On the second day of the wedding, the comatose husband was awakened by anger

Xu Yanche and He Qing discussed it and decided to buy a larger tent and some knives for self-defense.

You also need to buy toilet paper, otherwise what will you do when you go to the toilet?

Prepare some bags to put the garbage in.

Take it out when you leave.

He Qing looked at the large and small bags, but there was no food, and looked at Xu Yanche: "Aren't you going to buy food?"

Xu Yanche: "Director Wang won't let me bring it."

He Qing didn't quite believe it: "That shouldn't be the case."

If we are not allowed to bring food, do we have to eat tree bark?

Xu Yanche patted He Qing's head: "Bao'er, you are still too naive and don't understand the wickedness of human hearts."

"It's okay. I will support you from now on."

[A good boss not only has his personality broken, but he is also so innocent, so silly and cute. 】

Xu Yanche looked at He Qing with an even kinder gaze.

He Qing: “…”

That’s not what you are talking about. How could I be stupid? I’m not stupid at all.

I am very smart.

And what kind of look is that? It doesn't look like the look of looking at a lover at all.

It's more like the look of an old man looking at a child.

He pulled Xu Yanche's hand off his head and said, "Got it."

The tone was a little unhappy.

But Xu Yanche didn't notice.

Xu Yanche was choosing whether to buy red rain boots or green rain boots.

"Qingqing baby, choose that color, then we can go tread water and play. Do you have sunglasses for sale?"

He Qing took out the money: "Buy it."

I have almost finished choosing things.

Xu Yanche and He Qing originally planned to go back.

After all, it’s almost time to gather.

But when I walked to the parking bench, I saw a girl who was on the phone. She was telling her best friend on the other end of the line how she caught someone cheating last week.

Xu Yanche's eyes immediately lit up.

The matter of gathering was instantly forgotten.

I took the remaining ten yuan and bought two strings of candied haws on the roadside.

Pull He Qing to sit on another bench.

He stuffed a string of candied haws into He Qing's hand.

I started to listen attentively to the girl's gossip.

"I told you before that there was something wrong with the girl next to that scumbag. She was always hanging out with some guys, flirting with them, saying they were just good friends and told me not to think too much about it. She said I was petty and that my mind was full of female competition."

"Before, that scumbag would defend me once or twice, but since the woman moved to my neighborhood a few years ago, I realized something was wrong. As expected, that scumbag actually bought things for that woman. The money for the renovation of my mother's house was paid by that scumbag, and he used the common property of the couple."

"The worst thing is that I only found out about it last month. But I didn't suffer any loss. I collected evidence directly. Then last week, after confirming that the scumbag and the bitch had checked into a hotel, I called the scumbag's parents, my parents, and our good friends."

"I went to the hotel and caught them cheating. I'll tell you about the scene. It was so shocking. The two people were ugly but they were playing around. There were used things all over the floor. When I went in, they were not wearing any clothes and were lying naked on the bed."

"He hasn't come out yet. He's inside. I just got divorced yesterday. The scumbag left with nothing. The house, car and money are all mine."

Xu Yanche finished eating the candied haws in his hand and threw the skewer into the trash can beside him.

Looking at the candied haws in He Qing's hand that he had only taken a bite of.

He lowered his head and took a bite.

He Qing's ears turned red: "This is what I've eaten."

Xu Yanche was a little confused: "We've already kissed each other, so it's nothing."

[Kissing is a disguised way of eating the other person's saliva, and there is no saliva on the candied haws.]

He Qing looked at Xu Yanche with a complicated expression as he continued to listen attentively to the gossip.

Sometimes he really felt that his young wife's brain was allergic to love.

Is this human language?

Xu Yanche turned around and looked at He Qing who was still not eating the candied haws.

He reached out and took the candied haws: "Qingqing baby, since you don't want to eat it, let me solve it for you. Since you don't like candied haws, I won't buy it for you in the future. I will buy two strings and eat them all by myself."

He Qing felt that he was wronged: "I didn't."

Xu Yanche looked at He Qing suspiciously.

Randomly looked at He Qing with an understanding expression, and patted He Qing on the shoulder: "It's okay, I understand, you don't have to be stubborn, I know you are speaking sarcastically, I understand, children are like this, although you are an adult now, but psychologically you are still a child, I know, who let me, Long Aotian, spoil you."

He Qing: “…” I really didn’t mean that.

Why do you think so.

"I do not have."

To Xu Yanche now, this sentence is rebellious and was said on purpose.

Refuse to admit it.

He patted He Qing's hand and told him to shut up.

I have to concentrate on listening to the gossip now. Because I was talking to He Qing just now, I didn't hear a small part of the gossip.

The girl took out a lipstick from her bag and started to touch up her makeup. While doing so, she was complaining about her ex-mother-in-law to her best friend on the other end of the phone.

"Do you know that my ex-mother-in-law is even more explosive than my ex-husband? I was numb when I found out about it."

"My current father-in-law has a twin brother who looks very similar. His brother is doing better and only comes back during the holidays. I used to think it was a bit strange that he brought a lot of gifts to my ex-husband every time he came back, but I didn't think much about it. I thought it was just something the elders bring to the younger ones."

"I just found out the reason a few days ago. When my ex-mother-in-law married my ex-father-in-law, everything was fine at first, but she still didn't get pregnant after a year of marriage. And my ex-father-in-law wasn't good at sex, so she finally set her sights on her younger brother-in-law and got together with him."

"She was having an affair with her husband behind his back. My ex-husband is her brother-in-law's child. Even my ex-sister-in-law is her brother-in-law's child. Isn't that amazing? I was shocked when I heard the news."

"I packed up the evidence and sent it to my former father-in-law and his brother's rival company. My former father-in-law was so angry that he was hospitalized that day. There are even more explosive things. Do you want to hear about them?"

The girl's best friend on the other end of the phone immediately said, "Listen, listen, tell me quickly."

Girl: "What's even more shocking is that the woman who slept with my ex-husband is the illegitimate daughter of his biological father! They are half-siblings, and what's even worse is that the woman is pregnant. She is now in the hospital. The doctor said that the fetus is unstable and that the two are close relatives. He tactfully reminded them to abort the fetus, but both parties disagreed."

"They both insisted on giving birth to this baby. I sincerely hope she can give birth to a 10-pound fat baby."

Xu Yanche: “!!!”

[Fuck, is it so explosive? What a vicious curse. ]

He Qing was completely exhausted.

This gossip is so explosive and shocking.

Is this something a normal person would do?

He was having trouble digesting it and needed to slow down.

Of course, such explosive news should be sent to others so that they can also be unable to digest it like me.

He Qing did what he said, took out his mobile phone, edited the message and sent it to the small group of five people.

By the way, I also sent it to the family group.