang Yan raised his eyebrows slightly, [You are a person who always lies. ]

As soon as he finished his sigh, a hint of surprise flashed across his eyes.

[Ah? Not biologically? But they are definitely mother and son? Guan Yi was the second wife that Jian Xun's father married when Jian Xun was five years old? ? Guan Yi was forty years old at that time? ]

Everyone was stunned. What the hell! That was quite explosive!

Tsk tsk, is this something a human being can do?

[In other words, Jian Xun has woven a green hat for his father? What a filial son! By the way, does Jian Xun's father know about their affair? ]

Several male cultivators looked a little strange.

[Oh? His father died when he was six? Tsk tsk, judging by the behavior of this filial son, it can only be said that it is fortunate that his father does not know about the scandal between him and his step-wife.

Otherwise, I will crawl out of my grave and kick this filial son to death. 】

Tang Yan uttered a complaint that was hard to describe, and then the teacup in his hand suddenly paused.

[Jian Xun's father went to the underworld and did not reincarnate? Instead, he lost his memory and started practicing again? Forty years have passed, and now he has cultivated to the peak of the golden elixir?

Did you drink Yichen Water the year before last and recall your past life memories? You originally thought that you would practice hard, pass the assessment and get the Two Worlds Token, and then come back to see your lovely wife and son?

But he saw the intimate scene between Jian Xun and Guan Yi in the mortal mirror of the underworld?

So Jian Xun's father was so angry that he was fuming, and Piao's brain was almost shut down? Now he is practicing frantically, and then comes back to break Jian Xun's legs? And kick Guan Yi out? 】

Just after finishing watching the gossip on the screen, Tang Yan heard Guan Yi’s sweet voice suddenly again.

"Brother Xun, I was frightened by the monster just now, and I am still very panicked.

I don't have any strength in my hands, can you feed me?"

Guan Yi's coquettish attitude seduced Jian Xun so much that he lost two or four of his seven spirits.

Jian Xun embraced Guan Yi with his big hands and held him to sit on his lap.

With a wicked smile on his face, he said, "Okay, Brother Xun will feed you."

He took all the monster meat that Huang Xiuyao had roasted and cut into small pieces, picked it up with jade and fed it into Guan Yi's mouth.

Tang Yan took a quick glance, and just one glance, he felt that his eyes were stained with dirt.

He hurriedly looked at Xiao Jixue, who was beautiful and as cool as the moon.

[Oh my god, this is so eye-catching! I need to look at my senior brother to cleanse my eyes. ]

After staring at the good-looking person for a long time, Tang Yan felt that his injured eyes were instantly healed.

Xiao Jixue chuckled, her eyes and brows were extremely soft.

The joy and happiness in his eyes were about to overflow.

The rest of the people were also extremely disgusted. There was no one to wash their eyes with, so many monks simply vomited on the spot.

"yue~"

"yue~"

"Someone has a shoe stuck in his throat? Can you please speak properly?"

"nausea!!"

The sounds of vomiting came one after another, and Jian Xun and Guan Yi's faces turned pale.

The former hugged the person and said gently, "Yibaoer, don't pay attention to them. They must be jealous of the close relationship between us."

Guan Yi gazed at him with love in her eyes, "Yeah, Brother Xun is right."

The onlookers: "..."⊙﹏⊙‖i°

Well, how to say it?

They felt so uncomfortable watching this scene.

It felt like I had swallowed a few flies, or like I had eaten something that had been recycled from grains. It was extremely disgusting.

What followed was even louder retching sounds in response to these two self-deceiving things.